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                                            | TASTING 
                                              - NO LESS THAN EIGHT VERY RECENT 
                                              ACES BY GLENGOYNE |   
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                                            | Glengoyne 
                                              15 yo 'Scottish oak wood finish' 
                                              (43%, OB, 2005 bottling)     Colour: gold. Nose: quite some body, 
                                              starting on lots toasted notes together 
                                              with some funny notes of mushroom 
                                              soup, smoked ham, Maggi, soy sauce… 
                                              Very meaty, really. Is that what 
                                              Scottish oak smells like? Gets smokier 
                                              and smokier, on burnt bread, oxtail 
                                              soup… It then gets a little 
                                              more ‘normal’, with 
                                              quite some toffee and some nice 
                                              flowery notes but with always some 
                                              bold ‘organic’ notes. 
                                              Dried boletus? Even truffles… 
                                              (gosh, now I’m getting hungry). 
                                              After a good quarter of an hour: 
                                              it’s switched to overripe 
                                              apples with a bit of eucalyptus. 
                                              Mouth: sweet and certainly simpler 
                                              but still quite special, with a 
                                              mix of wax and dried fruits, vanilla 
                                              crème, smoked meat again, 
                                              butter caramel, orange and olive 
                                              oil, mead… Very ‘different’, 
                                              definitely. Just a strange aftertaste 
                                              after a few seconds, something like 
                                              salted coffee but it’s almost 
                                              subliminal, thank god. The finish 
                                              is medium long and caramelly, on 
                                              Chinese plum sauce. A very interesting 
                                              whisky in any case, it seems that 
                                              Scottish oaks have something particular 
                                              to tell us! 87 points. Glengoyne 
                                              15 yo 1989/2005 'Duncan's Choice' 
                                              (55.7%, OB, sherry hogshead #1204, 
                                              350 bottles)
      Colour: bronze – mahogany. 
                                              Nose: punchy but not overpowering. 
                                              This one is on full sherry mode, 
                                              as expected; lots of chocolate and 
                                              Smyrna raisins, burnt cake, rum, 
                                              fruits in liqueur, bigarreau cherries, 
                                              dried prunes… And some great 
                                              notes of old fortified wine as well, 
                                              such as Maury, old Rivesaltes… 
                                              Something of an old Bourgogne too 
                                              (Chambertin – the black cherries 
                                              indeed). A sherry monster for non-sherry 
                                              freaks, maybe, as the balance is 
                                              almost perfect, not oafish at all. 
                                              It smells more and more like a great 
                                              old red wine, in fact… Wow! 
                                              Mouth: oh, this is even nicer. Some 
                                              big, bold sherry, very creamy but 
                                              not clumsy at all. Tokay essencia, 
                                              caramel sauce, prunes, ling honey, 
                                              old tangerine liqueur, fruitcake, 
                                              pecan pie… Absolutely perfect, 
                                              and not the faintest hint of rubber 
                                              or sulphur. A grand sherry monster, 
                                              not the embodiment of complexity 
                                              but a superb balance and richness, 
                                              with a long and almost invasive 
                                              finish, on alcoholised fruit jams 
                                              and old Cognac. Wow, congrats, Duncan! 
                                              91 points. Glengoyne 
                                              22 yo 1981/2004 (49.1%, OB for The 
                                              Whiskyfair, cask #410, 234 bottles)
     Colour: pale straw. Nose: extremely 
                                              discreet at first nosing, slightly 
                                              floral with hints of coffee and 
                                              old cardboard, limestone, wet chalk… 
                                              It gets then rather herbal, grassy, 
                                              on freshly mown lawn, lily of the 
                                              valley, a little violets… 
                                              Also a little mashy and yeasty, 
                                              with some dairy cream, mashed potatoes… 
                                              It finally opens up after quite 
                                              some time, getting quite farmy. 
                                              An interesting ‘natural’ 
                                              Glengoyne. Mouth: sweet and rather 
                                              creamy, much more expressive than 
                                              expected. Quite some liquorice, 
                                              salted butter caramel, dried parsley, 
                                              light soy sauce. Develops on dried 
                                              tropical fruits, pineapples, coconut 
                                              (better than Malibu), ginger… 
                                              Very nicely balanced, at that, even 
                                              if it gets gingerier and gingerier. 
                                              Long and, you guessed it, gingery 
                                              (and honeyed) finish. Extremely 
                                              enjoyable on the palate, sort of 
                                              rounded and sharp at the same time. 
                                              Very satisfying. 88 points. Glengoyne 
                                              22 yo 1982/2005 'Ronnie's Choice' 
                                              (53.6%, OB, bourbon barrel #449, 
                                              200 bottles)
      Colour: pale gold. Nose: powerful 
                                              and very bourbonny indeed, sweet 
                                              and rounded, with lots of vanilla 
                                              and dried white fruits (apples, 
                                              pears, bananas), getting rather 
                                              rummy (both white and dark rum) 
                                              before all sorts of beautiful ‘natural, 
                                              farmy’ notes emerge. Cow stable, 
                                              horse manure, dried flowers… 
                                              Chicory, café latte, white 
                                              chocolate. Gets then rather herbal, 
                                              with some dill, chive. Again an 
                                              interesting one, very different 
                                              and rawer than most Glengoynes I’ve 
                                              tasted. Well done, Ronnie. Mouth: 
                                              very similar to the Whisky Fair 
                                              but even bolder and creamier, and 
                                              certainly more complex. The coconut 
                                              notes are really huge now (that, 
                                              was an active cask), with also lots 
                                              of beeswax and strong honey, bananas 
                                              flambéed, old rum. Bold vanilla, 
                                              dried oranges, sultanas… Really 
                                              creamy but not plump in any way. 
                                              And a very long, perfectly balanced 
                                              finish at that, with even a pinch 
                                              of salt and caramel. Extremely good, 
                                              very satisfying again. Again, excellent 
                                              work, Ronnie. 91 points. |   
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                                            | Glengoyne 
                                              19 yo 1985/2005 (55.8%, OB, refill 
                                              sherry, cask #1227, 697 bottles) 
     Colour: gold. Nose: hot, smoky, 
                                              powerful and a little spirity at 
                                              first nosing. Lots of salted caramel, 
                                              sweet wine and hot butter, getting 
                                              a little rubbery and slightly feinty. 
                                              Whiffs of cold smoke, flintstone. 
                                              Keeps developing on apple pie and 
                                              sweet cider and gets finally quite 
                                              fruity, with some nice notes of 
                                              overripe melons and pears… 
                                              And oh, also some playful notes 
                                              of dried herbs, thyme, bay leaf, 
                                              sage… Gets more and more complex, 
                                              even if not extremely bold. Funny: 
                                              the smoke might make you think it’s 
                                              an Islayer at first nosing. Mouth: 
                                              sweet but rather hot and powerful 
                                              attack, with both some mint and 
                                              liquorice and something unusually 
                                              bitter and herbal at the same time 
                                              (lavender, Swiss herbal candies). 
                                              Goes on with some bold notes of 
                                              dried oranges, marmalade, hot brownies, 
                                              apricot liqueur. More and more hot 
                                              pastries, praline, sugared whipped 
                                              cream. Marzipan. A whole pastry 
                                              shop! The finish is rather long, 
                                              on almond milk and fudge, maybe 
                                              just a tad too tannic and bitter. 
                                              Water doesn’t really improve 
                                              it, and makes it even a little bitterer. 
                                              Anyway, another excellent Glengoyne, 
                                              even if not one of the very, very 
                                              best ones in my opinion. 86 
                                              points. Glengoyne 
                                              19 yo 1986/2005 'Ewan's Choice' 
                                              (51.5%, OB, sherry puncheon #441, 
                                              600 bottles)
      Colour: brown – mahogany. 
                                              Nose: oh, lots of sweet sherry in 
                                              there! Incredibly rich and dense, 
                                              opulent and silky. First, there’s 
                                              a bit of each of the other great 
                                              ‘brown’ spirits: cognac, 
                                              armagnac, calvados, rum… Then 
                                              we have all sorts of raisins and 
                                              other dried fruits (prunes, orange 
                                              rinds), fruitcake, clootie dumpling, 
                                              Grand Marnier, cherries in kirsch, 
                                              guignolet... Gets superbly toffeeish, 
                                              with also some leather, Havana tobacco, 
                                              beeswax… Faint whiffs of camphor 
                                              and then fresh butter, dairy cream, 
                                              hay. Extremely demonstrative, almost 
                                              extravagant yet very balanced and 
                                              not ‘sticky’ at all. 
                                              A thrill. Mouth: as rich and full 
                                              as expected, with no clumsiness 
                                              at all. Maybe not as complex as 
                                              on the nose but that would have 
                                              been miraculous. Bold notes of slightly 
                                              burnt fruitcake, bitter chocolate, 
                                              old rum, with some dried coconut, 
                                              bananas flambéed, baked apples… 
                                              Lots of cocoa, chocolate liqueur, 
                                              toffee, with some acidulous notes 
                                              that keep the whole playful and 
                                              not over-coating. A very nice sherried 
                                              mouth, maybe a bit ‘classical’ 
                                              but again, totally flawless, with 
                                              a long, creamy but not tiring finish. 
                                              Not very far from perfection and 
                                              probably appealing to non-sherry 
                                              freaks as well. Ewan’s the 
                                              man! (Yeah, I’m a sucker for 
                                              these ‘real people’ 
                                              tricks.) 92 points. Glengoyne 
                                              32 yo 1972/2005 (48.7%, OB, white 
                                              Rioja cask #985, 328 bottles)
 
