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                                          | July 
                                              31, 2006 | 
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                                          |  | TASTING 
                                              - TWO RECENT SPRINGBANKS Okay, 
                                              the temperatures got more bearable 
                                              here (27°C, a bit chilly I must 
                                              say) so time to resume our little 
                                              tasting sessions just like we interrupted 
                                              them: with two Springbanks. But 
                                              recent ones this time. |  
                                         
                                          | Springbank 
                                            37 yo (41.5%, Dun Bheagan for Park 
                                            Avenue Liquors USA, cask #56, 96 bottles)  Colour: straw. Nose: it starts extremely 
                                            fruity and aromatic, with lots of 
                                            fresh pineapple underlined with some 
                                            fine oaky tones (toasted bread and 
                                            quite some vanilla). Goes on with 
                                            something distinctively milky (sugared 
                                            yoghurt, fromage blanc) but then we 
                                            have a fruity explosion: ripe kiwis 
                                            and gooseberries, strawberries, very 
                                            ripe Williams pears… Amazingly 
                                            youthful at such old age. Not the 
                                            most complex old Springbank on the 
                                            nose but it’s really playful. 
                                            It reminds me of some very old Benriachs. 
                                            Mouth: creamy, sweet, sort of light 
                                            but certainly not weak. Lots of fruits 
                                            again but also lots of tannins now, 
                                            rather drying. Grape seeds, lemon 
                                            zest… A certain lack of body 
                                            after a while, with a rather weak 
                                            middle. Quite some spices but other 
                                            than that there’s not much left. 
                                            The finish is a bit bolder, though, 
                                            but maybe too oaky and drying – 
                                            but we do have a little coconut. Too 
                                            bad, as often with these old whiskies, 
                                            the nose was fab but the palate doesn’t 
                                            quite deliver. 84 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Springbank 
                                            25 yo (46%, OB, 2006)  A fairly new official expression. 
                                            Colour: pale amber with green hues. 
                                            Nose: this one’s much oakier, 
                                            maltier and probably more complex 
                                            right at first nosing. Quite some 
                                            vanilla and caramel crème, 
                                            toasted brioche, cornflakes, even 
                                            maple syrup (eh, breakfast?), a few 
                                            spices (a little nutmeg, white pepper, 
                                            hints of dried ginger). It gets then 
                                            rather fruitier, with quite some, 
                                            overripe apples and pears, cooked 
                                            apricots, strawberries… Notes 
                                            of toffee as well and finally a little 
                                            ginger ale and something slightly 
                                            meaty (ham). Certainly not as complex 
                                            and exciting as the older official 
                                            25 yo ’s but it’s good 
                                            whisky on the nose, definitely. Mouth: 
                                            much bolder than the 37 yo although 
                                            it’s not precisely powerful. 
                                            Lots of oak, lots of spices (cloves, 
                                            ginger, nutmeg, pepper) and quite 
                                            some crystallised citrus fruits (mainly 
                                            orange zests). Kind of a ‘nice’ 
                                            bitterness in the background. Gets 
                                            woodier and woodier, also a little 
                                            grassy (bitter salad like rocket – 
                                            or do you say aragula?) The finish 
                                            is rather long but again, drying and 
                                            rather oaky, with just a little salt 
                                            and notes of burnt cake plus something 
                                            slightly metallic. And coconut? Yeah, 
                                            yeah… Anyway, not a thrill but 
                                            a rather good Springbank 85 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended listening 
                                              - Scotland's Arab 
                                              strap doing their very 
                                              good - I think - 1997 tune Hey! 
                                              fever.mp3. Please buy these 
                                              guys' music! |  |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              30, 2006 | 
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                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended listening 
                                              - It's Sunday, we go classical with 
                                              Eritrea's young soprano Awet 
                                              Andemicael singing 
                                              a refreshing Rejoice, 
                                              rejoice greatly.mp3 (from Haendel's 
                                              Messiah). Quite appropriate... Please 
                                              go to Miss Andemicael's concerts 
                                              and operas! (to our French friends, 
                                              she'll be in Brittany 
                                              very soon - to everyone, no, she's 
                                              not Condi's younger sister). WHISKY 
                                              TASTING – We'll 
                                              resume our little sessions right 
                                              tomorrow! |  |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              29, 2006 | 
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                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended listening 
                                              - Our very own French girl Camille 
                                              doing Tuxedomoon's In 
                                              a manner of speaking.mp3 (in 
                                              English, pleeezze - from a French 
                                              TV show). Very delicate... Please 
                                              buy Camille's music. |  |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              28, 2006 | 
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                                          | MUSIC 
                                            AND WHISKY INTERVIEW - MIKE NICOLSON |  
                                         
