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Hi, this is one of our (almost) daily tastings. Santé! |
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April 13, 2025 |
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A word of caution
Let me please remind you that my humble assessments of any spirits are done from the point of view of a malt whisky enthusiast who, what's more, is aboslutely not an expert in rum, brandy, tequila, vodka, gin or any other spirits. Thank you – and peace! |
The rums are back on WF, from Colombia to Jamaica |
You've got the pattern by now: cognac, armagnac, rum, rum, rum, cognac, armagnac, rum, rum, rum… But all of that can be interrupted at any moment by mezcal, genever, or other more or less devilish spirits. In any case, today, it’s rum. |

Chamarel (Chamarel) |

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Dictador ‘Aurum’ (40%, OB, Colombia, +/-2024) 
Aurum ? Yet another name seemingly nicked straight from Wikipedia or ChatGPT, although Wikipedia does feel marginally more credible, even if it’s a nest of lefties (just kidding). Anyway, a Dictador that’s been no doubt premiumised in a hurry, though the ABV says it all: 40% = likely j*nk. Colour: orange amber. Nose: burnt caramel, Catalan cream, molasses honey and that café liqueur you pick up at €12 a bottle. Not much hope… Mouth: my word this is dreadful, sickly sweet, over-caramelised, very much in the Starbucks camp. Deathly sweet instant coffee, lukewarm Coca-Cola at 25°C, burnt caramel… It’s just about drinkable. Finish: short, which is THE good news of the day. Comments: ugh. I briefly considered a horizontal tasting of Dictador Aurum, Platinum, Insolent and Perpetual but wisely gave up. Sometimes, we’re proud of our choices. That said, it’s no doubt far better over a heap of crushed ice or in a misuwari. Just a reminder that lower temperatures tend to dull sweetness. At any rate, €100 for this poor thing is pushing it. Worst of all, the bottle looks terribly ‘D.J.T’.
SGP:830 - 49 points. |
Good heavens, quickly, some agricole… |

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Trois Rivières ‘X.O’ (43%, OB, Martinique, agricole, +/-2024) 
This baby’s said to be six years old, which is a fine age. Colour: gold. Nose: ripe strawberries from twelve metres away, truly. Then as one gets closer, it’s jasmine and lavender that come marching in, assertively and without negotiation. A touch of cedarwood and thuja as well; all in all it’s ultra-aromatic. Mouth: rather more unruly, with cedar, lavender, ginger and bitter oranges locked in a proper scrap, but it’s the sort of brawl we quite enjoy, with lavender ultimately taking the crown. Truth be told, there’s quite a lot of wood, as often when the ABV is on the lower side. Finish: fairly long, oaky, with pink pepper and some orange stepping in to restore order. As we always say, in any spirit, the citrus rules. Comments: certainly miles better than the Colombian Dictador, especially at a third of the price, though we’re not quite at the pinnacle of agricole here, in my humble view.
SGP:562 - 79 points. |
Agricole gets another shot… |

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Depaz ‘Hors d’Âge XO’ (45%, OB, Martinique, agricole, +/-2024) 
A good feeling here… Colour: full gold. Nose: but of course, maple syrup, honey, Sichuan pepper, cigars and cedarwood (think Romeo & Julieta ‘Cedros’, more or less), damp earth, a few floral touches of geranium, and ultra-ripe bananas… Mouth: how could one not enjoy this creamy, even delicately liqueur-like profile? Pink grapefruit liqueurs, rose, Brazil nuts, exotic hardwoods, orange zest… Finish: fairly long, still very much on those precious woods, incense, jasmine, fresh ginger and spiced honey. Comments: undoubtedly ideal with dim sum, perhaps those beloved ha-kao (sp?).
SGP:651 - 85 points. |

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Chamarel 2014 (53.77%, Navigate World Whisky, Mauritius, Highveld Aging Series, South African market exclusive, ex-Islay cask, 247 bottles, +/-2024) 
A blend of column and pot still rums from the distillery, further aged in ex-Laphroaig wood. One couldn’t make it more ‘world’ than this, could one? Colour: gold. Nose: forget any reference to Laphroaig, you barely get a whiff, save for a suggestion of yellow peaches and guavas. A few notes of flint and lighter stone do make a cameo, mind you… With water: carries on with peach skin, nectarine, papaya, and still those bursts of flint (and indeed spent match). Mouth (neat): most improbable yet it works. Imagine peach liqueur smoked over beechwood, then laced with cigar ash. With water: swims like a champion, no question, growing peatier the more water you add. But wait, it’s still rum… Finish: we end up on Islay, this journey’s a real hoot. Comments: that said, we reached Port Askaig more than Port Ellen.
SGP:653 - 85 points. |