      In case you don’t know, white 
                                              Rioja is made in Spain out of macabeo 
                                              and sometimes malvasia, and is a 
                                              dry wine but with low acidity. This 
                                              is a full-maturing, no finishing 
                                              or ACE. Colour: full gold. Nose: 
                                              wow, this is extremely aromatic 
                                              and concentrated like an ice wine. 
                                              Yet, it’s superbly fresh and 
                                              clean. Very rich and compact, presenting 
                                              three main aromas at the same time: 
                                              fruits, flowers and caramel. Yes, 
                                              lots of dried oranges, apricot liqueur, 
                                              quince jelly, overripe mirabelle 
                                              plum, nectar, yellow flowers, pollen, 
                                              light honey, caramel crème… 
                                              it’s endless and marvellously 
                                              balanced. Something of a late harvest 
                                              Alsatian tokay-pinot gris… 
                                              Ah, and some beautiful notes of 
                                              ripe strawberries and a whiffs of 
                                              beeswax… Sumptuous! (For my 
                                              own references, I added ‘blend 
                                              of 1972 Clynelish and 1970 Balvenie’). 
                                              Mouth: silky again, sweet, creamy, 
                                              fruity and waxy, rounded but rather 
                                              nervous… And also a little 
                                              oaky and peppery (white pepper). 
                                              Probably a little less explosive 
                                              than the nose but still beautiful. 
                                              Lots of pear and apricot jams with 
                                              cinnamon, vanilla beans, quince 
                                              jelly, bitter chocolate, getting 
                                              quite gingery after a moment (some 
                                              wood indeed). The weaker part is 
                                              probably the finish that’s 
                                              a little metallic and not extremely 
                                              long, but quite unexpectedly not 
                                              drying at all. Anyway, I’m 
                                              nitpicking, it’s a fabulous 
                                              malt altogether: 92 points. Glengoyne 
                                              37 yo 1967/2005 (47.6%, OB, sherry 
                                              butt #975, 246 bottles)
      Colour: 
                                              pale amber. Nose: oh, this is just 
                                              as stunning, yet quite different. 
                                              Much more winey, superbly sweet 
                                              and sour, with some very bold notes 
                                              of cooked rennet apples topped with 
                                              hot butter and caramel. Almost a 
                                              sin. Much more humus, earthy notes 
                                              as well, fresh mushrooms, high-end 
                                              pu-erh tea, and again all the litany, 
                                              from quince jelly to mirabelle plum 
                                              and from nectar to sweet white wine. 
                                              It’s a beauty, perhaps a tad 
                                              more discreet than the 1972 but 
                                              certainly more complex and delicate. 
                                              Fascinating. Mouth: oh yessss! That’s 
                                              the kind of attack I just can’t 
                                              resist. Some ‘western’ 
                                              fruits, some tropical ones, some 
                                              waxy, empyreumatical and smoky notes, 
                                              a little spices and that’s 
                                              it, you have a winner – in 
                                              my opinion, at least. This Glengoyne 
                                              have them all, with some big notes 
                                              of crystallised quince topping the 
                                              whole. It is not very complex, it 
                                              is not very bold, it is not full-bodied, 
                                              but it’s superbly balanced 
                                              and even if the finish is a bit 
                                              drying (but I can’t remember 
                                              a malt that wasn’t at least 
                                              a little drying at more than 35 
                                              years of age) I think the whole 
                                              is just a thrill. 93 points 
                                              (but it would have reached 95 with 
                                              a little more oomph and just a little 
                                              less tannins). |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - TWO FINE AULTMORES |  
                                           
                                            | Aultmore 
                                              1991/2005 (46%, Wilson & Morgan, 
                                              sherry wood) 
     Colour: gold. Nose: lots of dry 
                                              sherry at first nosing, with again 
                                              some bold rubbery notes (that will 
                                              then vanish), burnt herbs, dark 
                                              toffee, hot coffee beans (torrefaction). 
                                              It gets then quite curiously farmy, 
                                              on wet hay and cow stable, with 
                                              also some bold liquorice. It grows 
                                              farmier and farmier, and even meaty. 
                                              Smoked ham? Quite wild for a usually 
                                              gentle Speysider. Something Islayish, 
                                              don’t ask me why. I like it 
                                              a lot, in any case. Mouth: sweet, 
                                              creamy and coating, with lots of 
                                              toffee and dried fruits (Smyrna 
                                              raisins, dates). Rather nervous, 
                                              at that, with also some fresh fruits 
                                              such as apples and bananas… 
                                              It’s really thick, almost 
                                              like a liqueur. Goes on with some 
                                              burnt cake, liquorice, and this 
                                              strange thing I taste once: tar 
                                              liqueur. The finish is long, on 
                                              Armagnac and fortified white wine 
                                              (or, er… sherry). Flawless. 
                                              86 points. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Aultmore 
                                              14 yo 1989 (60.5%, James MacArthur)     Colour: gold. Nose: more powerful 
                                              of course, but nothing excessive. 
                                              Similarly sherried, with again some 
                                              bold rubber and toffee, notes of 
                                              hot metal (still), coffee, and again 
                                              some feint farmy notes. A little 
                                              closed, though. We’ll try 
                                              it with a few drops of water later 
                                              on. Mouth: incredibly drinkable 
                                              at 60%, again very similar but simply 
                                              hotter and rougher. Let’s 
                                              add a few drops of water… 
                                              How funny, the nose got very farmy 
                                              as well, almost as ‘peaty’ 
                                              as, let’s say Caol Ila. Also 
                                              very cheesy… The palate got 
                                              much better too, with more salted 
                                              caramel and liquorice, smoked meat, 
                                              high quality balsamic vinegar (not 
                                              the cheap, watery ones)… And 
                                              lots of coffee. The finish lasts 
                                              for hours and is very invading - 
                                              very ‘full’. A more 
                                              than perfect, full-bodied Aultmore. 
                                              88 points. |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – It's Sunday, 
                                              we go classical: mezzo soprano Olga 
                                              Borodina and her deep, 
                                              rich voice sing Mon 
                                              coeur s'ouvre à ta voix.mp3 
                                              (from Camille Saint-Saens' Samson 
                                              et Dalila, Welsh National Opera 
                                              Orchestra, Carlo Rizzi, Philips 
                                              - excerpt of Olga Borodina's CD 
                                              'Arias'). Please buy her recordings. |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - TWO OLD GLENLIVETS |  
                                           
                                            | Glenlivet 
                                              1967/2000 ‘Cellar Collection’ 
                                              (46%, OB, sample code 2GC2003)    Colour: gold. Nose: surprisingly 
                                              spirity at very first nosing, but 
                                              it’s quick to get much mellower, 
                                              extremely fruity and flowery. Lots 
                                              of vanilla but no excessive oak, 
                                              although one could describe it as 
                                              being sort of bourbonny. Lots of 
                                              nectar, honey, plum cake, herbal 
                                              tea. Big notes of fudge, praline, 
                                              white chocolate, hot cake, together 
                                              with some hints of orange and apple 
                                              juice. Not too complex, I must say, 
                                              but extremely enjoyable. Mouth: 
                                              very drying and tannic attack, oaky, 
                                              with lots of cinnamon and fruit 
                                              jam (orange marmalade, plums). Goes 
                                              on with some cocoa powder, cardboard, 
                                              getting even sort of ‘chalky’. 
                                              This one went over the hill, no 
                                              doubt. Moreover, the finish is rather 
                                              short and weak, but not short of 
                                              dryness. Too bad, the nose was great. 
                                              No comment on the quality/price 
                                              ratio. 82 points. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Glenlivet 
                                              36 yo 1968/2005 (48.6%, Duncan Taylor, 
                                              sherry cask #6195, 136 bottles)      Colour: deep amber. Nose: rather 
                                              smooth but with quite some varnish 
                                              at first nosing, extremely waxy 
                                              and resinous, which are signs of 
                                              a rather active cask, I think. Whiffs 
                                              of rubber but nothing excessive. 
                                              Goes on with some refined sherry, 
                                              lots of dried oranges, fruit cake, 
                                              honey, sultanas, rum (Barbancourt?), 
                                              dried figs and dates. Whiffs of 
                                              smoke and burnt caramel. A classical 
                                              sherry but with a little extra-freshness 
                                              that prevents it from being too 
                                              ‘sticky’. Very, very 
                                              nice and more complex and bold than 
                                              the OB, in any case. Mouth: very 
                                              creamy, nervous, rubbery and resinous 
                                              again, with a nice bitterness (there’s 
                                              good and bad bitterness, this one 
                                              is good). It gets very rummy (maybe 
                                              I’d have said it’s a 
                                              rum, had I tasted it blind), hotter 
                                              and hotter but not burning at all. 
                                              Lots of raisins, Xmas cake, roasted 
                                              pecan nuts, with maybe some feint 
                                              smoky flavours (close to rubber 
                                              in fact). Still a little rough at 
                                              such a venerable age, which is amazing. 
                                              The finish is medium long, on caramel 
                                              and cake. Very, very nice, sherry 
                                              just the way I like it. 90 
                                              points. |  
                                           
                                            |     MUSIC 
                                                – Recommended 
                                                listening - Frenchies Thierry 
                                                Bellia, Jérôme Didelot, 
                                                Alexandre Longo and Jacques Tellitocci, 
                                                aka Variety 
                                                Lab do London 
                                                in the rain.mp3. Yes, maybe 
                                                it's lounge music but we can't 
                                                always listen to pub music, can 
                                                we? Please buy Variety Lab's music. |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - TWO CRAGGANMORES AT 60.1% (but 
                                              does that make any sense?) |  
                                           
                                            | Cragganmore 
                                              10 yo 1993/2004 (60.1%, OB, Bodega 
                                              European oak casks, 15000 bottles)    Colour: gold. Nose: rather smoky 
                                              at first nosing, slightly rubbery 
                                              and ashy, with some rather dry sherry. 
                                              Notes of burnt breadcrust, roasted 
                                              nuts, barbeque. Quite some coal 
                                              as well, fireplace… Unusually 
                                              anti-sweet, I’d say, with 
                                              also some hints of cow stable coming 
                                              through after a moment. It doesn’t 
                                              lack balance at all, that is. |  |  
                                           
                                            | Mouth: 
                                              ah, it’s much sweeter now, 
                                              with quite some sherry and kind 
                                              of a tingling sugarness at first 
                                              sip. Lots of dried fruits (shall 
                                              we say ‘of course’?), 
                                              nougat, mint chocolate, over-baked 
                                              cake… Nice but quite simple, 
                                              let’s try it with some water… 
                                              While the nose gets even smokier 
                                              but also farmier, the palate stays 
                                              on the same kind of flavours, with 
                                              just a little more caramel (Werther’s 
                                              Originals) and dried oranges. The 
                                              finish is very long, that is, on 
                                              dried and crystallised oranges. 
                                              In short, a nice sherried Cragganmore, 
                                              not too complex but very compact 
                                              and satisfying. 84 points. Cragganmore 
                                              1978/1996 (60.1%, Gordon & MacPhail 
                                              ‘Cask’, cask #4959)
    Colour: pale straw. Nose: much sweeter, 
                                              vibrantly flowery and fruity (apple 
                                              juice) but again with quite some 
                                              smoky and ashy notes. More complex 
                                              on the nose, and less mono-dimensional. 
                                              Very nice notes of fresh butter, 
                                              dairy cream, candle wax… And 
                                              also old books, praline, cake… 
                                              A very nice one, highly satisfying. 
                                              Mouth: powerful but drinkable at 
                                              that strength, very fruity but, 
                                              alas, a little soapy. Lots of lavender 
                                              and violet candies, a little Cologne, 
                                              lots of marzipan and almond milk, 
                                              olive oil… Let’s see 
                                              whether water will improve it or 
                                              not… Ah yes, it gets creamier, 
                                              fruitier (boxed pineapples, pears) 
                                              but there’s still kind of 
                                              a soapiness – nothing too 
                                              disturbing, that is. The finish 
                                              is rather long, slightly smoky, 
                                              on dried oranges again. Anyway, 
                                              a nice one again – the nose 
                                              was nicer than the OB’s, but 
                                              the palate didn’t fully make 
                                              it. Let’s give it the same 
                                              rating then: 84 points. |  
                                           