                                          | It 
                                            is not the first time that I’m 
                                            lucky enough to be able to get in 
                                            touch with Mike Nicolson, 
                                            retired Scottish distillery manager 
                                            (think Lagavulin) and blues guitarist 
                                            and singer extraordinaire (think of 
                                            a “deep Gitane scarred gravel 
                                            toned howl - a sort of Captain Beefheart 
                                            meets Tom Waits” according to 
                                            Whiskyfun’s famous ace concert 
                                            reviewer – you can also read 
                                            the earlier interview at Maltmaniacs) 
                                            … We caught Mike at his home 
                                            on Vancouver Island, while he was 
                                            making a good recovery from some sort 
                                            of motorcycle accident. |  Mike Nicolson (right) with Mose 
                                              Allison
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                                          | Serge: 
                                            Mike, 
                                            please tell us briefly about what 
                                            you do, music wise. Mike 
                                            Nicolson: Well, 
                                            I confront disappointment.
 That brief enough? What it means is, 
                                            I look for blooze musicians, hang 
                                            out with them and then attempt to 
                                            galvanize them to common purpose, 
                                            in an ensemble. Piece of cake, eh?
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             So, 
                                            which other musicians did you play 
                                            with? Mike: 
                                             That’s 
                                            a very, very long list of people that 
                                            you’ve never heard of. These 
                                            folks have been quite remarkable, 
                                            ranging from junkies, lushes and depressives 
                                            to those with major psychological 
                                            disorders, serious criminal records, 
                                            significant comedic talent, musical 
                                            passion and all with a need to do 
                                            it and, be, live. What bound them 
                                            together was the feeling that playing 
                                            the blues, in bars, in Scotland, might 
                                            be a good idea so, on that criteria 
                                            alone, you can see that the only really 
                                            suitably encompassing descriptive 
                                            category would be, “disturbed”. 
                                            These people are collectively responsible 
                                            in enriching my life with experience 
                                            available to few. A litany of adventures 
                                            resulted, usually during the hours 
                                            of darkness and, unaccountably, without 
                                            serious criminal prosecution. With 
                                            some of these folks I traveled to 
                                            the equivalent of the musical g-spot 
                                            which, is these seemingly nano seconds 
                                            of musical intensity that once visited, 
                                            musicians are forever doomed to attempt 
                                            to recapture. If I could thank them 
                                            all I would but, to do it here would 
                                            be a bit silly and anyway, I wouldn’t 
                                            be completely confident, at least 
                                            in some cases, of their reading ability.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Which 
                                            are your favourite artistes? Mike: 
                                              Here’s 
                                            a abridged performance description 
                                            by author Robert Palmer:- “ 
                                            He had the hugest voice I had ever 
                                            heard – it seemed to fill the 
                                            hall and get right inside your ears, 
                                            and when he hummed and moaned in falsetto, 
                                            every hair on your neck cracked with 
                                            electricity. The thirty minute set 
                                            went by like an express train, with 
                                            Wolf switching from harp to guitar 
                                            and then leaping up to prowl the lip 
                                            of the stage. He was the Mighty Wolf, 
                                            no doubt about it. Finally, an impatient 
                                            signal from the wings let him know 
                                            that his portion of the show was over. 
                                            Defiantly, Wolf counted off a bone 
                                            crushing rocker, began singing rhythmically, 
                                            feigned an exit, and suddenly made 
                                            a flying leap for the curtain at the 
                                            side of the stage. Holding the microphone 
                                            under his beefy right arm and singing 
                                            into it all the while, he began climbing 
                                            up the curtain, going higher and higher 
                                            until he was perched far above the 
                                            stage, the thick curtain threatening 
                                            to rip, the audience screaming with 
                                            delight. Then he loosened his grip 
                                            and, in a single easy motion, slid 
                                            right back down the curtain, hit the 
                                            stage, cut off the tune, and stalked 
                                            away, to the most ecstatic cheers 
                                            of the evening.
 He was then fifty-five years old.”
 Sounds like a good night huh?
 To get a little more up to date Serge, 
                                            if either of your readers play slide 
                                            guitar, I would strongly recommend 
                                            that if Sonny Landreth is ever performing 
                                            in their neighbourhood they should 
                                            go. Even if he’s not 
                                            in their neighbourhood they should 
                                            go. Hell, they should cross continents 
                                            to catch him.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Which 
                                            are your current projects? Mike: 
                                              Well, 
                                            I’m glad you asked. Getting 
                                            a band together is the answer. Having, 
                                            as you know, relocated to Canada or, 
                                            as I prefer to call it, the Big Rock 
                                            Candy Mountain, I am experiencing 
                                            some unexpected cultural difficulties. 
                                            First of all, it’s so good here, 
                                            that it’s actually pretty hard 
                                            to find someone that actually has 
                                            the blues. Secondly, there is the 
                                            motivational thing. When I first thought 
                                            about coming to British Columbia, 
                                            I sort of knew that it was a pretty 
                                            laid back, hippy, trippy, kinda place, 
                                            which sounded ok., and it is, but, 
                                            getting four or five musos to focus 
                                            on anything for longer than it takes 
                                            to roll a joint, is proving to be 
                                            a bit of a problem. However, there’s 
                                            nothing like a challenge so, watch 
                                            this space.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             When 
                                            did you start enjoying whisky? Mike: 
                                              Late, 
                                            late, late. Thirtysomething, which 
                                            is a bit surprising really, given 
                                            that it was a commodity of some significance 
                                            to several generations of my family. 
                                            I guess that my aversion, up to that 
                                            point, was a result of too many “hot 
                                            toddies” as a child. A “toddie” 
                                            is an infusion of whisky, hot water 
                                            and some other stuff that you really 
                                            don’t want to know about, that 
                                            was administered to a sickly child 
                                            (bairn) by a parent (Maw) and, failure 
                                            to consume this noxious liquid promptly, 
                                            would result in immediate physical 
                                            violence (skelp). This kind of behaviour 
                                            may seem somewhat barbaric to an urbane 
                                            sophisticate like you Serge but, you 
                                            will have to remember that this was 
                                            in fact so long ago that it was the 
                                            only available medication in 
                                            Scotland, well, if you discount bloodletting 
                                            that is.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             So, 
                                            what’s your most memorable whisky? 
                                            Are there any musical memories you 
                                            particularly associate with that moment? Mike: 
                                              Tasting 
                                            Lagavulin for the first time as the 
                                            Manager was a moment of fairly vivid 
                                            recollection and understanding. It 
                                            was one thirty in the morning and 
                                            I was on my own, an unusual set of 
                                            circumstances for Islay I know but, 
                                            I was new, remember? The only musical 
                                            association would be that agitated 
                                            rhythm that you get from fingernails 
                                            on skin when scratching insect bites.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Do 
                                            you have one, or several favourite 
                                            whiskies? Mike: 
                                              Yes. 
                                            (Oooo you are naughty Serge, didn’t 
                                            we do this somewhere before?)
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Oh 
                                            well, I’m sorry but that one 
                                            is part of our ‘pre-formatted’ 
                                            flight of questions… And are 
                                            there whiskies you don’t like? Mike: 
                                              Yes. 
                                            (You just don’t give up do you?)
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Do 
                                            you have a favourite musical whisky 
                                            reference? Mike: 
                                              Indeed, 
                                            I’m rather fond of “Arrested 
                                            for Drivin’ while Blind” 
                                            by ZZ Top. It can be found on the 
                                            album “Tejas” which, of 
                                            course, was back in the days when 
                                            they were “just a little Texas 
                                            Blues Band”. For general ditties 
                                            concerning carousel, then Ry Cooder’s 
                                            “Drinkin’ Again” 
                                            on his album “ The Slide Area”, 
                                            gets my recommendation, if you can 
                                            deal with the muddy production, which 
                                            I don’t quite understand, unless 
                                            of course, they were hammered. Highlighting 
                                            one of my other weaknesses, “Tanqueray” 
                                            by Johnnie Johnston is a suitably 
                                            mellow hymn in praise of another of 
                                            life’s essential liquids. Mr. 
                                            Johnston , whom, I’m sure your 
                                            reader will not require to be reminded, 
                                            was Chuck Berry’s piano player, 
                                            who got no credits for all those hits 
                                            performed, mysteriously, in all those 
                                            “ piano” keys. (Who was 
                                            Chuck Berry, Grandad? … …… 
                                            … … ….)
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Music 
                                            and Whisky are often thought of as 
                                            being male preserves. Should girls 
                                            play guitars, should girls drink whisky? Mike: 
                                              Well, 
                                            if I didn’t know better, I might 
                                            suspect that some of these questions 
                                            were set by someone looking to get 
                                            me in trouble. That’s extremely 
                                            thoughtful of you but, I can do that 
                                            on my own.
 Answer one :- If they can, they should.
 If your Debbie Davis and can hold 
                                            down a spot in Albert Collin’s 
                                            Band and produce Albums like “Tales 
                                            from the Austin Motel” then, 
                                            you ain’t got nothin’ 
                                            to prove to nobody. Bonnie Raitt? 
                                            I rest my case. If you’d like 
                                            me to express an opinion on the legion 
                                            of talentless persons of the female 
                                            persuasion who use it, rather like 
                                            statistics, for support rather than 
                                            illumination, I’d love to but, 
                                            It’ll be dark soon.
 Answer two:- Not only should they, 
                                            they should be encouraged! Marketing, 
                                            being the scurrilous, manipulative, 
                                            unprincipled and contemptible discipline 
                                            that it is, means, of course, that 
                                            I find it rather attractive. I know 
                                            some people that do it. One of these 
                                            people, a successful, droll, sophisticated, 
                                            normally rather intelligent person 
                                            responded thus, when once I enquired 
                                            of him why the Malt Whisky Industry 
                                            made no visible attempt to market 
                                            to wimmins. “ We don’t 
                                            need to Mike, they’ll drink 
                                            it because their menfolk do”. 
                                            Now, forgive me but, that’s 
                                            the kind of language that’s 
                                            gonna get him stabbed, in a back alley 
                                            some night, by a gang of biker dykes. 
                                            Arithmetic was never my forte, in 
                                            fact, I’m crap at it but, it 
                                            occurs even to me that, globally speaking, 
                                            there are quite a lot of them, women 
                                            that is. Ignoring fifty percent of 
                                            your potential customers doesn’t 
                                            sound much like best business practice 
                                            to me. Anyone who has significant 
                                            experience in running serious whisky 
                                            tasting events will tell you that, 
                                            often, the people with the most talent 
                                            and ability are the ones wearing skirts.
 I don’t understand, they’re 
                                            out there, interested, good at it, 
                                            use real money just like men, why 
                                            the fuck don’t we try to sell 
                                            them some? It would need to be done 
                                            kinda subtly though, big perfume bottles 
                                            with lovely pastel labels ain’t 
                                            gonna do it because, in addition to 
                                            all of their other virtues, they’re 
                                            smart and don’t dig being patronized.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             LOL! 
                                            By the way, I once heard an eminent 
                                            whisky professional say that he tasted 
                                            whisky in colours. Do you taste whisky 
                                            in music? Mike: 
                                               You 
                                            should tell his eminence that he should 
                                            get a bit more up to date with his 
                                            recreational drug use. Still, whisky 
                                            in colours? ... .... .... .... ...... 
                                            Wow! … …… … 
                                            …… That’s far out! 
                                            .... ..... .... .... .... .... Man.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Everyone 
                                            thinks of Jack Daniels as being the 
                                            great rock and roll whisky – 
                                            why not Scotch? Mike: 
                                               Are 
                                            you sitting comfortably? First of 
                                            all, I’m not completely at ease 
                                            with the word “great” 
                                            in the question. Would you care to 
                                            justify yourself?
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Okay 
                                            Mike, let’s say ‘THE rock 
                                            and roll whisky’ then… Mike: 
                                               Their 
                                            success in this field feels to me 
                                            like it came about because they had,
 (a) A plan.
 (b) The will.
 (c) That old “first mover advantage”.
 (d) Marketers that were even less 
                                            affected by matters of scruple than 
                                            the rest of their deviant profession.
 Before I was able to set my children 
                                            on the true musical path that is the 
                                            blues, they seemed to have unhealthy 
                                            propensities for other genres. At 
                                            about twelve or thirteen, Heavy Metal 
                                            was the cat’s pyjamas and, at 
                                            that time, piles of the attendant 
                                            magazines could be found holding open 
                                            doors, leveling the table with the 
                                            short leg and, in one case, as bedding, 
                                            chez Nicolson. Since you are aware 
                                            of my ambivalence about matters marketing, 
                                            you will be unsurprised how impressed 
                                            I was, to find not so subliminal advertisements 
                                            for the North American liquid, therein. 
                                            There is something wholly admirable 
                                            about an organization that will put 
                                            in what must be the colossal effort 
                                            involved in subverting copious Government 
                                            legislation and, successfully shucking 
                                            off any sense of social responsibility 
                                            whatsoever, to sell booze to children. 
                                            No matter how contemptible, these 
                                            guys have focus with a capital “F”. 
                                            They don’t mess about. No wonder 
                                            they won.
 Being now a boring old retired fart, 
                                            living in the woods with a rusty pick 
                                            up, thirteen cats, four broken chain 
                                            saws, foodstuff stains on his dungarees 
                                            and whose idea of gardening is to 
                                            occasionally have some of the scrap 
                                            cars removed, I feel free to moan 
                                            about the declining standards in our 
                                            lives. Take my previous employers 
                                            for instance, the great and mighty 
                                            Diageo. For years, decades in fact, 
                                            they struggled manfully to retain 
                                            the high ground by declining any association 
                                            with their products and motoring. 
                                            Heroic. What’s happening now? 
                                            Not only has that policy been reversed 
                                            but they now sponsor a community whose 
                                            only goal is to drive cars as fast 
                                            as it is possible to go. It’s 
                                            a scream really. I just can’t 
                                            help feeling though, that if the people 
                                            who market the aforementioned North 
                                            American liquid were in charge, Kimi 
                                            Raikkonen would be walking around 
                                            with an image of a man with a big 
                                            hat and a stick tattooed on his face.
 To your point Serge about why not 
                                            Scotch? I’m buggered if I know. 
                                            Giant lost opportunity. I suppose 
                                            that you would need to overcome chronic 
                                            lack of imagination, lack of plan 
                                            and of will. There would be of course 
                                            some conflict surrounding the core 
                                            values of Scotch and the rock and 
                                            roll fraternity, if in fact they have 
                                            any, but, if the business can suddenly 
                                            find itself so suddenly and dramatically 
                                            at peace with the internal combustion 
                                            engine at nineteen thousand revs then, 
                                            how hard could it be?
 Advertising could get interesting. 
                                            We could have Lemmy in front of a 
                                            backdrop of a trashed nightclub in 
                                            the early stages of conflagration, 
                                            drinking straight from the bottle 
                                            and proclaiming that he liked this 
                                            brand of Scotch because it was the 
                                            only one loud enough for him. Watcha 
                                            think? To be completely embraced by 
                                            the rock and roll World might be asking 
                                            for a bit much though, because, there 
                                            is a bit of a problem.
 It’s a liquid. It’s hard 
                                            to snort liquid.
 Maybe the boys down at R&D could 
                                            do some work on that.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                             Mmm… 
                                            Lemmy Kilmister, Motörhead, Scotch… 
                                            Dammit, that’s clever! But let’s 
                                            be a little posher now if you don’t 
                                            mind, with our very last question: 
                                            there is a famous passage in a book 
                                            written in the 1930’s (Aneas 
                                            MacDonald) where the author compares 
                                            different styles of whisky to different 
                                            sections of an orchestra – how 
                                            would you see that working in a jazz 
                                            or rock band, or in a classical orchestra? Mike: 
                                               Ah 
                                            yes, Aneas, I always think that he 
                                            is the whisky business’s equivalent 
                                            of Robert Johnston, cast a long shadow 
                                            for a dead bloke.
 Now, I thought I would leave till 
                                            last, the most profound thing I can 
                                            recall hearing about this whisky/music 
                                            thing. I was in a bar one night, conversing 
                                            with a saxophone player and good friend, 
                                            a woman short of stature but large 
                                            of attitude and, the subject of live 
                                            performance came up.
 “ You know Mike” says 
                                            she, “ I’m not a real 
                                            musician”
 Knowing her proficiency to be pretty 
                                            hot, I said, “what do you mean?”
 “ Well” she said, “I 
                                            can’t do it when I’m pissed”.
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                                          | Thanks 
                                              Mike, that was both interesting 
                                              and entertaining. We all hope you’ll 
                                              manage to gather a wonderful bunch 
                                              of musicians over there on Vancouver 
                                              Island and bring them all to Islay 
                                              for the next Festival. Remember, 
                                              it’s whisky AND music...And here's ZZ Top with that 
                                              La 
                                              Grange.mp3 that jostled us all 
                                              in 1973 (I think)...
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                                          | July 
                                              27, 2006 | 
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                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              26, 2006 | 
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                                          | HELL'S 
                                            BELLS! - We ran short 
                                            of tasting notes! I’m afraid 
                                            the current heat wave over Europe 
                                            doesn’t allow any proper whisky 
                                            tasting session but we’ll resume 
                                            all that as soon as weather permits. 
                                            In the meantime, we’ll publish 
                                            more Pete and Jack cartoons (the buggers 
                                            are still in Saint-Tropez), music 
                                            etc. Please accept our deepest apologies… |  
                                         
                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – JAZZ - Recommended 
                                              listening: well, yes, it's free 
                                              jazz, and yes, it's not easy-easy 
                                              but the piece's name is Etheric 
                                              cleanse.mp3... Still life, if 
                                              you prefer... Ah, yes, the forceful 
                                              tenor sax, It's Jim 
                                              Ryan from the Bay area. 
                                              Please buy his music... |  |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              25, 2006 | 
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                                          |  | TASTING 
                                              - TWO LOCAL BARLEYS by Springbank Springbank 
                                              1965/2001 ‘Local Barley’ 
                                              (47.6%, OB, cask #1965/8)  Colour: full amber. 
                                              Nose: starts fresher than expected, 
                                              on very ripe apples cooked in butter 
                                              as well as eucalyptus syrup and 
                                              whiffs of smoke and oak. Very lively. |  
                                         