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Foursquare 15 yo 2006/2022 (61%, The Colours of Rum, Barbados, ex-bourbon, No.16, 264 bottles)
Colour: deep gold. Nose: highly aromatic, with notes of Swiss cheese, alpine flowers, varnish and hairspray, then toasted sesame oil. Altogether, it works a treat. With water: still very much ‘column’, but rather lovely, gentle without being weak, now leaning more towards vanilla and the coconutty side of the wood. Mouth (neat): glue and varnish, classic column still, then bananas in all guises, from liqueurs to marshmallows, with a dash of corn syrup thrown in. With water: the varnishy side turns saltier, which is quite the little miracle, even if the texture remains fairly light. Finish: not overly long, but more herbal and leaning towards… apples. Comments: it’s the wood that seems to be bringing the texture, one might even mistake it for pure column. In any case, it’s very good.
SGP:651 - 87 points. |

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Rum Blend Jamaica/Belize (65.4%, Zn09, Cyberpunk series, 200 bottles) 
It’s reassuring to learn, at over 65% vol., that the rums used here weren’t reduced. We’re talking Worthy Park 2012 for 60% and a Belize 2007—surely a Travellers—for the remaining 40%. We’re right on the edge of an anti-taster assault here, but let it be said, we’re standing tall, fearless and faultless. Colour: deep gold. Nose: this isn’t exactly reasonable, but WP takes charge at once, with vanilla, shoe polish and nail varnish remover. Amen. With water: Belize strikes back with softer notes of banana cake, the whole thing ending in a rather cheerful fiesta. Mouth (neat): this is now proper Jamaican rum, loaded with acetone, barely rounded off by a splash of banana juice and a dash of pancake syrup. With water: the Jamaican retains control, especially as a bold salinity starts to emerge. Finish: long, salty, with a hint of olives, or perhaps even that famous Tupperware olive cake that conquered the globe. Comments: of course it’s very good, even if it’s a bit odd. Punk indeed (by the way, did you know the Stranglers are still touring?)
SGP:563 - 86 points. |

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Hampden ‘1753’ (46%, OB, Jamaica, 2025) 
A very handsome bottle with a crowded, rather over-the-top baroque label, quite in the Italian taste. Frankly, we’re not entirely sure what this is, but one surrenders to it with delight and a satisfied purr or two. Colour: gold. Nose: ultra-ripe bananas, even riper pineapples, ammoniac touches, brine, olives, wood glue, solvents and seawater. We bow our heads. Mouth: it’s exhausting how good this is. Olives, liquorice, barbecued sardines and varnish. The 46% suits it perfectly, sparing us the trauma of a dodgy reduction. Thank you! Finish: long, all on essences and oils, though we’ll avoid name-dropping brands lest we incur unjust and unfounded tariffs from the planet’s head polluters. Right, deep breath… Comments: this new bottle is quite the stunner. Thank you for bottling it at ‘drinking strength’, and hats off for the reduction technique employed, whichever it was.
SGP:563 - 90 points. |

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Trelawny 9 yo ‘<>H’ (55.7%, Valinch & Mallet, Jamaica, 2024) 
Right then, another Hampden, in other words the Ardbeg of rum—minus the pushes, the storytelling, and those wildly implausible finishings that could make a mortgaged brick weep. Colour: gold. Nose: good heavens! Puncture repair glue, wine vinegar, olives, acetone, carbon dust, tart apples and ancient brine. One couldn’t possibly resist such an olfactory assault. With water: come on, this is one of the greatest spirits on earth, the rest is just prose. Mouth (neat): astonishing how close this gets to the official bottling we’ve just tasted. Liquorice, barbecue, varnish, brine, the whole lot. With water: in come essential oils, tar, and olive oil chocolate (you know the stuff? Look up Espérantine de Marseille)… Finish: vinegar and the ultimate weapon—white nougat with bits of black olives inside; on the palate, it’s somewhere between Caravaggio and Rembrandt. Comments: shamelessly good, another Achilles Last Stand of rum.
SGP:563 - 91 points. |
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