                                            | CRAZY 
                                              WHISKY ADS - From 
                                              my good old friend Paul, who's just 
                                              back from Tokyo, this huge ad for 
                                              Nikka. I still 
                                              don't quite get what the link between 
                                              HenryVIII and Japan or the Nikka 
                                              company is, but afterall, Paul also 
                                              told me that some girls there serve 
                                              Japanese beer while dressed like 
                                              Bavarian gretchens. I really have 
                                              to fly to Japan one of these days... 
                                              Seems to be a lot of fun. |  |  
                                           
                                            | PETE 
                                              McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening - Do you like old European 
                                              gangster movies? You know, Alain 
                                              Delon and all that? Then you should 
                                              listen to Belgium's Jean 
                                              'Toots' Thielemans 
                                              whistling this fantastic piece called 
                                              Wives 
                                              and lovers.mp3. Feeling a little 
                                              nostalgic? Anyway, please buy Toots' 
                                              music, he's also a brilliant jazz 
                                              harmonica player (you should listen 
                                              to his works with Jaco Pastorius 
                                              or even Pat Metheny) and a very 
                                              good guitarist.(Photo Jos Knaepen) |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                                - TWO RARE BEN NEVIS Ben 
                                                Nevis 34 yo 1970/2005 'single 
                                                blend' (50.3%, Adelphi, cask #4640) 
                                                    This one is very interesting, 
                                                because thanks to Adelphi, we 
                                                have the opportunity to taste 
                                                a ‘single blend’, 
                                                made out of malt and grain distilled 
                                                at the same distillery (with different 
                                                equipments). Colour: gold. Nose: 
                                                smooth, extremely fresh and clean, 
                                                very fruity and flowery. Lots 
                                                of ripe mirabelles, quince, apricot, 
                                                oranges mixed with nectar, light 
                                                honey, flowers from the fields, 
                                                maybe lilac… |  |  
                                           
                                            | Very 
                                              nice, even if not too aromatic in 
                                              fact. Quite some sweet white wine 
                                              (like a Vouvray), with also hints 
                                              of beeswax and herbal teas. Harmless 
                                              and maybe a little feminine (sorry, 
                                              girls), but it’s much more 
                                              than just a curiosity. Wait a minute, 
                                              it gets more complex after quite 
                                              some breathing, with the grain and 
                                              some pastry coming through, roasted 
                                              nuts, praline… I like it. 
                                              Mouth: oh, that’s very different 
                                              now. The attack is on fruit eaux 
                                              de vie, grappa, grain indeed, calvados, 
                                              with maybe a little lack of body, 
                                              even if it’s very far from 
                                              being ‘thin’. Lots of 
                                              herbal teas, wax, hints of tar and 
                                              rubber, caramelized apples. Much 
                                              grainier on the palate than on the 
                                              nose. Something slightly rummy… 
                                              The finish is a little thin but 
                                              long, if you see what I mean, mostly 
                                              on candy sugar. Very interesting, 
                                              in any case. 85 points. |  
                                           
                                            |  | Ben 
                                              Nevis 35 yo 1967/2003 (52.5%, OB 
                                              for Alambic Classique, cask #2218, 
                                              165 bottles)      Colour: gold/amber. Nose: wow! This 
                                              is really something else, for it 
                                              starts on some extremely bold notes 
                                              of apple juice. Amazing how ‘pure’ 
                                              it is, and it stays on apples for 
                                              quite a long time, before some other 
                                              fruity notes start to make it through 
                                              those. That means oranges, tangerines, 
                                              a little mango, ripe bananas… 
                                              Really beautiful, especially because 
                                              there’s a little smoke to 
                                              spice all that up… And now 
                                              we have some bold notes of lovage, 
                                              Maggi, fresh parsley… Hints 
                                              of amaretto, olive oil, argan oil. 
                                              Something funnily metallic (hot 
                                              engine). Quite some dried oranges 
                                              as well, old books, propolis. It’s 
                                              incredibly complex ‘behind’ 
                                              the huge apple notes! I love this 
                                              nose. |  
                                           
                                            | Mouth: 
                                              oh yes, we probably have a winner 
                                              here. The nose was ‘apples’, 
                                              the mouth is ‘dried oranges’. 
                                              Truckloads of dried oranges, plus 
                                              tangerines, pink grapefruits… 
                                              really full-bodied, with a creamy 
                                              mouth feel. Almost like the very 
                                              best cuvees of Grand-Marnier, minus 
                                              the sugar. Then we have some huge 
                                              waxy notes, old rum, raisins (sultanas), 
                                              marzipan… A beautiful sherry, 
                                              at that. It gets then very bitter, 
                                              but beautifully so, with lots of 
                                              herbs, cardamom, bitter almonds, 
                                              maybe some olive oil… Granted, 
                                              somebody who doesn’t like 
                                              bitterness, apples or dried oranges 
                                              won’t like this Ben Nevis 
                                              too much, but otherwise, what a 
                                              thrill! Besides, the finish is very 
                                              long, as expected, on ‘bitter 
                                              wax’ (does that exist?) Anyway, 
                                              that’s a 92 points 
                                              malt in my books (and thanks, 
                                              Carsten) |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening - Sure it's a bit too 
                                              'lounge' but I still quite like 
                                              Cibo Matto's Miho 
                                              Hatori singing Blue 
                                              glasses.mp3. Lots of freshness 
                                              and, contrarily to many young pop 
                                              artists having a go at jazz or Brazilian 
                                              classics, she's rather got a voice. 
                                              Please buy Miho Hatori's music. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | CRAZY 
                                              WHISKY ADS – There's 
                                              something strange in this brand 
                                              new leaflet advertising the very 
                                              recent Bowmore 34 yo 1971, 
                                              don't you think? Indeed, can you 
                                              imagine a 'connoisseur' adding ice 
                                              cubes to such a 'beautiful and stylish' 
                                              whisky? And truckloads, at that... 
                                              Or is there something I don't get? |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - TWO FETTERCAIRNS |  
                                           
                                            | Old 
                                              Fettercairn 10 yo (43%, OB, 1980’s)    Colour: gold. Nose: a very grainy 
                                              and malty attack with quite some 
                                              hot caramel and distant whiffs or 
                                              wax polish, eucalyptus, resin… 
                                              Very nice! It develops on rum and 
                                              raisins, dried oranges, old rancio. 
                                              It makes me think of some super-ultra-premium 
                                              blends. Gets perhaps just a little 
                                              hot, not unlike some rums again, 
                                              but calms down after a few minutes, 
                                              getting rather flowery and gaining 
                                              quite some freshness. Not overly 
                                              complex but hugely enjoyable. Mouth: 
                                              quite nervous but a little thin, 
                                              alas, with lots of alcohol and rummy/raisiny 
                                              notes but not much else, except 
                                              quite some dried fruits and lots 
                                              of malt. What’s more, the 
                                              finish isn’t too long and 
                                              quite coffeeish. In short, another 
                                              old one that’s got a stunning 
                                              nose but that doesn’t deliver 
                                              on the palate. Yes, just like some 
                                              high-end blends (but don’t 
                                              blenders work using their nose alone?) 
                                              84 points, still. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Fettercairn 
                                              13 yo 1980/1993 (46%, Cadenhead) 
      Colour: amber. Nose: haha! This 
                                              one smells really old-stylish, with 
                                              a superb sherry (not the lumpish 
                                              dark oloroso style) and bunches 
                                              of waxy/resinous smells (mastic, 
                                              embrocations, furniture polish). 
                                              Lots of dried oranges, butter caramel… 
                                              Develops on nectar, honey, pollen, 
                                              together with some herbs liquors 
                                              such as Charteuse or Verveine du 
                                              Velay. This nose is tremendously 
                                              appetizing, and proves, once more, 
                                              that one can find some stunning 
                                              casks in any Scottish distillery. |  
                                           
                                            | Mouth: 
                                              oh yes, this time it’s perfect 
                                              and with a profile that’s 
                                              very similar to the nose’s. 
                                              Some big, bold waxy and resinous 
                                              notes mixed with a more than perfect 
                                              sherry, sweet but not too much, 
                                              powerful but not too much. Lots 
                                              of dried fruits, marmalade, jams, 
                                              spices (quite some clove) and a 
                                              very nice bitterness that prevents 
                                              it from getting too heavy and tiring. 
                                              The finish is very, very long, on 
                                              mastic and marzipan… Another 
                                              stunner, definitely! 92 
                                              points. And also: Fettercain 
                                              1824 30 yo (45%, Stillman’s 
                                              Dram, circa 2005)
    Sweet and a little oaky. Rather 
                                              creamy, grainy, malty, lots of oak 
                                              but not too tannic. Good but not 
                                              outstanding. 83 points. |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening - Well, if all self styled 
                                              hip hop bands were to 'play' like 
                                              UK's duo The 
                                              Herbaliser, I'd have 
                                              much more hip hop CD's on my shelves. 
                                              That' not hard because I don't own 
                                              any, but after you'll have had a 
                                              go at their great piece Something 
                                              wicked.mp3, I'm sure you'll 
                                              just do the same as me: rush out 
                                              and buy one of their CD's. |  |  
                                           
                                            | NEW 
                                              ON WHISKYFUN – The 
                                              weather forecast 
                                              for France. Just click here 
                                              (yeah, even if you're not in France 
                                              just now). |  
                                           
                                            | PETE 
                                              McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - TWO EXCELLENT BLADNOCHS |  
                                           