                                          | Goes 
                                            on with cheesecake and raisins, fresh 
                                            pineapples soaked in rum, hints of 
                                            passion fruit, white pepper, apricot 
                                            jam. Keeps developing on cigar box, 
                                            hints of nutmeg, getting even grassy 
                                            and flowery (mainly lilies). Excellent 
                                            but not thrilling. Will it improve 
                                            on the palate? Mouth: starts rather 
                                            peppery and quite dry, on apple juice 
                                            and cinnamon (lots), a little coconut 
                                            (yeah, yeah), white chocolate, white 
                                            peaches… Lots of oak and maybe 
                                            not enough roundness and sweetness, 
                                            not to mention complexity. Gets even 
                                            a tad bitter after a while. The finish 
                                            is rather long but again, quite drying, 
                                            with lots of cinnamon. Don’t 
                                            get me wrong, it’s an excellent 
                                            whisky (the nose was great) but it's 
                                            probably not worth 800 euros. Now, 
                                            there are many better Local Barleys 
                                            I think.... 89 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Springbank 
                                            1966/2000 ‘Local Barley’ 
                                            (55%, OB, cask #511)  Colour: amber. Nose: very vibrant 
                                            and aromatic at first nosing, with 
                                            something that reminds me of the best 
                                            old Highland Parks. Starts on lots 
                                            of beeswax and honey, something resinous 
                                            and also something maritime. Unusually 
                                            fresh and very complex. Lots of plum 
                                            jam, flower nectar, light pipe tobacco 
                                            (early morning pipe), then fir honey 
                                            and liqueur, eucalyptus and mint (Vicks), 
                                            then hints of tar and turpentine… 
                                            Fab, just fab. Goes on with fruitcake 
                                            and then lots of sea elements (shells, 
                                            kelp). A brilliant whisky with lots 
                                            of presence and a perfect balance 
                                            between the fruity/jammy notes and 
                                            the resinous/coastal ones. Yes, just 
                                            fab, even if not monstrously complex. 
                                            Mouth: punchy and full of youth, with 
                                            maybe just a little too much rubber 
                                            at the attack, but then it gets very 
                                            salty and jammy, together with quite 
                                            some chlorophyll and resin. Maybe 
                                            a tad rough in fact, but the overall 
                                            profile is almost perfect. Gets quite 
                                            spicy (cinnamon – lots -, curry, 
                                            chilli) with more and more winey notes 
                                            coming through. Lots of dried fruits 
                                            as well (oranges, figs and dates). 
                                            The finish is long, quite hot and 
                                            maybe a tad bitter, mostly resinous 
                                            and finally quite herbal (Jägermeister). 
                                            Maybe not the best model of the genre 
                                            because of its relative roughness 
                                            but what a presence! 92 points. |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              24, 2006 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                              - TWO BOWMORES Bowmore 
                                              15 yo 1981/1996 (57.7%, Glenhaven, 
                                              USA)  Colour: white wine. Nose: a rather 
                                              austere and spirity start on pear 
                                              and pineapple juices but with a 
                                              little coal smoke and butter coming 
                                              through… Rather closed in 
                                              fact. Hints of green bananas, apple 
                                              skin… Gets more and more herbal, 
                                              grassy, on newly cut grass and privet. 
                                              Hints of paraffin and walnut skin, 
                                              and finally quite some lemon juice 
                                              and fresh almonds. Not too expressive 
                                              but interesting. |  |  
                                         
                                          | Mouth: 
                                            more peat now but it’s quite 
                                            burning and a little bitter. Huge 
                                            notes of over-infused tea and liquorice 
                                            again… It becomes almost burning 
                                            now, let’s try it with water 
                                            (while the nose gets quite chocolaty 
                                            but even grassier). It gets sweeter 
                                            and a little rounder but not really 
                                            more complex, except for a few added 
                                            spicy notes (pepper). The finish is 
                                            long, that is, nicely dry and lemony 
                                            and getting hugely salty. Little peat 
                                            and smokiness in this one but it isn’t 
                                            unpleasant I think. 80 points. 
                                            (I think it’s the first 
                                            time I could taste a bottling by Glenhaven, 
                                            thanks Tom). |  
                                         
                                          | Bowmore 
                                            14 yo 1991 (56.1%, Cadenhead, 294 
                                            bottles)  Colour: white wine. Nose: much smokier 
                                            and peatier this time, closer to a 
                                            classic Bowmore. Whiffs of cow stable, 
                                            seaweed, then quite some liquorice 
                                            and apple juice, getting quite earthy 
                                            (wet tealeaves). Very simple but very 
                                            flawless. Mouth: playful and very 
                                            peaty, almost in the same league as 
                                            the southerners. Quite some gentian 
                                            and liquorice, raspberries, notes 
                                            of coffee… With water: not much 
                                            difference except for something a 
                                            little cardboardy, even soapy. The 
                                            finish is long, classically peaty 
                                            and maritime, with again lots of salt 
                                            on the tongue (incredibly salty in 
                                            fact). In short and again, it’s 
                                            simple but good (if you like saltiness 
                                            in your whisky), even if it tastes 
                                            younger than 14 yo . 83 points. |  
                                         
                                          |  | And 
                                            also Bowmore 
                                            15 yo 1990/2006 (53.1%, Spirit Safe 
                                            & Cask, Hogshead #3351, 270 bottles)  A very pleasant peatiness blended 
                                            with notes of anise and fennel on 
                                            the nose. The palate is very clean, 
                                            quite smoky and liquoricy, with something 
                                            pleasantly nutty (fresh hazelnuts 
                                            and almonds). A classic, ultra-clean 
                                            Bowmore. 87 points. |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              23, 2006 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            - FIVE OFFICIAL CARDHUS |  
                                         
                                          | Cardhu 
                                            8 yo (75° proof, OB, UK, 1970’s)  Colour: gold – amber. Nose: 
                                            very, very strange, starting on walnut 
                                            liqueur and lots of smoked ham, sausages, 
                                            Madeira, prunes… Very unusual. 
                                            Develops on eucalyptus, a little mint 
                                            again, tiger balm, a little kirsch… 
                                            Notes of old wood (washbacks), smoked 
                                            fish, hints of tequila, fino sherry… 
                                            Very interesting to ‘follow’, 
                                            this one. Mouth: sweet and interestingly 
                                            winey, with again quite some walnut 
                                            liqueur but also old Pomerol and rancio, 
                                            nougat, all sorts of old liqueurs 
                                            and also smoked fishes… Lots 
                                            of fun and a rather short but interestingly 
                                            smoky and honeyed finish. Worth trying 
                                            if you can find one, there’s 
                                            much more sherry in it than in the 
                                            recent or current versions. 87 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          | Cardhu 
                                            12 yo (40%, OB, UK, early1980’s)  Colour: straw. Nose: ah yes, we have 
                                            a typical old bottle effect here. 
                                            Something slightly metallic and mineral, 
                                            grapefruit juice and a little passion 
                                            fruit, praline and caramel… 
                                            Goes on with orange juice, lemon pie, 
                                            pastries and then something minty 
                                            and slightly resinous. Hints of smoked 
                                            meat… Complex and pleasant. 
                                            Mouth: simpler and more tea-ish, alas, 
                                            but the mouth feel is good. Maybe 
                                            a tad sugarish but other than that 
                                            we have nice quince, oranges, cereals, 
                                            cake… And a rather short but 
                                            nicely minty finish. Good. 85 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          | Cardhu 
                                            12 yo (40%, OB, Simon Frères, 
                                            pale cream label, late 1980’s)  Colour: straw. Nose: starts enjoyably 
                                            cereally and very, very flowery, almost 
                                            like a Lowlander (Glenkinchie?) Hints 
                                            of oak, fresh butter, vanilla. Goes 
                                            on with orange juice and finally some 
                                            huge notes of freshly cut apples. 
                                            Very fresh and very clean, perfect 
                                            in summer. Mouth: sweet and tannic 
                                            attack, with lots of punch. Again 
                                            quite some oak and vanilla but also 
                                            something disturbingly drying. Quite 
                                            some cinnamon and white pepper. Develops 
                                            on dried ginger, caramel, tea… 
                                            Much les fruity and clean than on 
                                            the nose. The finish is surprisingly 
                                            long but rather caramelly and sort 
                                            of narrow. Well, the nose was great 
                                            but the palate is too simple and lacks 
                                            freshness. 78 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Cardhu 
                                            12 yo (40%, OB, Moët-Hennessy, 
                                            dark cream label, early 1990’s)  Colour: straw. Nose: very similar, 
                                            maybe a tad more caramelly and also 
                                            mashier but other than that we do 
                                            have these bold notes of fresh apples, 
                                            nice oak and also whiffs of incense. 
                                            Mouth: more backbone now, much maltier. 
                                            Quite some caramel, cake, plum jam, 
                                            sugared cereals… I like this 
                                            palate a little better than the older 
                                            version’s, it’s rounder 
                                            and better balanced – but the 
                                            nose wasn’t as great. Let’s 
                                            say 78 points again. |  
                                         
                                          | Cardhu 
                                            12 yo (40%, OB, Pure Malt, 2004)  Colour: straw. Nose: certainly ‘from 
                                            the same family’ but simpler 
                                            and grainier, without these nice oaky 
                                            tones we had in its older siblings. 
                                            Apple skins, porridge, cereals, praline, 
                                            vanilla crème… Something 
                                            a little farmy in the background. 
                                            Gentle but less complex, uncomplicated 
                                            but enjoyable. Mouth: now it’s 
                                            completely different, I guess the 
                                            other distilleries start to show off. 
                                            Something slightly waxy and smoky 
                                            mixed with sweet toffee and notes 
                                            of cappuccino at the attack, but the 
                                            middle is sort of weak and curiously 
                                            papery despite a certain oiliness. 
                                            Yet, the finish is bolder again, more 
                                            satisfying and rather coating, with 
                                            something ‘funny’ persisting 
                                            (olive oil? Hazelnut oil?) and finally 
                                            a little fruit (figs). No winner but 
                                            not worth the scandal either. We’ve 
                                            had lots of worse singles. 76 
                                            points. By the way, I’ve 
                                            seen that some crook already tried 
                                            to sell this one for 75 euros on the 
                                            Web – yes, professional sellers. 
                                            I’m sorry, but I'd say f*ck 
                                            ‘m! |  
                                         
                                          | 
 |   MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended listening 
                                              - It's Sunday, we go classical and 
                                              Lebanese with Sister 
                                              Marie Keyrouz singing 
                                              the Maronite (Catholic Arab) traditional 
                                              Ya 
                                              umma-l-lah.mp3. No comment needed 
                                              - except that you should buy her 
                                              beautiful music. |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | July 
                                              22, 2006 | 
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                                          | CRAZY 
                                            WHISKY ADS - FUNNY PARODY, LAZY ADVERTISING 
                                            OR PLAIN PLAGIARISM? |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          | Left, 
                                            TV spot for Chanel 
                                            Egoiste perfume, 1990 
                                            - Right, web video clip for Ardbeg 
                                            1965, 2006. Yes, did 
                                            you see the movie for that new official 
                                            Ardbeg 1965 yet? Please watch 
                                            it (you'll need Flash) and then 
                                            have a look at the 1990 French TV 
                                            ad for Chanel. Amazing, isn't 
                                            it? And no, Chanel does not belong 
                                            to LVMH... |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                              - TWO VERY DIFFICULT DALLAS DHUS Dallas 
                                              Dhu 23 yo 1979/2003 (60.8%, Cadenhead) 
                                               Colour: straw. Nose: extremely spirity 
                                              and inexpressive. Just raw alcohol 
                                              and porridge, let’s drown 
                                              it. Oh no, too bad, water doesn’t 
                                              help. It gets extremely herbal and 
                                              grainy as well as a little mineral 
                                              (wet stones). Extremely austere. 
                                              Hints of fresh butter. |  |  
                                         
                                          | Mouth 
                                            (neat): very sweet, with lots of pineapple 
                                            juice, liquorice, apple skins and, 
                                            you got it, alcohol. Almost undrinkable 
                                            like that, water needed. Well, that 
                                            reveals the tannins and makes it also 
                                            a little fruitier (apples). Some huge 
                                            peppery notes do appear, cardboard, 
                                            flour, nutmeg… Really harsh 
                                            and raw, even at roughly 45%. Exactly 
                                            the kind of malt that shouldn’t 
                                            be poured to non-single malt drinking 
                                            friends… No pleasure in there, 
                                            I’m afraid. 65 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Dallas 
                                            Dhu 24 yo 1979/2004 (61.4%, Cadenhead)  Colour: straw (identical). Nose: just 
                                            like the other one, it’s just 
                                            overpowering alcohol with a few mashy 
                                            notes. With water: nicer, a bit more 
                                            on the farmy side but not frankly 
                                            enjoyable either. Hints of chemicals, 
                                            white chocolate, tequila… Mouth 
                                            (neat): maybe better balanced than 
                                            it’s sibling but other than 
                                            that it’s not really easier 
                                            to enjoy. Some pleasant oaky notes. 
                                            With water: we’re exactly in 
                                            the same territories as with the 23 
                                            yo . Hard and almost painful. 66 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          |  | And 
                                              also Dallas 
                                              Dhu 31 yo 1969/2000 (50%, Douglas 
                                              Laing OMC, 252 bottles) 
                                               Not too bad but quite ‘average’, 
                                              very malty, caramelly and grainy. 
                                              Flawless but simple and probably 
                                              a little too ‘uncontroversial’ 
                                              (eh?) 80 points |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | July 
                                              21, 2006 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            - THREE LONGMORNS |  
                                         
                                          | Longmorn 
                                            9 yo (40%, MacMalt, , 26 bottles, 
                                            circa 2005)  Lots of positive buzz about old Longmorns 
                                            these days but let’s try these 
                                            youngsters today, starting with this 
                                            small German bottling. Colour: gold. 
                                            Nose: starts extremely sweet and rounded, 
                                            not unlike a Balvenie. Lots of flowers 
                                            and nectar, light honey, apricot jam, 
                                            orange cake… Goes on with very 
                                            ripe plums, mullein flowers, maple 
                                            syrup… As sweet and it can get. 
                                            Mouth: again, sweet and rounded and 
                                            certainly not weak despite the 40%. 
                                            Less fresh than on the nose but we 
                                            do have nice notes of honey and cake, 
                                            all kinds of ‘yellow’ 
                                            jams, caramel, nougat… Not too 
                                            complicated but very pleasant. Quite 
                                            malty too, with a rather long, caramelly 
                                            finish with hints of fruitcake. Very 
                                            mature considering its age! Lots of 
                                            pleasure… 86 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Longmorn 
                                            14 yo 1988/2003 (43%, Coopers Choice)  Colour: dark straw. Nose: pretty much 
                                            the same kind of profile with maybe 
                                            although it’s a tad rougher 
                                            but maybe that’s the three extra-degrees. 
                                            Slightly more buttery as well, maybe 
                                            a tad more on pastries and less flowery. 
                                            But it’s nice! Mouth: it’s 
                                            even closer to the MacMalt now, with 
                                            just more cake and hints of cappuccino 
                                            plus a longer and bolder finish. More 
                                            body, more oomph but a little less 
                                            elegance: 85 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Longmorn 
                                            10 yo (43%, OB, late 60’s, France)  Colour: straw. Nose: oh, an obvious 
                                            old bottle effect here, of the metallic 
                                            kind this time. Huge notes of metal 
                                            polish, coal oven, coins, lamp oil, 
                                            motor oil… And not much else. 
                                            It’s the first time I get it 
                                            to this point. Very hard to know what 
                                            to think… I’m kind of 
                                            lost here! Mouth: well, now it’s 
                                            clear, this one got sort of corrupted. 
                                            Is it just the twist cap? Too bad 
                                            because after you get used to these 
                                            metallic tastes there’s lots 
                                            of creaminess and fruitiness with 
                                            what could be praline, nougat, mocha, 
                                            marmalade… But all that’s 
                                            hidden behind these bizarre notes 
                                            of iron. Yes, too bad. Rating: 65 
                                            points but another bottle 
                                            could be much better – if it’s 
                                            an ‘old bottle’’ 
                                            problem indeed. |  
                                         
                                          | And 
                                            also Longmorn 
                                            1969 (62%, G&M – Jas. Gordon, 
                                            Cask series, late 1980’s)  Unusually smoky, with 
                                            a rather resinous nose plus lots of 
                                            beeswax and propolis. The palate is 
                                            even more resinous, with lots of eucalyptus 
                                            and tangerines. Very special, I love 
                                            it. 92 points. |  |  
                                         
                                          | MUSIC 
                                            AND WHISKY INTERVIEW - THE WHISKEY 
                                            BARDS |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | Left 
                                              to right: Simon, Tonis, Cosimo and 
                                              Yonatan |  
                                         
                                          | Today 
                                            we have The Whiskey Bards from Tucson, 
                                            Arizona. Sure these guys have a great 
                                            name as well as a wonderful sense 
                                            of humour, they even have a CD entitled 
                                            ‘Women, Whiskey & War!’ 
                                            But they also sound absolutely great... 
                                            More than enough for us to decide 
                                            to interview them. All of them… |  
                                         