                                            | Bladnoch 
                                              14 yo 1990/2004 (43%, Signatory)     Colour: white wine. Nose: starts 
                                              extremely sour, yeasty, on fresh 
                                              yoghurt, sour cream, empty white 
                                              wine cask… yet, it’s 
                                              really enjoyable and nicely balanced, 
                                              quite curiously. It develops a bit 
                                              in the same direction (porridge, 
                                              muesli) before it switches to vanilla 
                                              cream, light caramel, grains, fudge. 
                                              There are some citrusy aromas as 
                                              well but much less than usually, 
                                              and also some rather bold notes 
                                              of fresh pineapple. Yes, pineapple 
                                              yoghurt! I like it. Mouth: ah, this 
                                              one doesn’t lack body at all! 
                                              A very nice blend of lemony flavours 
                                              and cake, vanilla fudge, crystallised 
                                              fruits, camomile… Hints of 
                                              liquorice and yoghurt sauce (Indian 
                                              yoghurt to drink), hay jelly, peach 
                                              pie… A very enjoyable young 
                                              Bladnoch, exactly what you’d 
                                              expect from a young Lowlander. In 
                                              that sense, it’s just perfect. 
                                              87 points (thanks 
                                              Antoine). |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Bladnoch 
                                              18 yo 1980/1998 (46%, Kingsbury, 
                                              cask #3429)      Colour: straw. Nose: ah, this is 
                                              rather less demonstrative but more 
                                              compact and more stylish, whatever 
                                              that means. Bold notes of lemon 
                                              pie with caramel, lemon fudge, crystallised 
                                              cedrat, with some very refined oaky 
                                              tones and lots of milk chocolate. 
                                              Some nicely sour notes developing 
                                              as well (cider apples). A very classy 
                                              Bladnoch! Mouth: wow, what a body 
                                              for a Lowlander. Rather creamy but 
                                              still playful, starting on all sorts 
                                              of crystallised citrus (cedrats 
                                              again, kumquats) and variations 
                                              on caramel and pastries, fudge, 
                                              marzipan liquorice candies. Gets 
                                              very nicely herbal too, with quite 
                                              some tea. A perfect balance, at 
                                              that. Pure pleasure again, but this 
                                              time it tends more towards the full-bodied 
                                              Highland malts, even if it’s 
                                              still typically Bladnoch. Perfection 
                                              made near the border! 90 
                                              points. |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening - As the picture suggests, 
                                              this band is 'ultra-cult'! It's 
                                              Chile's Senor 
                                              Coconut. The driving 
                                              force behind the band is Germany's 
                                              Uwe Schmidt, who 'bored with the 
                                              European music scene', moved to 
                                              Chile to explore the possibilities 
                                              of Latin music. Listen to the cha 
                                              cha Showroom 
                                              dummies.mp3 (an old Kraftwerk 
                                              piece) and check out the results. 
                                              Then please buy Senor Coconut's 
                                              music. |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - THREE OLD GLEN GARIOCHS |   
                                            |  |   
                                            | Glen 
                                              Garioch 10 yo (40%, OB, early 1980’s)     Colour: gold. Nose: amazingly peaty 
                                              at first nosing, with lots of tary 
                                              notes, rubber… Some bold grainy 
                                              and malty notes too. Perhaps a little 
                                              soapy. It then gets very winey, 
                                              hot wine sauce, some notes of old 
                                              wood, old papers, liquorice… 
                                              Very interesting. Whiffs of seawater. 
                                              Mouth: very cardboardy in a nice 
                                              way (if that’s possible), 
                                              with some very big notes of dried 
                                              Chinese mushrooms, dried boletus. 
                                              Very strong salted liquorice, and 
                                              lots of organics. The finish is 
                                              very long, on strong tea and candy 
                                              sugar. One of these very special 
                                              old peated Glen Gariochs! It’s 
                                              not very ‘orthodox’ 
                                              but extremely interesting and unusual. 
                                              87 points. Glen 
                                              Garioch 10 yo (43%, OB, late 1980’s)
   Colour: straw. Nose: much grainier 
                                              and fruitier, and also much simpler, 
                                              mostly on apples. Almost no peat 
                                              if any. Lots of grains and lots 
                                              of pears. Drinkable but uninteresting. 
                                              What a shift in profile! Mouth: 
                                              a little bitter and very cardboardy, 
                                              with quite some punch. Notes of 
                                              over infused tea, burnt caramel, 
                                              burnt wood. Not too enjoyable, I’m 
                                              afraid, and somewhat dirty (not 
                                              in the nice Springbank way). 72 
                                              points. Glen 
                                              Garioch NAS (70° proof, OB, 
                                              bulky,1970’s)
      Colour: light amber. Nose: wow, 
                                              this is beautiful! Lots of eucalyptus, 
                                              camphor, wax polish, lemongrass… 
                                              A superb, very subtle peat, with 
                                              some nice notes of paraffin, olive 
                                              oil, grapefruit and passion fruit. 
                                              Also resin, old books… Extremely 
                                              nice. Mouth: oh yes, very nice indeed, 
                                              and again so ‘different’. 
                                              Very punchy, starting on lots of 
                                              waxy notes, pine candies and mastic, 
                                              argan oil, Turkish delights, chestnut 
                                              honey, pine honey… A beauty, 
                                              really. 90 points. |   
                                            |  |  
                                           
                                            | PETE 
                                              McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening - Mali's diva Oumou 
                                              Sangare sings a superb 
                                              piece called Nebife.mp3 
                                              that's very creative despite the 
                                              rather heavy 'western' producing. 
                                              Please buy Oumou Sangare's music 
                                              if you like it. |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - AN OFFICIAL SPRINGBANK AND A HALF |   
                                            | Springbank 
                                              Bond n°3 (54,9%, Cadenhead, 
                                              bottled 05/04/2001)     Colour: gold. Nose: rather discreet 
                                              at first nosing but getting nicely 
                                              fragrant, with quite some wax polish, 
                                              varnish (good varnish ;-)), beeswax… 
                                              Very delicate, in fact, not too 
                                              expressive but quite refined and 
                                              elegant. Notes of nectar, flowers 
                                              from the fields, getting a little 
                                              smoky and rubbery (new rubber band). 
                                              Very nice, although there’s 
                                              also some smells of hot metal (hot 
                                              still?) Mouth: more powerful this 
                                              time, quite rubbery again, with 
                                              some burnt bread, overcooked fruit 
                                              sauce. Nice, quite balanced and 
                                              showing lots of oomph but not too 
                                              complex. The finish is very nice, 
                                              though, on all sorts of roasted 
                                              things. In short, a very good one, 
                                              very enjoyable. 87 points. 
 |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Springbank 
                                              NAS (46%, OB, House and Tree label, 
                                              Germany, mid 1990’s)      Colour: gold. Nose: much more powerful 
                                              than expected and rather spirity 
                                              at first nosing, but it’s 
                                              soon to retrieve balance, with all 
                                              sorts of cooked or dried fruits 
                                              (apples, apricot, strawberries…) 
                                              and notes of beeswax, honey and 
                                              quite some smoke. Dried coconut, 
                                              hot breadcrumb, smoked tea… 
                                              Very nice indeed even if less intensely 
                                              aromatic than expected... Wait, 
                                              no, now comes the cavalry, with 
                                              lots of wax, smoked ham, apricot 
                                              pie, balsam, dandelion, chestnut 
                                              honey… And it keeps developing 
                                              for a long time. Great nose! Mouth: 
                                              bold and subtle at the same time, 
                                              with lots of dried fruits, sea ‘stuff’, 
                                              smoke, salt, kiwis, freshly cut 
                                              green apples… Very ‘coherent’. 
                                              A perfect balance, with these typical 
                                              slightly ‘dirty’ notes 
                                              (as Luc would say) that are so enjoyable. 
                                              Gets also a little tary, with a 
                                              dash of ground nutmeg. Very nice 
                                              indeed, with a long, creamy and 
                                              very satisfying finish. A classic: 
                                              91 points. |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – It's Sunday, 
                                              we go classical - Recommended listening: 
                                              excellent Korean soprano Sumi 
                                              Jo sings a staggeringly 
                                              beautiful Ach, 
                                              ich fühl's, es ist verschwunden.mp3 
                                              (from W.A. Mozart's Die Zauberflöte, 
                                              English Chamber Orchestra, Kenneth 
                                              Montgomery, Erato). Please buy Sumi 
                                              Jo's recordings! |  |  
                                           
                                            | CONCERT 
                                              REVIEW by Nick Morgan - JOHN PRINE Shepherds Bush Empire, October 31st 
                                              2005
 |  
                                           
                                            |  |  
                                           
                                            | The 
                                              last thing I want to do is cause 
                                              offence, or be thought to be disrespectful. 
                                              But you know, it has to be said, 
                                              and it can’t be gainsaid, 
                                              John 
                                              Prine has just got 
                                              the haircut from hell. And it’s 
                                              not a new thing – take a look 
                                              at the tonsorial confections that 
                                              adorn most of his album covers, 
                                              from the eponymous John Prine of 
                                              1971, to the just released Fair 
                                              and Square, and you’ll see 
                                              what I mean. And just watch out 
                                              for 1978’s Bruised Orange, 
                                              which apart from featuring two of 
                                              tonight’s classic Prine numbers, 
                                              ‘Fish and Whistle, and ‘That’s 
                                              the way the world goes round’, 
                                              shows a Prinesque rug that would 
                                              frighten the pets far more than 
                                              a whole night’s worth of Guy 
                                              Fawke’s fireworks. And the 
                                              children naive creatures that they 
                                              are blessedly are, obviously thought 
                                              it was a seasonal thing. “Is 
                                              it the Bad Halloween Man Mommy?” 
                                              asked a little girl (eyes covered 
                                              by her mother’s trembling 
                                              hands) who sat close by us in the 
                                              Bush’s exclusive upper-deck 
                                              Executive Class 5/9s, “Tell 
                                              me Daddy’s hair will never 
                                              look like that”. |  
                                           
                                            | Well 
                                              who cares? There’s a Shepherd’s 
                                              Bush Empire full of Moms and Dads, 
                                              kids, suited after-office workers, 
                                              old men with their sandwiches, new-age 
                                              punks, west London media types, 
                                              and me and The Photographer, who’ll 
                                              tell you that this is a man who 
                                              can in all probability walk on water, 
                                              and as such the presence of the 
                                              sad remains of a seventies mullet 
                                              is nothing. This is John Prine back 
                                              with his first album of new songs 
                                              for nine years, a period during 
                                              which he’s survived major 
                                              surgery for cancer, and the subsequent 
                                              chemotherapy (“the doctor 
                                              said, ‘John, we’re worried 
                                              about damaging your throat’, 
                                              I said, ‘Doc, have you ever 
                                              heard me sing?’”) which 
                                              saw his voice drop several points 
                                              on the scale. |  |  
                                           
                                            | He’s 
                                              just won some big shot Nashville 
                                              award for Musician of the Year, 
                                              and Fair and Square may well have 
                                              Grammy written all over it. And 
                                              haircut notwithstanding, he’s 
                                              just such a nice bloke. He smiles, 
                                              grins with pleasure at his own lyrics, 
                                              seems genuinely overwhelmed by the 
                                              warmth of the reception, and just 
                                              seems to be having a wonderful time. 
                                              And he’s got a cough almost 
                                              as bad as mine and spends much of 
                                              the night swigging back Benylin 
                                              from the bottle as if it was Jack 
                                              Daniels. Even the little girl gently 
                                              removes her mother’s protective 
                                              hands from her eyes and gawps with 
                                              undisguised admiration and affection. John Prine has that sort of effect 
                                              on you. His clever little songs 
                                              sneak up on you when you’re 
                                              least expecting it – wit, 
                                              melancholy, wry observation, regret, 
                                              stoicism, anger, guilt, all played 
                                              out in little domestic vignettes 
                                              of American life.
 |  
                                           