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Bards, please tell us briefly about 
                                            what you do, music-wise. The 
                                            Whiskey Bards: We’re 
                                            a 4-part a cappella group singing 
                                            pub songs, sea songs, stuff with an 
                                            older or medieval flair, and generally 
                                            anything that gets people to enjoy 
                                            themselves when they’ve had 
                                            a bad day.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Which musicians are you playing with? The 
                                            Whiskey Bards: The 
                                            Whiskey Bards started out as a trio 
                                            of Simon (Chris Lyon), Tonis (Steve 
                                            Hoogerwerf), and Daithi (Sean Reddy). 
                                            We added Cosimo (Nevin Phull) for 
                                            a well rounded quartet. When Daithi 
                                            moved out of town, we realized that 
                                            as a trio we lost some of the rich 
                                            sound we had, so we pulled in Yonatan 
                                            (Jonathan Hopf) to round us back out. 
                                            So the current incarnation is: Cosimo, 
                                            Simon, Tonis, and Yonatan. In the 
                                            past, we’ve shared the stage 
                                            with several accomplished artists 
                                            including: Heather Dale & Ben 
                                            Deschamps, Siler & Clark, Heather 
                                            Alexander, and several other artists.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Which are your other favourite artistes? Simon: 
                                             I’m partial to Celtic groups, 
                                            such as Battlefield Band and Silly 
                                            Wizard. I’ll also listen to 
                                            various consorts, P.D.Q. Bach, Rush, 
                                            Queensryche, E.L.O., Planet P Project, 
                                            The Blues Brothers, Rockapella, Da 
                                            Vinci’s Notebook, The Jolly 
                                            Rogers, Ralph Vaughn Williams, John 
                                            Williams, Howard Shore… Okay, 
                                            if it’s music, and it’s 
                                            done well, I’ll listen.
 Tonis: 
                                             Styx has been my favourite since 
                                            I was about 12. Much like Simon I 
                                            will listen to anything that is done 
                                            well. Some of my top choices for various 
                                            moods are: Styx, Damn Yankees, Alanis 
                                            Morrissette (just something about 
                                            a girl that isn’t afraid to 
                                            say exactly what she believes and 
                                            feels), Heather Dale, Rockapella, 
                                            Acappella (Christian group I grew 
                                            up with), Michael Kelly…
 Cosimo: 
                                             My biggest musical influences 
                                            are Rockapella, Oingo Boingo, Pink 
                                            Floyd and Dream Theatre.
 Yonatan: 
                                             I listen to all styles of music 
                                            and pretty much every genre from current 
                                            day back to when records (you know, 
                                            those round flat black things??) First 
                                            hit the schenes. My Main loves are 
                                            Jazz, Folk (Americana and Celtic), 
                                            and Blues.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Which are your current projects? The 
                                            Whiskey Bards:  
                                            We’re currently working on performing 
                                            at a variety of renaissance fairs 
                                            and at the Society for Creative Anachronism’s 
                                            Pennsic War in August. We’re 
                                            also busy recording bawdy songs for 
                                            our next album, tentatively titled 
                                            “Bottoms Up,” due in February 
                                            2007.
 Yonatan: 
                                             I am also working on a duet album 
                                            with my wife Llora.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            When did you start enjoying whisk(e)y? 
                                            Are there any musical memories you 
                                            particularly associate with that moment? Simon: 
                                             Enjoying whisky? For me, that 
                                            really didn’t start until the 
                                            early 90s. Everything up to that point 
                                            had been tastes of blends that I really 
                                            didn’t care much for. The musical 
                                            memories at that moment don’t 
                                            stand out, but I was often listening 
                                            to Battlefield Band: Anthem for the 
                                            Common Man. As “Yew Tree” 
                                            tends to run through my head with 
                                            a glass of Cardhu, it’s likely 
                                            that it was playing in the background.
 Tonis: 
                                             Whiskey was something I didn’t 
                                            really appreciate much until after 
                                            the beginning of the Whiskey Bards. 
                                            Two gentlemen here in Tucson (one 
                                            being Cosimo) introduced me to Tullamore 
                                            Dew and, for the first time, I found 
                                            I actually liked a whiskey. My musical 
                                            memories of whiskey really all revolve 
                                            around the Whiskey Bards and drinking 
                                            at parties with a group known as Keg’s 
                                            End. We have sung for them on many 
                                            occasion and shared a fair amount 
                                            of whiskey (and other “adult 
                                            frosty beverages” as well).
 Cosimo: 
                                             I was actually clean as a whistle 
                                            from all types of drugs until 1996 
                                            when a friend convinced me to try 
                                            a beer. I thought I was pure shite, 
                                            so I convinced him to spend more money 
                                            on real beer. Since them we have tried 
                                            to out-do each other with alcohol 
                                            snobbishness. My first dive into Whiskey 
                                            was actually the Irish Whiskey Bushmills, 
                                            and shortly after a Talisker. I really 
                                            started enjoying them, however, when 
                                            I discovered Tullamore Dew (Irish) 
                                            and both the Dalmore and the Balvenie 
                                            Doublewood. The Balvenie is still 
                                            one of my standby favourites. I remember 
                                            clearly listening to a group called 
                                            the Finest Kind for the Balvenie – 
                                            I believe that fits.
 Yonatan: 
                                             Being German I have always preferred 
                                            beer (preferably German) and (like 
                                            Tonis) had little exposure to Whiskey 
                                            beyond Jack Daniels. Being asked to 
                                            join the Whiskey Bards certainly did 
                                            broaden my exposure, so at this point 
                                            I would say I prefer Bushmills is 
                                            my preference when it comes to whiskey.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            What’s your most memorable whisky? Simon: 
                                             2 stand out. The first one sold 
                                            me on single malts (early 90s again.) 
                                            I was in a store on my birthday, and 
                                            saw a bottle of 12 year old Cardhu 
                                            for an obscenely low price (something 
                                            like $15.00). My guess is that it 
                                            was mismarked, but I picked it up 
                                            thinking, “Why not?” It 
                                            turned out to be a good decision, 
                                            and from that point on I’ve 
                                            thought of Cardhu as birthday scotch. 
                                            Come to think of it, they modernized 
                                            their distilleries the same year I 
                                            was born… Loch Dhu was a later, 
                                            very memorable find. Yes, I’m 
                                            one of the folks that actually liked 
                                            the stuff. It was… different. 
                                            The level of difference is one of 
                                            the things that got me trying various 
                                            whiskies rather than sticking with 
                                            just one brand.
 Tonis: 
                                             I will drink several although, 
                                            I have to admit, I need to be in the 
                                            mood for it to really enjoy it. As 
                                            I tend to prefer mixed drinks I have 
                                            become partial to sours so a good 
                                            whiskey sour does well for me. Tully 
                                            Dew is certainly my most memorable, 
                                            however, as it was my first…that’s 
                                            partly why I wrote the song.
 Cosimo: 
                                             Like Simon, 2 stand out. 1 good, 
                                            one bad bad bad. The good: I purchased 
                                            a bottle of the Glenrothes – 
                                            1979 I believe (I thought it was a 
                                            1968, but I cannot find that vintage 
                                            – and the bottle and box are 
                                            long gone – so 1979 seems to 
                                            me what I probably bought) while in 
                                            Germany to celebrate a friends “promotion”. 
                                            We shared the bottle and that particular 
                                            Scotch was the smoothest, sweetest, 
                                            warmest finish scotch I had ever tasted. 
                                            That bottle successfully converted 
                                            3 non-scotch drinkers TO scotch whiskey 
                                            – and they haven’t looked 
                                            back since. The Bad – Laphroaig. 
                                            It socks you in the mouth up front, 
                                            makes you remember it and the last 
                                            piss you did for a few moments after. 
                                            After 12 shots in a row (don’t 
                                            ask) I count myself lucky for keeping 
                                            my lunch down.
 Yonatan: 
                                             Fortunately, under the tutelage 
                                            of Simon, Tonis and Cosimo I have 
                                            enjoyed all my experiences with whiskey 
                                            but I rarely drink a lot so have little 
                                            to say on this matter.
 |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Do you have one, or several favourite 
                                            whiskies? Simon: 
                                             I favour single malts. Usually 
                                            Cardhu and Speyburn, and I liked Loch 
                                            Dhu while it was around so you can 
                                            guess I’ve a preference for 
                                            the Speyside malts. Glenmorangie is 
                                            another good whisky – either 
                                            the regular or aged in a Madeira cask 
                                            (the Port and Sherry casks while good, 
                                            come across sweeter than I like). 
                                            Occasionally I’ll go for Laphroaig 
                                            or Talisker, but I’ve got to 
                                            be in the right mood for them. I’ve 
                                            also developed a fondness for Tullamore 
                                            Dew, especially if I’ve a glass 
                                            of Pear Cider handy.
 Tonis: 
                                             Tullamore Dew is my favourite. 
                                            Jameson is pretty good. I’m 
                                            not the connoisseur that Simon is 
                                            although he’s been slowly introducing 
                                            me to Scotch’s. I once went 
                                            to a Scotch tasting party in California 
                                            and made the mistake of trying some 
                                            Southern California 2-year Scotch 
                                            that wasn’t fit for toxic waste…for 
                                            some reason, I’ve had difficulty 
                                            getting into Scotch ever since then.
 Cosimo: 
                                             I love to try many. I have developed 
                                            a love for Cardhu, Balvenie, Glenrothes, 
                                            and Loch Dhu. From the Irish side, 
                                            Tullamore Dew, Redbreast, Midleton.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Are there whiskies you don’t 
                                            like? Simon: 
                                             It’s a rare blend that 
                                            catches my attention. While there 
                                            are times that I’m pleasantly 
                                            surprised, in most cases I catch a 
                                            flavour that I want more of but can’t 
                                            get to, or taste something that I’d 
                                            rather have as a more background flavour. 
                                            Frustrating.
 Tonis: 
                                             Yes…whatever that was that 
                                            I tasted in Southern California…I 
                                            hope I never learn the name of it, 
                                            though…it was just bad!
 Cosimo: 
                                             See above. Laphroaig. Too much 
                                            of a not good thing (15 hits in less 
                                            than 90 minutes).
 Yonatan: 
                                             Fortunately, under the tutelage 
                                            of Simon, Tonis and Cosimo I have 
                                            enjoyed all my experiences with whiskey 
                                            but I rarely drink a lot so have little 
                                            to say on this matter as well.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            ‘If the river was whisky baby, 
                                            and I was a diving duck’ is 
                                            one of the most famous and well used 
                                            whisky lyrics, from sea-shanties to 
                                            blues and rock and roll. Do you have 
                                            a favourite musical whisky reference? Simon: 
                                            “The steeple was down, but 
                                            the kirk was still standin’, 
                                            they begat a lum where the bell used 
                                            to hang, a still-pot they got and 
                                            they brewed hieland whisky, on Sundays 
                                            they drank it and ranted and sang.” 
                                            -Parrish of Dunkeld.
 Hey, they had to have someplace to 
                                            hold the party, and nobody was using 
                                            the church after they hung the minister 
                                            for sayin, “No ceilidhs, no 
                                            dancin’, no brewin’ or 
                                            drinkin’ of strong drink!”
 Tonis: 
                                             Sorry, have to plug it… 
                                            “As fresh as the morning, we 
                                            called her Tully Dew.”
 Cosimo: 
                                             Try as I might – I can’t 
                                            come up with anything better than 
                                            “Whiskey is the Life of Man.” 
                                            Its just so true…. (From Whiskey-O, 
                                            sea shanty)
 Yonatan: 
                                             Now Charlie saw The Devil a’coming 
                                            ‘cross the Lee - And Charlie 
                                            said “hey Devil……you 
                                            do not frighten me!” The Song 
                                            said “whiskey You’re the 
                                            devil” so then whiskey you MUST 
                                            be! And >>>POOOOF<<< 
                                            The Devil turned into a flask of sweet 
                                            whiskey! From the song Pass the Bottle 
                                            – Yonatan C 2004.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Music and whisky are often though 
                                            of as being male preserves. Should 
                                            girls play guitars, should girls drink 
                                            whisky? Simon: 
                                             Yes and yes. I’d never 
                                            deny someone the joy of expressing 
                                            themselves musically, and guitar is 
                                            a wonderful instrument. Likewise, 
                                            good whisky (and good whiskey) is 
                                            a treasure. Live, laugh, love, drink, 
                                            enjoy.
 Tonis: 
                                             Most certainly. There are incredible 
                                            female musicians out there on any 
                                            given instrument. Music is one arena 
                                            where parity has really been achieved 
                                            amongst the sexes and for good reason. 
                                            Besides, no matter how good the Rolling 
                                            Stones might be, who would you rather 
                                            watch play guitar…Keith Richards 
                                            or Sheryl Crow? As to drinking whiskey, 
                                            gotta respect a woman who can hold 
                                            her whiskey. Remember the scene in 
                                            Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost 
                                            Ark where the female lead drinks some 
                                            guy under the table with strong shots???...yeah, 
                                            she caught my attention.
 Cosimo: 
                                             Yes and yes. I think it should 
                                            especially be done with Men around. 
                                            No offense, mates, I love you all, 
                                            but she is WAY cuter than you.
 Yonatan: 
                                             Is this a trick question….. 
                                            ;-) my answer is absolutely.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                            In some ways you could argue that 
                                            tasting a whisky is similar to listening 
                                            to a piece of music – you deconstruct 
                                            the two in the same way? Care to comment? Simon: 
                                             I would counter that tasting 
                                            a whisky is similar to enjoying art, 
                                            be it music, painting, acting, or 
                                            a good story. Someone put time and 
                                            their passions into its creation. 
                                            That shows in the final product as 
                                            much as the ingredients.
 Tonis: 
                                             I’ll leave this one to 
                                            the whiskey connoisseurs in the group.
 Cosimo: 
                                             I actually fully believe that 
                                            – and in a very classical sense. 
                                            As I taste a fine drink or food, I 
                                            typically have the same reactions 
                                            in emotions to that of good and compelling 
                                            music of the classical variety. Examples 
                                            – Glenlivet 12 year, Theme from 
                                            a Summer place. Laphroaig, Night on 
                                            Bald Mountain.
 Yonatan: 
                                             I would agree – whiskey 
                                            has different flavours based on age 
                                            and brewing methods. So, I apply the 
                                            same philosophy to all alcohols, taste 
                                            all until you find those you like 
                                            and always be willing to try when 
                                            offered.
 |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | The 
                                              Whiskey Bards' CD's: Women Whiskey 
                                              & War and The Recruiter |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            I once heard an eminent whisky professional 
                                            say that he tasted whisky in colours. 
                                            Do you taste whisky in music? Simon: 
                                             Sometimes, but it would be more 
                                            accurate to say that I taste whiskey 
                                            according to my mood. Sometimes that 
                                            hits musically, sometimes visually, 
                                            and sometimes conceptually (again, 
                                            like a story where you get a foreshadow 
                                            of things to come, or a denouement 
                                            that wraps everything up.)
 Tonis: 
                                             Not really, I taste whiskey in 
                                            colours of friendship. My fondest 
                                            whiskey memories have to deal with 
                                            enjoying the company of friends so 
                                            that is how I taste it.
 Cosimo: 
                                             For me it depends on my focus. 
                                            I tend to throw my focus into one 
                                            or two areas at a time and I tend 
                                            to relate anything of value into those 
                                            areas. In most cases, its music, but 
                                            in the past when I was not performing 
                                            I related those feelings to sword 
                                            fighting.
 Yonatan: 
                                             Nope, I hear whiskey in music 
                                            - jigs, reels and practically any 
                                            Irish or Scottish music has that underlying 
                                            sound. Come to think of it Bluegrass 
                                            also has that sound as well.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                            If your favourite whisky was a piece 
                                            of music what would it be, if it was 
                                            a musical instrument what would it 
                                            be? Simon: 
                                             Probably a Celtic piece (go figure). 
                                            Slightly sad, slightly sweet, at times 
                                            defiant, at others romantic. Always 
                                            a story involved. Bagpipes would cover 
                                            a lot of ground there, but the mellower 
                                            Scotches would be more harp. Fiddle 
                                            would cover pretty much everything. 
                                            Toss in some penny whistle for sparkles 
                                            in the livelier ones.
 Tonis: 
                                             A good Celtic Rock fusion song. 
                                            Hard on the surface but thoughtful 
                                            and surprisingly smooth underneath.
 Cosimo: 
                                             Great question. Some form of 
                                            steady romantic piece, although I 
                                            don’t have a good example. The 
                                            swells would have to be consistent 
                                            and positive. If it were an instrument, 
                                            I would have to call it a Tenor Saxophone. 
                                            Can be melancholy, but mostly its 
                                            sweet.
 Yonatan: 
                                             HMMMMMMM – see my previous 
                                            answer, but I would say Chanters, 
                                            Tin Whistle, Mandolin, or Bodhran.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            There is a famous passage in a book 
                                            written in the 1930s (Aneas Macdonald) 
                                            where the author compares different 
                                            styles of whisky to different sections 
                                            of an orchestra – how would 
                                            you see that working in a jazz or 
                                            rock band, or in a classical orchestra? Simon: 
                                             To me, it would be more the types 
                                            of whiskey being types of bands. Maybe 
                                            you’d see scotch as an orchestra, 
                                            bourbon as a jazz group, etc. Within 
                                            those classes you get some that are 
                                            heavier on the brass, some that up 
                                            the keyboards or percussion. I’ll 
                                            avoid trying to figure out a good 
                                            whiskey for the mosh pit.
 Tonis: 
                                             Continuing on Simon’s theme, 
                                            moonshine is definitely the “Dukes 
                                            of Hazard” set in my mind.
 Cosimo: 
                                             Mosh Pit would be anything over 
                                            130 proof.
 Yonatan: 
                                             - the whiskey is the winds section 
                                            – Breath required, leaves a 
                                            heady feeling.
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                                          | Serge: 
                                            Do you have a favourite piece of music 
                                            to drink whisky with, or better still, 
                                            desert island dram, desert island 
                                            disc? Simon: 
                                             Currently? For a while it’s 
                                            been a soundtrack. Hans Zimmer, “Pirate 
                                            of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black 
                                            Pearl.” It covers a lot of different 
                                            themes, and as a soundtrack it accents 
                                            the show rather than being the show.
 Tonis: 
                                             Not particularly. I’d have 
                                            to say anything that has energy and 
                                            brings to mind good friends.
 Cosimo: 
                                             This is sick, but I really prefer 
                                            listening to our genre of music. Our 
                                            own CD’s or Scottish, Irish 
                                            or even English folk music.
 Yonatan: 
                                            I will drink whiskey in any situation 
                                            with any music – so long as 
                                            my friends are there to share their 
                                            company.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            Everyone thinks of Jack Daniels as 
                                            being the great rock and roll whisky 
                                            – why not Scotch? Simon: 
                                             I think there’s a psychological 
                                            influence at work here. Rock is all 
                                            youth and passion, rebellion and excitement, 
                                            fire and chrome. Scotch has a little 
                                            more history to work with, and the 
                                            images a good scotch conjures up deal 
                                            with older times, and the fires are 
                                            likely to be peat rather than magnesium. 
                                            Nothing says it couldn’t be 
                                            though. Just that it’s got that 
                                            image to overcome.
 Tonis: 
                                             Rock & Roll has really become 
                                            more cosmopolitan so I could see a 
                                            shift some day that direction but, 
                                            honestly, in the U.S.A., no matter 
                                            how big Seattle or other cities become 
                                            in the rock scene, the heartland of 
                                            rock & roll is still the South 
                                            and I just can’t picture a group 
                                            rocking out to “Sweet Home Alabama” 
                                            while passing around the Glenfiddich.
 Cosimo: 
                                             Jack Daniels is a Bourbon though 
                                            – not really a whiskey. Even 
                                            George Thorogood got that – 
                                            1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beeeeeerrrrrrr…. 
                                            Scotch seems to be more refined and 
                                            relaxing – not the kind of slamming 
                                            and high energy drink that a Jack 
                                            and Coke would be. Frankly I prefer 
                                            it that way – too much of modern 
                                            rock and roll has become cheap beer 
                                            instead of any high grade drink.
 Yonatan: 
                                             I am not versed well enough in 
                                            whiskey to answer this question but 
                                            I will say that I was first introduced 
                                            to hard rock at right around the same 
                                            time as I was introduced to Jack Daniels.
 |   
                                          | Serge: 
                                            And if it was Scotch, can you think 
                                            of which brand? What would be the 
                                            Scotch equivalent of rappers drinking 
                                            Cristal? Simon: 
                                             When it was available, Loch Dhu 
                                            would have hit the mark perfectly. 
                                            Some folks love it, some folks hate 
                                            it. The old world image was pushed 
                                            aside in favour of a rebellious, dark 
                                            and sinister image. Much more of an 
                                            “in your face” kind of 
                                            whisky (for good or for ill). A little 
                                            too pricey now though. You really 
                                            want something you can get by the 
                                            case at a reasonable price.
 Tonis: 
                                             Agreed with Simon. Chivas is 
                                            probably a likely candidate as it’s 
                                            easily recognizable and probably a 
                                            bit less pricey than Loch Dhu (and 
                                            most of the others Simon drinks, come 
                                            to think of it).
 Cosimo: 
                                             Laphroaig. Just Kidding ;-)
 Yonatan: 
                                             Again I will bow out on this 
                                            question claiming ignorance.
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                                          | Many 
                                            thanks, Bards, for the very extensive 
                                            and interesting answers! Links of interest:
 The Whiskey Bards' official 
                                            website
 Streaming mp3's at Milehighmusic
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                                          |  |   
                                          | July 
                                              20, 2006 | 
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                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            - TWO OFFICIAL HIGHLAND PARKS |  
                                         