                                            |  | Of 
                                              course he’s no friend of the 
                                              powerful. He came to fame partly 
                                              through the songs he wrote that 
                                              were inspired by Vietnam – 
                                              ‘Sam Stone’, ‘Your 
                                              flag decal’; well, what goes 
                                              around comes around, and thirty 
                                              or more years on (“I got this 
                                              song out of the attic for George 
                                              Bush and his friends, I hope they 
                                              all go to jail”) they’re 
                                              no less relevant than they were 
                                              then. If anything even more poignant. |  
                                           
                                            | And 
                                              reinforced by ‘Some humans 
                                              ain’t human’ from the 
                                              new disc. Which features a lot during 
                                              the evening, so we get ‘Crazy 
                                              as a loon’, ‘Long Monday’, 
                                              ‘Taking a walk’ ‘Bear 
                                              Creek’ and ‘She is my 
                                              everything’ (“This is 
                                              a song about my wife. It’s 
                                              a nice song. It’s good to 
                                              have a nice song about your wife, 
                                              ‘Cos you can just go ‘round 
                                              the house humming it when things 
                                              ain’t too good”). All 
                                              sung as well as can be expected 
                                              from a man on a Benylin binge, with 
                                              support vocals from Mindy Smith 
                                              (she was dressed for Halloween too) 
                                              and backed by his superb band of 
                                              several years: David Jacques on 
                                              string and electric bass, and the 
                                              outstanding Jason Wilber on mandolin, 
                                              lead and slide guitar. |  
                                           
                                            | And 
                                              of course the new material was spiced 
                                              up with the best of Prine’s 
                                              back catalogue, not easy to choose 
                                              from such a vast collection of impressive 
                                              work. But we got ‘Souvenirs’, 
                                              ‘Fish and Whistle’, 
                                              the gorgeous yet resentful ‘Angel 
                                              from Montgomery’, ‘Dear 
                                              Abbey’, ‘Donald and 
                                              Lydia’, ‘Sam Stone, 
                                              ‘Ain’t hurting nobody’, 
                                              ‘Hello in there’. ‘Lake 
                                              Marie’, and to finish ‘Paradise’. 
                                              It’s remarkable that any writer 
                                              can have such a strong body of work 
                                              to call from, and to be frank even 
                                              more of a surprise that after a 
                                              considerable gap he can come back 
                                              with vibrant new material that equals 
                                              the old. |  |  
                                           
                                            | But then I suppose, as his haircut 
                                              signals, Prine is no ordinary person. 
                                              Like some other artistes we’ve 
                                              reviewed on Whiskyfun he gets the 
                                              ‘national treasure’ 
                                              treatment from the juvenile critics 
                                              who don’t quite get it. But 
                                              for once they’re almost right 
                                              – but please don’t put 
                                              John in a Museum, put his haircuts 
                                              there instead, and charge all the 
                                              people a dollar and a half just 
                                              to see ‘em. - Nick morgan 
                                              (concert photos by Kate) |  
                                           
                                            |  | Thank 
                                              you so much, Nick. Here's John Prine's 
                                              excellent new album, 'Fair & 
                                              Square'. Something strikes me: the 
                                              road. I mean, did they shoot this 
                                              picture on Islay? Doesn't the road 
                                              look like the 'old' one between 
                                              Bridgend and Port Ellen? You know, 
                                              the one that literally floats on 
                                              peat? Anyway, we have two nice songs 
                                              by John Prine today: Your 
                                              flag decal won't get you into heaven 
                                              anymore.mp3 and a another nice 
                                              one with Dar Williams: The 
                                              Ocean.mp3. The ocean? Islay 
                                              again? (nope, I'm no obsessive mono-maniac...) |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                                - TWO INDIE SPEYBURNS Speyburn 
                                                1971/1992 (40%, Gordon & MacPhail 
                                                CC old map label)
   Colour: gold/amber. Nose: punchier 
                                                than expected, starting on some 
                                                bold notes of dried oranges, caramel 
                                                crème and fine oak. Typical 
                                                of this series (as far as Speysiders 
                                                are considered) but with more 
                                                oomph. Notes of bananas flambéed, 
                                                nectar, sugared herbal tea and 
                                                vanilla. Distant whiffs of smoke. 
                                                Very classical and nicely made, 
                                                with an enjoyable freshness. Mouth: 
                                                sweet and peppery, with a punchy 
                                                attack again, on burnt caramel, 
                                                rum and raisins but sort of falling 
                                                apart after a few seconds, leaving 
                                                just a rather burning taste on 
                                                the palate (burnt cake and alcohol). 
                                                Quite meteoric, this one! The 
                                                finish is almost non-existent, 
                                                with just a little bitterness. 
                                                Nice nose, rather weak palate, 
                                                it’s a well-known song. 
                                                Too bad. 78 points. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Speyburn 
                                              10 yo 1990/2000 (50%, Douglas Laing 
                                              Old Malt Cask, 450 bottles)    Colour: straw. Nose: very typical 
                                              again, but from the yeasty, grainy, 
                                              fruity style that comes from young 
                                              refill casks. Lots of porridge and 
                                              muesli, mashed potatoes with lots 
                                              of butter (but not of the exquisite 
                                              but heavy half-half kind), with 
                                              also lots of pineapple syrup, white 
                                              peaches, milk cream. Very fresh 
                                              and clean. Whiffs of cider and lager. 
                                              Mouth: powerful attack, on lots 
                                              of fruit liqueurs such as apricot 
                                              liqueur, curacao, pineapple liqueur. 
                                              Extremely sweet and sort of chemically 
                                              fruity. Tang? Fanta? It’s 
                                              also very malty, with some notes 
                                              of burnt caramel and infused tealeaves. 
                                              Some spices as well, clove, ginger 
                                              and pepper, the whole getting quite 
                                              bitter and a little burning. Let’s 
                                              try it with water now: the nose 
                                              got more herbal and almost farmy, 
                                              while the palate got creamier, with 
                                              much more cooked apples notes and 
                                              a little praline. Nice! The finish 
                                              is rather long, on caramel and pepper. 
                                              83 points. |  
                                           
                                            | MUSIC 
                                              – Recommended 
                                              listening: ex Veruca Salt member 
                                              Nina 
                                              Gordon sings Straight 
                                              outta Compton.mp3 from her first 
                                              album Bring the Rock. Lots of other 
                                              nice free songs on her website, 
                                              but please buy Nina Gordon's music. |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - THREE YOUNG INDIE MORTLACHS |  
                                           
                                            |  | Mortlach 
                                              10 yo 1995/2005 (46%, Murray McDavid, 
                                              Port ‘affined’) 
   Colour: straw with pink/orange hues. 
                                              Nose: extremely fragrant, starting 
                                              on incense, gewürztraminer, 
                                              old roses, boxed lychees and developing 
                                              on strawberry jam, redcurrant jelly 
                                              and maple syrup. A fruit bomb indeed 
                                              and a different product, in a certain 
                                              way, for it doesn’t smell 
                                              exactly like a single malt whisky 
                                              anymore. There must have been quite 
                                              some wine remaining in the cask! |  
                                           
                                            | Some 
                                              slightly yeasty/mashy notes do emerge 
                                              after a while though, and also some 
                                              whiffs of smoke, wet dog and vase 
                                              water (after a good ten minutes). 
                                              Nicely made but not my cup of tea. 
                                              Mouth: extremely sweet but not vinous, 
                                              quite enjoyable in fact. Lots of 
                                              pepper and even chilli, which is 
                                              quite strange considering the general 
                                              profile. Develops on ultra-ripe 
                                              bananas, cooked fruits (all sorts). 
                                              Really full-bodied! Lots of Port 
                                              after a moment, cooked wine, strawberry 
                                              candies... The finish is very long 
                                              but a little burning and bitter, 
                                              yet quite sweet and fruity. Not 
                                              bad at all but a bit strange… 
                                              79 points. |  
                                           
                                            | Mortlach 
                                              10 yo 1994/2004 (46%, Eilan Gillan)     Colour: white wine. Nose: much more 
                                              ‘natural’ this time, 
                                              with again some notes of old roses 
                                              but also lots of various fresh fruits: 
                                              mangoes, guavas, Williams pears 
                                              and pineapples with a dash of white 
                                              pepper. Hints of vanilla crème, 
                                              vanillin, freshly baked cake, and 
                                              also whiffs of ginger ale and lilly 
                                              of the valley. Not an highly distinctive 
                                              stunner but a flawless, young, fruity 
                                              Speysider. Nice! Mouth: very nicely 
                                              malty and fruity at the same time, 
                                              with some cooked peaches and apricots, 
                                              fresh raspberries and kiwis… 
                                              Notes of vanilla fudge, sabayone, 
                                              rose jelly, cappuccino, getting 
                                              just a little cardboardy and quite 
                                              peppery. Definitely a nice unsherried 
                                              Mortlach! 86 points. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | Mortlach 
                                              6 yo 1997/2004 (61.6%, Scotch Malt 
                                              Whisky Society 76.42)     Colour: white wine. Nose: powerful 
                                              but not too hot at that high strength. 
                                              Extremely clean and sharp, in fact, 
                                              with lots of fresh vanilla beans 
                                              and coffee . Some rather bold notes 
                                              of smoked ham, cold ashes, matchsticks… 
                                              It gets then quite stony and citrusy, 
                                              starting to smell like ferociously 
                                              dry Champagne (extra-brut), aspirin, 
                                              paper dust… Rather austere, 
                                              in fact, but not immature, contrarily 
                                              to what I had expected. |  
                                           
                                            | Mouth: 
                                              punchy but not aggressive at its 
                                              full strength. Lots of coffee and 
                                              lots of fruits, with some bold citrusy 
                                              notes playing with your mouth. Some 
                                              Turkish delights, lychee syrup, 
                                              almond milk and marzipan… 
                                              Okay, time to add a few drops of 
                                              water: it gets even fruitier and 
                                              sort of creamier, with some added 
                                              vanilla, nougat… The finish 
                                              is long, mostly on vanilla and pepper. 
                                              Okay, this one as matured at full 
                                              speed, it appears – it must 
                                              have been a hell of a cask! 86 
                                              points. |  
                                           
                                            | CONCERT 
                                              REVIEW by Nick Morgan - MICHAEL 
                                              MARRA Ye 
                                              Olde Rose and Crowne, Walthamstow, 
                                              October 30th 2005
 |  
                                           
                                            |  | Who 
                                              in their right mind would want to 
                                              go to Walthamstow on a Sunday night, 
                                              particularly if they feel as rough 
                                              as I do? It’s a drive from 
                                              one end of London to the other, 
                                              with all the second-home owners 
                                              making their way back to the City 
                                              after a weekend in the country, 
                                              via the King’s Cross Euro-terminal 
                                              bottle-neck and through Clapton’s 
                                              famous ‘shooting alley’. 
                                              And what is there in Walthamstow? |  
                                           