                                          | Highland 
                                            Park 21 yo 1984/2005 ‘Ambassador’s 
                                            Cask’ (56.1%, OB, UK, cask #43, 
                                            270 bottles)  Colour: amber. Nose: quite powerful, 
                                            starting on notes of cooked apples 
                                            and lots of latex. Quite some peat, 
                                            mastic, Greek retsina wine, very unusual. 
                                            Develops on cooked strawberries and 
                                            very ripe oranges, pecan pie, and 
                                            gets then quite meaty after a few 
                                            minutes. Very assertive. Mouth: really 
                                            powerful and sweet, with quite some 
                                            peat and latex again, hints of violet 
                                            sweets, lots of roasted nuts, with 
                                            something a little ‘antiquated’. 
                                            Goes on with caramel-topped fruits 
                                            and marzipan… It’s almost 
                                            rough considering its age, in fact, 
                                            but gets rounder with time, with quite 
                                            some honey and black nougats. Gets 
                                            also more and more liquoricy and sort 
                                            of cleaner, the rubber having now 
                                            vanished… and also herbal (earl 
                                            grey tea, flvoured with that small 
                                            kind of orange called bergamot). A 
                                            long and creamy finish on liquorice 
                                            and nougat again… Very good! 
                                            90 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Highland 
                                            Park 12 yo (43%, OB, rotation 1980, 
                                            Italy)  One of the first dumpy 12 yo ’s, 
                                            please note the “decorated H” 
                                            (as opposed to the more recent “plain 
                                            H” at the right). Colour: amber 
                                            – gold. Nose: starts extremely 
                                            aromatic, almost exuberant, with lots 
                                            of honey, the trademark heathery notes 
                                            and old sweet wine (Sauternes). Quite 
                                            some Grand Marnier as well, tons of 
                                            mirabelle plum jam, dried apricots, 
                                            baklava, butter croissants. What’s 
                                            more, some very fine oaky tones give 
                                            it an enjoyable structure. Hints of 
                                            old books and antiques shop as well 
                                            as orange zests (sangria?) that give 
                                            it added complexity. Classy, very 
                                            classy. Mouth: lots of power and presence 
                                            at such ‘low’ strength, 
                                            starting on quite some rubber and 
                                            pepper mixed with orange marmalade 
                                            plus something slightly metallic. 
                                            Burnt cake. Certainly wilder and rawer 
                                            than on the nose. Notes of kirsch, 
                                            brandy, caramel, quite some cinnamon 
                                            and cloves… Kind of a dirtiness 
                                            that, oddly, make it interesting. 
                                            The finish is very long but maybe 
                                            a tad drying and, again, a little 
                                            ‘dirty’, with a little 
                                            salt and maybe traces of peat. But 
                                            the nose was that great that it’s 
                                            impossible to give this one less than 
                                            90 points. More body 
                                            and more oomph that in the current 
                                            versions (and thanks Olivier). |  
                                         
                                          | And 
                                            also Highland 
                                            Park 23 yo 1982/2006 (57.9%, OB for 
                                            Whisky Magazine and Park Avenue Liquor, 
                                            cask 443, US)  Nose: much peatier than usual, quite 
                                            violent and rough, almost brutal. 
                                            Mouth: much better now, rounder and 
                                            very fruity (orange drops) but the 
                                            whole lacks a little subtlety and 
                                            complexity for my tastes. One for 
                                            big boys. 85 points. |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | MUSIC 
                                            – JAZZ - Recommended 
                                            listening: very percussive blind Spanish 
                                            pianist Tete 
                                            Montoliu does Body 
                                            and soul.mp3 in his very own, 
                                            almost aggressive way - I like it 
                                            very much, wow! That was on his 1974 
                                            album Catalonian Fire...  Too 
                                            bad Tete left us in 1997 - but please 
                                            buy his music. |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | July 
                                              19, 2006 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            - FOUR NEW CELTIQUE CONNEXIONS |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | Four 
                                            new expressions by France’s 
                                            Celtic Whisky Compagnie, all double-matured: 
                                            first in Scotland and then in wine 
                                            (or sometimes spirit) casks laid down 
                                            in Brittany, very close to the ocean. |   
                                          | Highlands 
                                            1993/2006 ‘Monbazillac’ 
                                            (46%, Celtique Connexion, 365 bottles)  Further matured in a Monbazillac cask 
                                            for two years – Monbazillac 
                                            is a sweet white wine from the southwest 
                                            of France. Colour: pink gold. Nose: 
                                            very nicely integrated at first nosing, 
                                            not too far from a very good ‘full 
                                            sherry’ malt. Lots of very ripe 
                                            plums then notes of wild mushrooms 
                                            and hints of menthol as well as smoked 
                                            tea (lapsang souchong) and orange 
                                            juice. Really complex, with something 
                                            that reminds me of some old Highland 
                                            Parks – but it’s not Highland 
                                            Park. Hints of resin. Mouth: quite 
                                            nervous and powerful, very coherent. 
                                            The whisky and the wine integrate 
                                            perfectly here, thanks to the two 
                                            years I guess. Notes of very ripe 
                                            kiwi, crystallised citron and salted 
                                            butter caramel with a nice oakiness. 
                                            Maybe a tad wilder than on the nose. 
                                            Rather long finish on Werther’s 
                                            and hints of marc eau-de-vie. Beautiful 
                                            integration, far from just whisky 
                                            plus wine. 89 points. |   
                                          | Highlands 
                                            1992/2005 ‘Vin de Paille du 
                                            Jura’ (43%, Celtique Connexion, 
                                            390 bottles)  Vin de paille (straw wine) is made 
                                            in the French Jura region, where they 
                                            let ripe grapes (no noble rot here) 
                                            further dry after the harvest but 
                                            before pressing. They used to do that 
                                            by spreading grapes over straw beds 
                                            in the attic. Colour: gold. Nose: 
                                            sweet and very fruity, with quite 
                                            some banana, pineapple and fresh pear 
                                            juice. Hints of hay and dried flowers… 
                                            Not too complicated but elegant and 
                                            refreshing. Mouth: a sweet, rounded 
                                            and fruity start with quite some liquorice 
                                            and crystallised fruits, developing 
                                            on pineapple drops. Again, uncomplicated 
                                            but very drinkable. 82 points. |   
                                          | Single 
                                            Malt 1994/2006 ‘Quart de Chaume’ 
                                            (46%, Celtique Connexion)  Quart de Chaume is a sweet white wine 
                                            from the Loire valley (made out of 
                                            chenin). Colour: straw. Nose: quite 
                                            nervous, with a little rubber at the 
                                            start but which is quick to vanish. 
                                            Roasted peanuts, tea, whiffs of spearmint, 
                                            hints of freshly cut pineapples… 
                                            Playful, very pleasant. Mouth: sweet 
                                            and fruity, with quite some roasted 
                                            nuts again and something slightly 
                                            phenolic, smoky. Botrytis? (noble 
                                            rot). Not sweetish at all. Goes on 
                                            with crystallised oranges and quince… 
                                            Mellow, really enjoyable. 85 
                                            points. |   
                                          | Speyside 
                                            1991/2006 ‘Sauternes’ 
                                            (50%, Celtique Connexion, 297 bottles)  Colour: reddish amber. Nose: more 
                                            complex than both the Vin de Paille 
                                            and the Quart de Chaume. Lots of very 
                                            ripe pineapple, overripe apples, funny 
                                            hints of seawater… A perfect 
                                            integration here, the whole blends 
                                            very well. Whiffs of menthol and eucalyptus, 
                                            slightly toasted. Something musky 
                                            and animal. Quite some oak (carpenter’s 
                                            workshop) that gives the whole a rather 
                                            perfect structure, hints of earl grey 
                                            tea (bergamot flavoured)… Really 
                                            great. Mouth: muscular, sweet, with 
                                            a faint pungency (maybe the tannins) 
                                            that counterbalances the mellowness. 
                                            Lots of ripe bananas, a little pink 
                                            grapefruit, strong tea (the tannins 
                                            again)… Very good. The finish 
                                            is medium long, on caramelised nuts 
                                            and nougat… Just as excellent 
                                            as the ‘Monbazillac’, 
                                            maybe a tad more complex in fact. 
                                            90 points. |  
                                         