                                            | Well, 
                                              pioneer socialist, typographer and 
                                              wallpaper designer William Morris 
                                              (you know, the one they named the 
                                              car after) lived there, and his 
                                              home is now a fine museum. The town 
                                              hall is a testimony to all those 
                                              design principles cherished dearly 
                                              by Mussolini. And there’s 
                                              a dog track, which Serge, is a track 
                                              where they race dogs, and you bet 
                                              lots of pounds to see which dog 
                                              can chase a bunch of rags (known 
                                              as a rabbit) fastest. But none of 
                                              that matters, because we’re 
                                              going on a pilgrimage, to Walthamstow’s 
                                              worlde famous Ye Olde Rose and Crowne 
                                              pub. Not that I go into pubyes too often, 
                                              and at seven o’clock on a 
                                              dark autumn night this one comes 
                                              as a bit of a shock.
 |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | We’re 
                                              sitting in the medieval section, 
                                              all reproduction shields and swords 
                                              on the wall, suits of armour, faux 
                                              paintings of flat fat faced monarchs 
                                              and their cod pieces, and seven 
                                              TV sets, plus a huge video screen, 
                                              all showing football matches that 
                                              none of the dozen or so solitary 
                                              drinkers in the place wants to watch. 
                                              On the other side of the bar is 
                                              the heritage section, which boasts 
                                              a pool table, and seems to house 
                                              much of the kit that Scott must 
                                              have taken with him on The Discovery, 
                                              or that Shackleton must have loaded 
                                              onto the Endurance for his ill-fated 
                                              Trans-Antarctic Expedition. You 
                                              know, sledges, tennis racquets for 
                                              walking in the snow on, old suitcases, 
                                              fishing rods (very useful in the 
                                              Antarctic I’m sure). |  
                                           
                                            | Funny 
                                              how so much of this junk seems to 
                                              have found its way back to British 
                                              pubs. Fortunately for us there’s 
                                              also a charming young Thai guy renting 
                                              space in the kitchen (as there also 
                                              seems to be in so many London pubs 
                                              these days) and cooking decent cheap 
                                              food, so at least we manage to get 
                                              some dinner. Then, after a brief 
                                              visit to the alarmingly industrial-sized 
                                              urinals (fit only for the disposal 
                                              of vast quantities of spent ale) 
                                              it’s through the side door, 
                                              and up the stairs, to the The Folk 
                                              Club. |  
                                           
                                            | I’d 
                                              forgotten about folk clubs. Do you 
                                              have them in France Serge? The last 
                                              time I was in one must have been 
                                              fourteen years ago or so in Edinburgh 
                                              (strangely, to see Michael 
                                              Marra), and before 
                                              that, well modesty prevents me from 
                                              going into detail. But let’s 
                                              just say, they ain’t changed. 
                                              De-rigueur, as you say, is: shabby 
                                              ‘function’ room above 
                                              or behind pub bar; filthy carpet; 
                                              lonely ‘Happy 40th Birthday” 
                                              balloon trapped for eternity on 
                                              the ceiling; ripped curtains hanging 
                                              from falling curtain rails; a variety 
                                              of broken wedding reception chairs; 
                                              a few tables; improvised stage and 
                                              sound system with more safety hazards 
                                              than the Titanic. Oh yes – 
                                              and the people, trapped, like the 
                                              balloon, in a time warp. They could 
                                              have come from Cyril Tawney’s 
                                              folk club in Lancaster in the 1970s, 
                                              waistcoats, beards, sandals and 
                                              all. |  |  
                                           
                                            | Having 
                                              said that, if it weren’t for 
                                              these die-hard finger-in-their-ear 
                                              folkies, then a great many quality 
                                              musicians would struggle to find 
                                              anywhere to play. At least that’s 
                                              the thought I tried to console myself 
                                              with as I downed a fistful of aspirin, 
                                              grimaced at the mindlessly smiling 
                                              faces (about twenty of them at most) 
                                              of welcome (“Gosh Nigel, he’s 
                                              new, do you think he’s going 
                                              to sing us a song?”), took 
                                              a swig of water and aggressively 
                                              sat at the back of the room, notebook 
                                              and pen in hand. Oh yes, and while 
                                              we were here to see MM, I should 
                                              give an honourable mention to support 
                                              act Adrian May, a large bearded 
                                              lugubrious type in baggy corduroys, 
                                              who had some nice self-penned tunes 
                                              and made us all laugh with his ukulele 
                                              interpretation of ‘Heaven 
                                              knows I’m miserable now’. 
                                              Michael Marra cut a different dash 
                                              entirely. |  
                                           
                                            |  | Small, wiry, strong eyes, fierce 
                                              stare – if you met him in 
                                              a bar in his native Dundee you’d 
                                              probably carefully move across to 
                                              the other side and quietly keep 
                                              yourself to yourself. He’s 
                                              a Scottish rock veteran, suffers 
                                              from being too often described as 
                                              a ‘national treasure’ 
                                              (just how patronising is that), 
                                              but is, cutting to the quick, probably 
                                              one of the best living songwriters 
                                              in the country. His songs are closely 
                                              observed pieces, many based on an 
                                              intriguing mixture of the past and 
                                              the present, and mostly all firmly 
                                              rooted in Scotland, and of course 
                                              in particular the bonnie town of 
                                              Dundee. I should probably add that 
                                              I’ve always suspected that 
                                              Marra is a bit of a fucked-up Roman 
                                              Catholic, as religion pumps through 
                                              the veins of many of his creations. 
                                              Lest you’re getting worried 
                                              I should assure you that for all 
                                              this there is nothing parochial 
                                              about his work (how could there 
                                              be with song titles like ‘Frida 
                                              Kahlo’s visit to the Taybridge 
                                              bar’). |  
                                           
                                            | I 
                                              remember when I worked with Scottish 
                                              historians that we would always 
                                              claim (mostly when trying to figure 
                                              out why we didn’t work in 
                                              Oxford, or Chicago or somewhere 
                                              like that) that Scotland was a great 
                                              laboratory for global historical 
                                              studies, where you could test hypotheses 
                                              and methodologies. Well so it is 
                                              for Marra and song writing. Not 
                                              only can he bring New Orleans to 
                                              the most unlikely places (‘Dr 
                                              John’s visit to Blairgowrie’), 
                                              but in the turn of a phrase he can 
                                              transform the most closely focussed 
                                              piece into something gloriously 
                                              universal (“Hamish stokes 
                                              young men’s dreams into a 
                                              burning flame” from Hamish, 
                                              a tribute to Dundee United’s 
                                              great goalie of their 80’s 
                                              European campaigns). Oh yes – 
                                              and did I mention that Marra has 
                                              a voice like sandpaper rubbing on 
                                              gravel? |  
                                           
                                            | Well 
                                              you can’t hide in a room with 
                                              a few dozen people in it, and in 
                                              fact, with his guitar leaning on 
                                              a chair and his keyboard propped 
                                              up on an old ironing board, it’s 
                                              a bit like having him play in your 
                                              living room. And talk – he’s 
                                              not spare of a few humorous words 
                                              to explain where his songs come 
                                              from (though we rarely get the whole 
                                              story, so there’s a bit of 
                                              a joke going on here too), or to 
                                              share his views on matters topical, 
                                              such as Scottish History. |  |  
                                           
                                            | Some 
                                              of you may not know that for many 
                                              years Scottish History wasn’t 
                                              taught in schools in Scotland, so 
                                              as Marra explained his history came 
                                              from the likes of pot-boiling author 
                                              John Prebble (arrgh – not 
                                              really the best starting point). 
                                              But it hasn’t done him any 
                                              harm, as a searing and often cynical 
                                              sense of history runs through many 
                                              of his songs like ‘Mincing 
                                              wi’ Chairlhi’, or the 
                                              gentle ‘General Grant’s 
                                              visit to Dundee’, He’s 
                                              also not bad at nationalism either 
                                              – tackling the subject head 
                                              on in a tune written for Martin 
                                              Carthy, ‘If I was an Englishman’ 
                                              and in his finale, and nomination 
                                              for Scotland’s National Anthem, 
                                              ‘Hermless’, a parody 
                                              of Scottish meekness in the face 
                                              of authority which caused some controversy 
                                              when it was released (letters in 
                                              the Scotsman as I recall) due to 
                                              its references to then Liberal Democrats’ 
                                              (or whatever they were called at 
                                              the time) leader Robert Maclennan. 
                                              Actually – let’s just 
                                              cut the crap – the songs, 
                                              ‘Bob Dylan’s visit to 
                                              Edinburgh’, ‘The Guernsey 
                                              kitchen porter’, ‘Beefheart 
                                              and bones’, ‘She said, 
                                              he said’, ‘Neil Gow’s 
                                              apprentice’, ‘Like a 
                                              rolling stone’, ‘Reynard 
                                              in paradise’ and ‘The 
                                              lonesome death of Francis Clarke’ 
                                              are simply wonderful. Full stop. |  
                                           
                                            |  | So, 
                                              for all you Whiskyfun Scotophiles 
                                              out there, here’s the Michael 
                                              Marra challenge. Think you know 
                                              about Scotland from those rubbish 
                                              whisky books you’ve read? 
                                              Think you understand this most complex 
                                              of little countries? Well how many 
                                              Michael Marra albums have you got? 
                                              None? Then just bloody think again! 
                                              Go out and get some, and if you 
                                              can’t buy them all then join 
                                              Michael in cyberspace and do that 
                                              downloading thing instead. It’s 
                                              well worth the price of a bottle 
                                              or two of your favourite, and it’ll 
                                              last a lot longer too! - Nick 
                                              Morgan (concert photos by Kate) |  
                                           
                                            | Many 
                                              thanks for several things, Nick. 
                                              First, for the historical and almost 
                                              archaeological parts of this review 
                                              – both English and Scottish. 
                                              By the way, a friend of mine, who’s 
                                              working at Edinburgh University, 
                                              told me it’s hard to find 
                                              any ‘old stuff’ in good 
                                              shape in Scotland’s ground, 
                                              as it’s often dissolved by… 
                                              peat. Well, by the very acidic soil, 
                                              in any case. Second, thanks for 
                                              the good laugh I had with my Mac, 
                                              ‘who’ wanted to correct 
                                              the word ‘Scotophile’ 
                                              obstinately. No comment. And finally, 
                                              thanks for Michael Marra. His most 
                                              recent album ‘Posted Sober’ 
                                              (isn’t that an oxymoron considering 
                                              a Scot? – hmm, okay, clichés…) 
                                              is truly fantastic indeed. We do 
                                              have a little Marra music: a clip 
                                              of All 
                                              will be well.mp3 I already posted 
                                              last year in July and Hermless.mp3, 
                                              that famous nomination for Scotland's 
                                              national anthem. |   
                                            |  |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                                - TWO SUPERB YOUNG INDIE BOWMORES 
                                                 Bowmore 
                                                1995/2005 (57.2%, Whisky-Doris, 
                                                bourbon cask)
      Colour: white wine. Nose: wow, 
                                                it’s very similar to the 
                                                magnificent recent Berry Bros 
                                                1993 cask #500061 everybody’s 
                                                raving about, even if it’s 
                                                a tad simpler. A great mix of 
                                                peat, farmy smells and vanilla 
                                                at first nosing, with quite some 
                                                tar and rubber. Develops on the 
                                                awaited notes of tropical fruits 
                                                (pineapples, pink grapefruits, 
                                                passion fruits, oranges) even 
                                                if they aren’t as bold as 
                                                in the older Bowmores from the 
                                                sixties (let’s not dream). 
                                                Lots of sea air of course, wet 
                                                seaweed, fresh oysters, iodine… 
                                                Ashes, fireplace. A great surprise! |  |  
                                           
                                            | Mouth: 
                                              very powerful but easily drinkable 
                                              at its natural strength, for it’s 
                                              so full of flavours. Crystallized 
                                              fruits, fresh apples, pears and 
                                              pineapples and lots of very clean 
                                              peat smoke. Some icing sugar to 
                                              keep it playful, not too ripe kiwi, 
                                              strawberries… A little liquorice, 
                                              quite some pepper and a more than 
                                              perfect bitterness… Okay, 
                                              the palate is a little simpler than 
                                              the nose but it’s still very 
                                              nice, while the finish is long and 
                                              perfectly balanced, on fruits and 
                                              peat. Really excellent! Shall we 
                                              run with the pack and shout “Bowmore 
                                              is back”? … Maybe soon! 
                                              90 points. |  
                                           
                                            |  | Bowmore 
                                              11 yo 1992/2004 (61.2%, Scotch Malt 
                                              Whisky Society 3.92, 624 bottles)      Colour: gold. Nose: much rubberier 
                                              at first nosing, but also very smoky, 
                                              with some bold notes of bonfire, 
                                              torrefaction, roasted nuts, meat 
                                              on the barbeque, toasted bread. 
                                              Goes on with lots of fruit jams 
                                              and bitter orange before it gets 
                                              both a little farmy and maritime. 
                                              Wet hay, sea air and all that jazz. 
                                              No medicinal smells, that is. Most 
                                              enjoyable, very clean – yet 
                                              less clean than the Whisky-Doris 
                                              version. Mouth: punchy, powerful, 
                                              and quite similar to the Whisky-Doris 
                                              this time, even if there’s 
                                              some sherry in there, obviously. 
                                              Lots of coffee, peat smoke, dried 
                                              fruits, pepper, strong honey (chestnut, 
                                              heather). Very nicely sweet and 
                                              very compact, with a little salt. 
                                              Dried herbs, highly reduced meat 
                                              sauce… Just perfect again, 
                                              with a long, very satisfying finish 
                                              on peppered cooked fruits. |  
                                           
                                            | Many 
                                              Bowmores from the 1990’s I 
                                              could taste were much better than 
                                              the numerous poor ones they produced 
                                              in the 1980’s, no doubt about 
                                              that. I think we can say it’s 
                                              a fact, and I hope we’ll be 
                                              able to double-check that with the 
                                              new OB’s to come. Let’s 
                                              just hope they won’t vat them 
                                              with some old stock, and not add 
                                              too much caramel. Anyway, 90 
                                              points for this baby as 
                                              well. |  
                                           
                                            |  | SHOPPING 
                                              -  Seen on eBay: peat 'incense'! 
                                              It's called Peat Reek, 
                                              and it's 'peat from Strath Brora, 
                                              formed into cones, that bring the 
                                              aroma of the Highland croft to your 
                                              home, no matter where in the world 
                                              that might be.' And they add: 
                                              'If a country has a soul, and 
                                              a soul has an aroma, Peat Reek is 
                                              the aroma of Scotland, in particular 
                                              the Highlands and Islands.' 
                                              Isn't that clever? The price is 
                                              £9.00 for 30 cones, plus £2.30 
                                              postage worldwide. Just type 'Peat 
                                              Reek' on eBay. |  
                                           
                                            | TASTING 
                                              - TWO GLENURY ROYALS |  
                                           
                                            |  | Glenury 
                                              Royal 36 yo 1968/2005 (51.2%, OB, 
                                              2100 bottles) 
      Colour: pale gold. Nose: very fresh, 
                                              extremely fresh, astonishingly fresh. 
                                              Lots of flowers from the fields, 
                                              lavender honey, apricot syrup at 
                                              first nosing, before it switches 
                                              to bunches of fruity notes (primarily 
                                              fresh pineapples, guavas, very ripe 
                                              mangos). It keeps developing on 
                                              old roses, gewürztraminer, 
                                              lychee syrup, musk perfume… 
                                              Both dried and fresh oranges. |  
                                           
                                            | Goes 
                                              on with some distant farmy notes 
                                              (can you here the dogs barking?), 
                                              wet hay, bonfire. Also something 
                                              mineral, chalky, burnt matchsticks. 
                                              Not bold at all but very complex, 
                                              with a very long development, and 
                                              no signs of over-ageing whatsoever. 
                                              Ah, yes, now I get a few waxy notes… 
                                              Very delicate indeed. Mouth: lots 
                                              of vitality! Sweet, creamy but nervous, 
                                              bold but not invading, on lots of 
                                              fruit jams with a very nice feeling 
                                              of ‘acidity’ that keeps 
                                              it perfectly balanced. Almost no 
                                              traces of wood, right in Diageo’s 
                                              current style. It gets very gingery, 
                                              though, in a very nice way. Develops 
                                              on apricot pie, cooked apples with 
                                              caramel, herbal tea, quince jelly. 
                                              Hints of tangerine liqueur, Mandarine 
                                              Impériale, dried kumquats, 
                                              roasted nuts (all kinds). A little 
                                              nutmeg, cinnamon… Lots of 
                                              oomph but always balanced. The finish 
                                              is long, on fruit liqueurs and even 
                                              a little rummy. Very, very good 
                                              and amazingly young. Sure it’s 
                                              not infanticide (yes, that’s 
                                              an expression some use in the wine 
                                              world) but maybe they should have 
                                              waited another thirty or forty years 
                                              to bottle it? 92 points. |  
                                           
                                            | Glenury 
                                              Royal 14 yo 1979 (62%, James MacArthur, 
                                              circa 1994)  Colour: white wine. Nose: okay, 
                                              I know it’s not very fair 
                                              to taste this one ‘against’ 
                                              a 36yo, but it was the only other 
                                              sample of Glenury I had. Anyway, 
                                              it’s very herbal, vegetal 
                                              at first nosing, with even some 
                                              ginger ale, aspirin, freshly cut 
                                              grass, cabbage. Even turnips (for 
                                              Baldrick?). Hard to enjoy this one, 
                                              I must say. Extremely austere and 
                                              lacking sweetness and roundness 
                                              – to say the least. But quite 
                                              curiously, it’s not overpowering 
                                              at 62% - or is it me? Mouth: ouch, 
                                              that’s new make! Quick, some 
                                              water! Right, with water, the nose 
                                              gets even more herbal and also much 
                                              yeastier, whilst the mouth gets 
                                              extremely sweet, with nothing but 
                                              notes of very sweet cider, cooked 
                                              apples, vanilla liqueur (do you 
                                              know that vile stuff?) Extremely 
                                              simple, with no sign of maturing. 
                                              The finish is long but extremely 
                                              spirity, even when reduced to 40% 
                                              or so. No disgusting tastes in there, 
                                              though, hence my 68 points. |  Baldrick
 aka Tony Robinson
 (in Black Adder)
 |  
                                           
                                            |  | MUSIC 
                                              – Highly recommended 
                                              listening - King of ukulele Brook 
                                              Adams doing Jimi's 
                                              Purple 
                                              haze.mp3. Yes, on the ukulele, 
                                              and I think he's totally brilliant. 
                                              And there's also this, 
                                              and this... 
                                              In short, you'd better buy Brook 
                                              Adams' music or go to his shows 
                                              asap! And I now declare that Brook 
                                              Adams is whiskyfun's artist of the 
                                              month - no sir, no second degree. |  
                                           
                                            | A 
                                                CD REVIEW - Well, not really! 
                                                Thanks to a very 
                                                funny website that 'hates everything', 
                                                you just have to enter the name 
                                                of an album, band, singer or song 
                                                and it will pull information about 
                                                it from Amazon and generate a 
                                                very mean review. I tried it by 
                                                typing 'Britney Spears' and here's 
                                                what 'it' wrote..."Britney Spears' 
                                                Britney, an object lesson in filth...
 Like an exploding zit gently squirting 
                                                sebum into your brain, the opening 
                                                track, I'm A Slave 4 U is a perversion 
                                                that may actually appeal to a 
                                                small group of sick fucks hiding 
                                                in a basement somewhere in Illinois. 
                                                Lonely is about as hip as my mother's 
                                                attempts at the Lambada. It's 
                                                a vision of hell that not many 
                                                people live to see, I promise 
                                                you. Like a cheap keyboard being 
                                                played by a God-fearing christian 
                                                fund raiser outside Tesco's, the 
                                                version of I Love Rock 'n' Roll 
                                                Featured In "Crossroads" 
                                                should not be played to the vulnerable. 
                                                Or those with ears. Too much track 
                                                twelve, What It's Like To Be Me 
                                                is bad for your health. I recommend 
                                                taking up injecting heroin into 
                                                your eyeballs instead. It tickles 
                                                a bit, but the rush is awesome. 
                                                In fact, there's no excuse for 
                                                people buying this and taking 
                                                it into their homes to torture 
                                                their innocent children." 
                                                If you still like this crap, go 
                                                buy it on amazon or something."
 Try 
                                                it at 'Our 
                                                music correspondent writes'
 |  
                                           
                                            | CONCERT 
                                                REVIEW by Nick 
                                                Morgan
  
                                                I AM KLOOT 
                                                - The Astoria, London, 
                                                October 29th, 2005 For 
                                                those who may have begun to despair 
                                                that anything good might ever 
                                                again come out of Manchester in 
                                                the wake of that Frankenstein’s 
                                                monster Oasis, the Happy Mondays, 
                                                Rio Ferdinand etc., I 
                                                am Kloot should act 
                                                as an optimistic signpost to the 
                                                future.  |  |  
                                           
                                            | Formed 
                                              in 1999, and with three albums to 
                                              their name (Natural History, I am 
                                              Kloot, and this year’s Gods 
                                              and Monsters – “a coruscating 
                                              collection of calamitous and courageous 
                                              songs”, as one hyper-alliterative 
                                              reviewer described it) I am Kloot 
                                              are front man, guitarist, vocalist 
                                              and songwriter, the diminutive Johnny 
                                              Bramwell (“If I stand on this 
                                              box can you see me?”), Pete 
                                              Jobson on bass and Andy Hargreaves 
                                              on drums. It’s 8.30, unusually 
                                              early at the Astoria, and they’re 
                                              about to charge through twenty songs 
                                              or so in around an hour and a half. 
                                              It’s Saturday night, so between 
                                              the band finishing, us being chucked 
                                              out and 11.00pm, the Pickle Factory 
                                              has to transform itself into the 
                                              G-A-Y nitespot. Hence the rush. |  
                                           