                                          | MUSIC 
                                            – Recommended listening 
                                            - More French (and French sounding) 
                                            music for Summer with Helena 
                                            Noguerra doing M'en 
                                            aller.mp3 in 2001. Please buy 
                                            Helena's music, I've heard she's just 
                                            got a new album out. |  |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | July 
                                              18, 2006 | 
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                                          | CONCERT 
                                            REVIEW by Nick Morgan THE BERMONDSEY EVENT: Joe Brown, the 
                                            Blockheads, Nine Below Zero, Albert 
                                            Lee and Hogan’s Heroes
 Southwark Park, Rotherhithe, London, 
                                            July 8th 2006
 |  
                                         
                                          | “Buy 
                                            the Bermondsey 
                                            Beat T-shirt. Only five 
                                            pounds. Buy the Bermondsey T-shirt 
                                            and you can wear it in Benidorm and 
                                            scare Northerners ….” 
                                            We’re in South London, to be 
                                            honest more Rotherhithe than Bermondsey, 
                                            and it’s fucking ‘ard. 
                                            Everyone seems to bristle with latent 
                                            aggression – the tattooed men, 
                                            the tattooed women, even the shaven-headed 
                                            children. The de-rigueur accessory 
                                            is some sort of slavering pit-bull 
                                            terrier straining at the leash – 
                                            they’re everywhere, adding to 
                                            the sense of resentful antagonism 
                                            that suffuses the atmosphere. This 
                                            is largely white working class Millwall 
                                            territory – “everyone 
                                            hates us and we don’t care”. 
                                            Fuck off. |  
                                         
                                          | Luckily 
                                            this is Jozzer’s patch. His 
                                            Manor. His gaff is round the corner 
                                            from the park, and being in his presence 
                                            is the equivalent of being in a war 
                                            zone with a few battalions of the 
                                            UN’s Blue Bereted best around 
                                            you. So as they spot Jozz, sitting 
                                            in his chair alternately snarling 
                                            and sneering as the debris of discarded 
                                            beer bottles builds around him, people 
                                            break into smiles, wish us civil ‘how 
                                            do you fucking dos’, and promise 
                                            us that we’re in for a real 
                                            treat. Which by and large we are – 
                                            the deep seated violence only kicks 
                                            off towards the end of the night, 
                                            when the main area in front of the 
                                            stage empties quicker than a school 
                                            playground as a rammy breaks out behind 
                                            the fairground. “It’s 
                                            West ‘Am” shouts a youth, 
                                            heading for the action; “You 
                                            comin’ or wot?”. |  
                                         
                                          |  |  |  | Anyway 
                                              it’s the annual Bermondsey 
                                              ‘Event’ in Southwark 
                                              Park, almost “the largest 
                                              community music event in London” 
                                              says the website. It’s a day 
                                              in the Park really, with beer tent, 
                                              fairground, solar powered French 
                                              Circus, a few food stalls (mostly 
                                              it’s picnic time) and, not 
                                              surprisingly, a dog show. The reason 
                                              for being here is the remarkable 
                                              little line up of bands, including 
                                              some of Whiskyfun’s favourites. 
                                              Bizarrely the afternoon session 
                                              is introduced by local boy, “disgraced 
                                              comedian” Michael 
                                              Barrymore (“If 
                                              the council have paid him then I 
                                              want my rates back” mumbles 
                                              Jozzer), much to the bemusement 
                                              of first act Albert 
                                              Lee and Hogan’s Heroes. 
                                              Lee of course, is the UK’s 
                                              leading Country guitarist who was 
                                              born in the wilds of Herefordshire. 
                                              They ran through their stuff, featuring 
                                              some tunes from Lee’s 
                                              new album Road Runner, and ending 
                                              with Lee’s signature tune, 
                                              ‘Country Boy’. But to 
                                              be frank it wasn’t too easy 
                                              to make out what was being played 
                                              as the sound was decidedly inferior 
                                              unless (as we discovered later) 
                                              you were right in front of the stage, 
                                              and the pleasing breeze seemed to 
                                              be blowing much of what there was 
                                              (sound, that is) down the river. 
                                              And Jozzer was still eating his 
                                              lunch, a prodigious plateful of 
                                              Bermondsey’s best bangers, 
                                              and toying with a frisky Rioja, 
                                              so we weren’t going anywhere 
                                              without the UN. Which meant that 
                                              we didn’t get the full benefit 
                                              of Nine 
                                              Below Zero, fronted 
                                              by two of Bermondsey’s favourite 
                                              blues-boys, ace guitarist Dennis 
                                              Greaves and harmonica genius Mark 
                                              Feltham. Jozzer still remembers 
                                              when they used to play “daan 
                                              the Apple and Pears”, a famous 
                                              Bermondsey boozer which he, and 
                                              many R & B fans used to frequent 
                                              way back in the 1970’s. Here, 
                                              once the sound was sorted, they 
                                              played at a breakneck speed for 
                                              over an hour, by which time the 
                                              bangers, and the Rioja, were spent 
                                              (as was the coke that we spotted 
                                              two guys snorting behind the Portaloos 
                                              in full view of the Old Bill). Anyway 
                                              don’t turn down a chance to 
                                              see Nine Below Zero, they’re 
                                              tight and top quality, “still 
                                              the business”, and are playing 
                                              all over Europe at Festivals throughout 
                                              the summer.We needed to get closer for the 
                                              Blockheads - not South London geezers 
                                              of course, and what with all that 
                                              Essex tosh, and two band members 
                                              from Newcastle it was potentially 
                                              a dangerous place to be. But as 
                                              Jozzer led the lost tribe the crowds 
                                              parted ‘till, uncannily, we 
                                              were right at the front of the stage.
 |  
                                         
                                          | I 
                                            wasn’t sure about the 
                                            Blockheads as a festival 
                                            band, but that close up they were 
                                            simply brilliant. With or without 
                                            the much missed Ian Dury their sophisticated 
                                            and complex take on rock and roll 
                                            is simply still best in class – 
                                            driven by Norman 
                                            Watt-Roy’s sublime 
                                            Fender bass playing, Micky G on Hammond 
                                            and Chaz J and keyboards and Fender 
                                            guitar, and Dylan 
                                            Howe’s cool groove 
                                            drumming the performance was sublime. 
                                            An increasingly ‘emotional’ 
                                            (as they used to say) John Turnbull 
                                            fronted with vocals shared with Derek 
                                            the Draw, mixing Blockhead classics 
                                            with new material from Where’s 
                                            the Party? |  
                                         
                                          |  | It 
                                            was as they ended that the fighting 
                                            started, and as mayhem had its day 
                                            the stage was quietly prepared for 
                                            the headline act, London rock and 
                                            roll veteran Joe 
                                            Brown, devoid, after 
                                            all of these years, of his Bruvvers. 
                                            Joe, you may recall, had a string 
                                            of not quite number one hits at the 
                                            start of the sixties, and then resigned 
                                            himself to being a nation’s 
                                            favourite chirpy cockney. “What”, 
                                            I slurred to Jozzer, “wash hish 
                                            big hit?” “Who knowsh?”. 
                                            Well Joe, looking as sprightly as 
                                            he had when I last saw him in the 
                                            late 1960s, wowed us with some well 
                                            chosen bluesy rockabilly, an a cappella 
                                            tune or two, and some notable playing 
                                            on the mandolin. All surprisingly 
                                            very classy – and indicating 
                                            serious talent and technical abilities 
                                            not, of course, suggested by the novelty 
                                            act reputation – in fact Joe 
                                            and his accomplished band went down 
                                            a storm at Glastonbury a couple of 
                                            years ago, always the key to musical 
                                            rehabilitation. He has a new album 
                                            out later this summer which might 
                                            well be worth a serious listen. In 
                                            the meantime Jozzer said “whasht 
                                            wash it?” just as Joe broke 
                                            into ‘I’m Henry the Eighth 
                                            I am” – never a hit, but 
                                            the song for which he will always 
                                            be remembered – no doubt much 
                                            to his chagrin. Then it all went wrong. |  
                                         
                                          | With 
                                            the show running well over time the 
                                            firework chaps decide to trigger the 
                                            fuse, Joe was trying to play an encore 
                                            (“fucking disgraceful I call 
                                            it, said the DJ as we left for digestifs 
                                            chez Jozz, “letting off fireworks 
                                            when Joe wuz still playing”) 
                                            but the sound men were cued for ‘Land 
                                            of Hope and Glory’. So we got 
                                            fireworks, Joe, Elgar, fireworks, 
                                            no Joe, no fireworks, and finally 
                                            the remnants of Elgar sadly playing 
                                            out as, under the watchful eye of 
                                            the mass congregation of the local 
                                            Old Bill, we gathered the remnants 
                                            of our day back onto Jozzer’s 
                                            old dad’s costermonger’s 
                                            cart and pushed it back home. |  
                                         
                                          | And looking back in retrospect what 
                                            had we learnt? Well, you don’t 
                                            have to pay £40 or more for 
                                            a good day out in the park. And that 
                                            once disarmed of prejudice (and music 
                                            is a great disarmer) you can have 
                                            a good old knees up with gawd blimey 
                                            heavens knows who you like. That the 
                                            Blockheads really do remain the benchmark 
                                            in funk soul rock and roll, relaxed 
                                            exemplars for all to follow. That 
                                            you don’t need a burger king 
                                            sponsor to spoil a good party. And 
                                            that Jozzer’s doll Trizza makes 
                                            a mean sausage bap. Ah yes Serge, 
                                            we may have been knocked out of the 
                                            World’s Cup, but we’re 
                                            back here in Blighty, and we’re 
                                            doing very well. - Nick Morgan 
                                            (photographs by Kate) |  
                                         
                                          | Many 
                                            thanks, Nick, that was amazing. Maybe 
                                            a bit scary as well, especially because 
                                            my daughter is currently in London… 
                                            I mean, is it always like that? Now, 
                                            she could always find refuge in that 
                                            ‘solar powered French Circus’. 
                                            But what was it? What is a French 
                                            circus, diplomacy and football apart? 
                                            And what is a ‘croissant neuf’? 
                                            Do you collect old croissants? Did 
                                            the College of Pataphysics strike 
                                            again? Er... |  
                                         
                                          |  | TASTING 
                                              - TWO LONGROWS Longrow 
                                              9 yo 1990/1999 (46%, Murray McDavid, 
                                              MM 206)  Nose: very fresh and very farmy 
                                              at the same time, very pure, with 
                                              notes of linseed oil, apples and 
                                              wet hay… Very elegant and 
                                              without any offbeat notes, contrarily 
                                              to what happens with many more recent 
                                              expressions I think (see below). 
                                              Also something buttery, mashy (bear), 
                                              yoghurt, mashed potatoes… 
                                              A clean one. |  
                                         
                                          | Mouth: 
                                            quite oily with lots of almonds, bitter 
                                            oranges, grain, smoke, oyster juice. 
                                            It’s really maritime and most 
                                            nicely balanced. Nice sweetness and 
                                            again a little marzipan that give 
                                            it a pleasant body. A rather long 
                                            finish with a pinch of pepper. In 
                                            short, it’s not too complicated, 
                                            not unforgettable but hugely enjoyable 
                                            despite its young age. 88 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          | Longrow 
                                            11 yo 1994 (58%, Cadenhead for Whiskyplus 
                                            Berlin, 288 bottles)  Colour: pale white wine. Nose: starts 
                                            quite hot and very milky, cardboardy 
                                            and mashy like most recent OB’s. 
                                            Lots of fresh butter but also wet 
                                            chalk, cod oil, aspirin and rubbed 
                                            orange zest, the whole getting frankly 
                                            ‘chemical’ after a while. 
                                            Notes of canned pineapple… Very 
                                            little peat left after a moment but 
                                            something like fisherman’s nest, 
                                            motor oil. Hints of overripe fruits 
                                            (kiwis?) and camphor. Highly unusual 
                                            indeed, a nose unlike any other malts’. 
                                            Mouth: a very funny attack that really 
                                            makes me think of Hazelburn, with 
                                            its weird but interesting profile. 
                                            A little salt, Alka-Seltzer, concentrated 
                                            lemon juice, rosehip tea, hints of 
                                            salmiak and even kippers… It 
                                            goes in many directions but always 
                                            off the beaten track, which makes 
                                            it sort of lovable (although I don’t 
                                            ‘like’ it). The finish 
                                            is long but a little chemical again, 
                                            with notes of ‘artificial’ 
                                            orange juice and something a little 
                                            soapy. Well, I think this one is really 
                                            unconventional, hence well worth trying, 
                                            that’s for sure. 77 
                                            points. |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              17, 2006 | 
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                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            - THREE 1995 CAOL ILAS |  
                                         
                                          |  | Caol 
                                            Ila 1995 (58.3%, Jack Wieber’s 
                                            Prenzlow Collection)  Colour: pale white wine. Nose: powerful, 
                                            peaty, smoky, maritime and almondy. 
                                            Rather raw but very clean and very 
                                            fresh, with something earthy in the 
                                            background and maybe a slight soapiness. 
                                            Nothing special but no flaws either. |  
                                         
                                          | With 
                                            water: hints of varnish at the start 
                                            but then it gets hugely farmy (horse 
                                            sweat and dung, manure) but in all 
                                            elegance. Funny how the fresh pear 
                                            comes out as well. Very pleasant and 
                                            with lots of backbone. Mouth (neat): 
                                            sweet and fruity with lots of backbone. 
                                            Huge notes of apple skins, lemon zests 
                                            and, quite simply, peat. Easily drinkable 
                                            just like that but let’s try 
                                            it with water. Right, it gets much 
                                            earthier and more liquoricy, with 
                                            also notes of smoked tea, smoked oysters… 
                                            And a long, very liquoricy and quite 
                                            salty finish. Very good, young Coal 
                                            Ila... 87 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Caol 
                                            Ila 9 yo 1995/2005 (60%, Acorn, Japan)  Colour: pale white wine. Nose: very 
                                            similar of course, maybe a tad more 
                                            chocolaty but also slightly less expressive. 
                                            Probably more delicate as well. With 
                                            water: this one gets a little more 
                                            coastal rather than farmy (seaweed), 
                                            but they are still very close. Very 
                                            pure, these Acorn. Mouth (neat): it’s 
                                            almost the same malt now, with maybe 
                                            just a little more sweetness (yeah, 
                                            splitting hairs). With water: again 
                                            it’s almost the same, maybe 
                                            with a little more cardboard at the 
                                            finish. 86 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Caol 
                                            Ila 11 yo 1995 (60.5%, Cadenhead, 
                                            Cask #12406 330 bottles)  Colour: 
                                            pale white wine. Nose: again very 
                                            similar, a little more spirity this 
                                            time and a tad more almondy but it’s 
                                            again a tad less expressive than both 
                                            the JWWW and the Acorn. With water: 
                                            Closer to the Prenzlow, i.e. farmier 
                                            but with maybe more ‘minerality’ 
                                            now (wet stones). Mouth (neat): same 
                                            malt would I say. Almost. With water: 
                                            yeah, almost. This one is maybe just 
                                            a tad rougher and also saltier. 86 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          | All 
                                            these three Caol Ilas were perfectly 
                                            distilled, no doubt and I can’t 
                                            wait to taste these batches when they’re 
                                            20 or 30 years old. An interesting 
                                            case where the distillery seems to 
                                            be much more important than the wood 
                                            and the warehouses… |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening - More French music, I 
                                              mean French music that sounds really 
                                              French (after Air, Daft Punk, Stereolab, 
                                              Katerine et. all.) - it's Louis 
                                              Philippe doing L'hiver 
                                              te va bien.mp3 in 1995 (produced 
                                              by Bertrand Burgalat). Please buy 
                                              these guys' music! |  |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              16, 2006 | 
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                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK on vacation 
                                            in Saint-Tropez |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            - TWO AUCHROISKS BY CADENHEAD |  
                                         
                                          |  | Auchroisk 
                                            12 yo 1978/1990 (59.3%, Cadenhead, 
                                            dumpy black label, 75cl)  Colour: straw. Nose: rather closed 
                                            at first nosing, with just notes of 
                                            hay and wet stones as well as salt 
                                            and Fanta. A bit hard I must say and 
                                            somewhat chemical. Let’s give 
                                            it some time… Well, there’s 
                                            also some ginger tonic coming through 
                                            after a moment, old cardboard… 
                                            And then it gets much cleaner, finally, 
                                            mostly on newly cut apples. With water: 
                                            oh yes, what a pull-up! It got much, 
                                            much cleaner, nicely herbal and citrusy, 
                                            with also quite some vanilla crème 
                                            and whiffs of fresh mint. Amazing 
                                            what water does to this one. |  
                                         
                                          | Mouth 
                                            (neat): punchy, aggressive, very bitter 
                                            and very lemony. Ouch! Quick, water: 
                                            it improves again but in lesser proportions. 
                                            It’s still very lemony and quite 
                                            bitter but we have also a little tea, 
                                            tangerines, cake… Much more 
                                            tannins as well and a finish that’s 
                                            rather long but a little dry and sort 
                                            of indefinite. But what a miracle 
                                            on the nose! 80 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Auchroisk 
                                            15 yo 1989 (59.5%, Cadenhead)  Colour: straw. Nose: much more sherry 
                                            but other than that it’s again 
                                            a little weird at first nosing, with 
                                            notes of vase water, ‘old’ 
                                            oranges, ‘old’ meat… 
                                            Also quite some rubber and even new 
                                            plastic. Yet, we do have some nice 
                                            whiffs of freshly cut herbs (chive?) 
                                            Let’s add a little water now: 
                                            gosh, now it’s almost pure rubber! 
                                            Brand new bicycle inner tube, rubber 
                                            bands and all that… A rubber 
                                            monster? I guess some would like it 
                                            – I don’t. Mouth (neat): 
                                            certainly creamier than its older 
                                            sibling but also more rubbery, with 
                                            lots of burnt fruits and a little 
                                            salt… Rather hard again. With 
                                            water: no real improvement I’m 
                                            afraid, always these huge rubbery 
                                            notes until the end of the finish… 
                                            Not my style I’m afraid. 68 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – Highly recommended 
                                              listening - It's Sunday, we go classical 
                                              (sort of) with an excellent piece 
                                              by Terry 
                                              Riley called 15/16.mp3, 
                                              solo piano recorded live at the 
                                              Festival dos Capuchos, Lisbon, in 
                                              July 1995. Bl**dy excellent and 
                                              not minimalist at all, eh! Please 
                                              buy all of Mr Riley's music... |  |  
                                         
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                                          | July 
                                              15, 2006 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            - TWO OLD DUMPY GLENURIES |  
                                         
                                          |  | Glenury 
                                            Royal 1964/1977 (80° proof, Cadenhead, 
                                            dumpy)  Colour: straw. Nose: hey, isn’t 
                                            this an old Clynelish? Huge waxiness 
                                            and oiliness, with notes of rubbed 
                                            orange zest, tin can, candles, paraffin, 
                                            newly printed book (fresh ink and 
                                            paper), old wardrobe, attic, hints 
                                            of mothballs… Quite some peat 
                                            in there… Also hints of anchovies, 
                                            the whole getting more and more maritime 
                                            with time (dried fish)… Superb 
                                            but you have to like this kind of 
                                            profile. |  
                                         
                                          | Mouth: 
                                            punchy, kind of sweet, sour and salty, 
                                            with again these fishy notes right 
                                            from the start, mixed with rosemary, 
                                            orange zest, paraffin, fir honey and 
                                            mastic, developing on cough syrup 
                                            and Smyrna raisins as well as a little 
                                            mint. Excellent, and the finish is 
                                            rather long, nicely and ‘sweetly’ 
                                            resinous, like a great old liqueur. 
                                            A whisky that keeps talking to you 
                                            for a long time (but sorry, we’re 
                                            in a rush). 92 points. |  
                                         
                                          | Glenury 
                                            Royal 1966/1979 (46%, Cadenhead, dumpy)  Colour: straw. Nose: this is completely 
                                            different, although both were very 
                                            much alike at very first nosing. Much 
                                            more resinous (fir honey, a little 
                                            camphor and eucalyptus) and also both 
                                            rounder and more compact. Pine needles, 
                                            dired oranges, lemongrass, grapefruit, 
                                            and again a great waxines. This one 
                                            is probably a little sexier and easier 
                                            but not less interesting, that’s 
                                            for sure. Mouth: the palates are closer 
                                            to each other now, this one being 
                                            just a little bolder and more nervous, 
                                            but maybe a tad simpler at the attack. 
                                            A little fruitier (dried fruits, oranges, 
                                            kumquats…) but less resinous. 
                                            Hints of rose sweets, Turkish delights, 
                                            getting a little spicy (faint hints 
                                            of nutmeg and cinnamon). Lots of body 
                                            and a very satisfying finish, candied, 
                                            citrusy and peppery at the same time, 
                                            maybe a little drying. Tie: 92 
                                            points. |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – JAZZ - Highly recommended 
                                              listening - the great Ella 
                                              Mae Morse aka the Dynamite 
                                              Texas Diva does George Handy's beautiful 
                                              Rip 
                                              Van Winkle.mp3 (yes) in 1945. |  |  
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                                 Best 
                                  malts I had these weeks - 90+ 
                                  points only - alphabetical: Glenury 
                                  Royal 1964/1977 
                                  (80° proof, Cadenhead, dumpy)  Glenury 
                                  Royal 1966/1979 (46%, Cadenhead, dumpy) Highland 
                                  Park 12 yo (43%, 
                                  OB, rotation 1980, Italy) Highland 
                                  Park 21 yo 1984/2005 ‘Ambassador’s 
                                  Cask’ (56.1%, OB, UK, cask #43, 
                                  270 bottles) Longmorn 
                                  1969 (62%, G&M – Jas. Gordon, 
                                  Cask series, late 1980’s) Speyside 
                                  1991/2006 ‘Sauternes’ (50%, 
                                  Celtique Connexion, 297 bottles)  Springbank 
                                  1966/2000 ‘Local Barley’ (55%, 
                                  OB, cask #511)   
 
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