                                            |  |  | Bramwell 
                                              has something of a reputation as 
                                              a comedian but there’s no 
                                              nonsense about this set. It’s 
                                              smart and snappy – with only 
                                              a few asides (“this song’s 
                                              about illicit drinking”, “this 
                                              song’s about illicit drinking 
                                              and sex”, “this song’s 
                                              about illicit vampirism and stuff”), 
                                              good humoured, exceptionally well 
                                              rehearsed (the band don’t 
                                              seem to communicate a great deal 
                                              on stage at all, ‘though their 
                                              embraces when they eventually leave 
                                              indicate how close they are) and 
                                              played at about 75% of the Astoria’s 
                                              normal sound level. |  
                                           
                                            | So 
                                              we can hear everything (even the 
                                              over-informed conversations around 
                                              us – mostly between blokes 
                                              – “Johnny’s tuned 
                                              his guitar down to open A minor 
                                              for this” or “I’m 
                                              sure he was using a Gibson acoustic 
                                              on ‘Twist’ in Glasgow”), 
                                              and in particular Bramwell’s 
                                              gravely Mancunian vocals. Which is just as well. Because for 
                                              all of their nicely constructed 
                                              jazzy, folksy rocky style of accompaniment 
                                              (you could be forgiven for thinking 
                                              that the main musical inspiration 
                                              for the band is a sort of Brecht’s 
                                              Beggar’s Opera meets the Beatles) 
                                              this is a band that starts and finishes 
                                              with its lyrics. That’s not 
                                              the say that the playing isn’t 
                                              good – Jobson’s unobtrusive 
                                              bass is outstanding, Hargreaves 
                                              works his way through I don’t 
                                              know how many sets of drum sticks, 
                                              brushes and timpani sticks as he 
                                              weaves his subtle percussive patterns, 
                                              Bramwell knows his way round both 
                                              an acoustic and electric guitars, 
                                              and they supplement this with occasional 
                                              support on key boards, pedal steel 
                                              guitar and guitar (a beautiful sustain 
                                              accompaniment to ‘Because’). 
                                              But I can’t really remember 
                                              anything that sounded too much like 
                                              a solo all night.
 The songs are short and well constructed. 
                                              Bramwell is a dab-hand at the opening 
                                              line that just reels you in – 
                                              “I believe in the hallelujah 
                                              chorus of the shopping mall” 
                                              (‘I believe’), “Twisted 
                                              on destiny, fate and three wishes 
                                              we fuck and we fight, someone else 
                                              does the dishes” (‘Twist’), 
                                              “Unscrew your face from your 
                                              laptop screen” (‘Morning 
                                              rain’), and manages to inject 
                                              all of his songs with a modish mixture 
                                              of tender melancholy, mystery and 
                                              the macabre (blimey, that alliterative 
                                              thing must be getting to me too) 
                                              – with musical arrangements 
                                              to suit. Possibly the best example 
                                              would be ‘Ordinary girl’ 
                                              or ‘Gods and Monsters’ 
                                              with it’s marvellously Steve 
                                              Nievesque organ riffs. But we get 
                                              a full tour of his writing skills 
                                              in this frenetic set – from 
                                              the Oasis like ‘Storm warning’, 
                                              the twisted ‘Twist’, 
                                              ‘Cuckoo’ (“sooty 
                                              urban darkness” says the Guardian),‘Over 
                                              my shoulder’, new single ‘Maybe 
                                              I should’ to ‘No fear 
                                              of falling’, and ‘To 
                                              you’ both performed solo, 
                                              and superbly well by Bramwell.
 |  
                                           
                                            | It really did turn out to be a jolly 
                                              entertaining evening, with an audience 
                                              of mixed ages, thankfully free of 
                                              too many Saturday night stoners, 
                                              who reacted in kind to the relatively 
                                              low-key and intimate nature of the 
                                              set. Of course something had to 
                                              take us by surprise. As the band 
                                              dived into a rushed encore/final 
                                              song ‘Life in a day’, 
                                              with the sort of underlying drum 
                                              rhythm that a 1930s musical would 
                                              use to signpost ‘Jungle themed 
                                              dance’, so the stage was filled 
                                              by the Troupe, who danced round 
                                              the unmoving band in a pastiche 
                                              of a Busby Berkeley sequence. Dancing 
                                              Girls at the Astoria two gigs running! 
                                              And a suitably incongruous end to 
                                              quite a cerebrally charged night. 
                                              - Nick Morgan (concert photos 
                                              by Kate) |  
                                           
                                            | Many 
                                              thanks, Nick. I didn't know these 
                                              'Kloots' before, and I must admit 
                                              the only Mancunian 'thing' I knew 
                                              of was Eric Cantona. Okay, and Oasis, 
                                              and I agree this fairly new band 
                                              is subtler than both, as The 
                                              Same Deep Water As Me.mp3 should 
                                              testify. |  
                                           
                                            |  | TASTING 
                                                - TWO INDIE MACALLANS Macallan 
                                                12 yo 1990/2003 (46%, Hart Bros, 
                                                sherry cask)   Colour: gold/amber. Nose: fresh 
                                                and clean, rather delicate at 
                                                first nosing, with some nice notes 
                                                of light honey and flowers from 
                                                the fields. Some sherry but very 
                                                little. Develops on lots of cooked 
                                                fruits (mainly apples, peaches) 
                                                and also ripe melon (small orange 
                                                ones). Lots of caramel and praline 
                                                too after a moment, before it 
                                                starts to exhale some notes of 
                                                gin and Schweppes (just a little). 
                                                Then it’s back to the sherry, 
                                                with some bolder notes of rubber, 
                                                raisins, rum and freshly squeezed 
                                                oranges. A nice nose, no doubt. |  
                                           
                                            | Mouth: 
                                              sweet attack, with quite some sherry 
                                              again and some bold notes of apple 
                                              skins, a little drying. Add to that 
                                              a little burnt caramel and maybe 
                                              a few spices (mulled wine, Chinese 
                                              anise, cinnamon) and that’s 
                                              it. The finish is medium long but 
                                              a little indefinite – maybe 
                                              some apples with caramel? Too bad, 
                                              the nose was promising but the palate 
                                              is very simple. Apples and apples. 
                                              78 points. |  
                                           
                                            | Macallan 
                                              14 yo 1990/2005 (46%, Whisky-Doris, 
                                              sherry cask)     Colour: pale straw. Nose: this one 
                                              is much more ‘natural’, 
                                              with much less sherry influence 
                                              at first nosing. It starts on some 
                                              bold notes of apple peels and then 
                                              apple pie topped with caramel (tarte 
                                              tatin), hot praline, milk chocolate. 
                                              Really nice! It then gets nicely 
                                              fruity again, with some pear juice, 
                                              and finally slightly peppery (white 
                                              pepper). Definitely fresh and enjoyable, 
                                              much less grainy than the new young 
                                              OB’s. Mouth: again, it’s 
                                              a little simpler than the nose but 
                                              it’s got much more oomph and 
                                              body than the Hart Bros. Lots of 
                                              apples again, quince, and also some 
                                              nice tropical notes, mangos, guavas… 
                                              A pinch of cinnamon powder and white 
                                              pepper, some fresh walnut skins, 
                                              roasted peanuts… Simple indeed 
                                              but most enjoyable. The finish is 
                                              quite long, on sugared apples and 
                                              dried oranges. A nice one, not complex 
                                              but very drinkable! 85 points. |  |  
                                           
                                            |  | And 
                                              also: Glen 
                                              Gordon 15 yo (40%, Gordon & 
                                              MacPhail, ca 1986-1987)     Glen Gordon is said to be Macallan, 
                                              while Glen Avon should be Glenfarclas, 
                                              but sources diverge. Colour: gold. 
                                              Nose: nicely flowery and balanced. 
                                              Lots of beeswax, light honey, furniture 
                                              polish… Also quite some heather 
                                              and a very nice wood. Nice and sweet, 
                                              with again a perfect balance. Mouth: 
                                              quite oaky, tannic and dry but not 
                                              unbalanced. Some great notes of 
                                              leather, getting a little minty. 
                                              Nice balance again. Notes of bitter 
                                              almonds and hints of burnt cake. 
                                              The finish is rather long and slightly 
                                              rummy. Really enjoyable! 87 
                                              points. Macallan 'Macalan' 
                                              1991/2004 (57,5%, Jean Boyer Best 
                                              Cask, refill hogshead)
     Very sweet and perfectly balanced, 
                                              slightly bourbonny. Creamy, with 
                                              lots of dried yellow fruits. Excellent. 
                                              87 points |  
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                                 Best 
                                  malts I had these weeks - 90+ 
                                  points only - alphabetical: Ben 
                                  Nevis 35 yo 1967/2003 (52.5%, OB for Alambic 
                                  Classique, cask 
                                  #2218, 165 bottles) Bladnoch 
                                  18 yo 1980/1998 (46%, 
                                  Kingsbury, cask #3429) Bowmore 
                                  1995/2005 (57.2%, Whisky-Doris, bourbon 
                                  cask) Bowmore 
                                  11 yo 1992/2004 (61.2%, Scotch Malt 
                                  Whisky Society 3.92, 624 bottles) Fettercairn 
                                  13 yo 1980/1993 (46%, Cadenhead) Glen 
                                  Garioch NAS (70° proof, OB, bulky,1970’s) Glengoyne 
                                  15 yo 1989/2005 'Duncan's Choice' (55.7%, 
                                  OB, sherry hogshead #1204, 350 bottles) Glengoyne 
                                  19 yo 1985/2005 (55.8%, OB, refill 
                                  sherry, cask #1227, 697 bottles) Glengoyne 
                                  19 yo 1986/2005 'Ewan's Choice' (51.5%, 
                                  OB, sherry puncheon #441, 600 bottles) Glengoyne 
                                  22 yo 1982/2005 'Ronnie's Choice' (53.6%, 
                                  OB, bourbon barrel #449, 200 bottles) Glengoyne 
                                  32 yo 1972/2005 (48.7%, OB, white Rioja 
                                  cask #985, 328 bottles) Glengoyne 
                                  37 yo 1967/2005 (47.6%, OB, sherry 
                                  butt #975, 246 bottles) Glenlivet 
                                  36 yo 1968/2005 (48.6%, Duncan Taylor, 
                                  sherry cask #6195, 136 bottles) Glenury 
                                  Royal 36 yo 1968/2005 (51.2%, 
                                  OB, 2100 bottles) Springbank 
                                  NAS (46%, OB, 
                                  House and Tree label, Germany, mid 1990’s)           
 
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