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                                          | January 
                                              31, 2008 | 
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                                          |  |           TASTING 
                                              – THREE 1967 SPRINGBANKS |   
                                          | Springbank 
                                            33 yo 1967/2001 (41.4%, Douglas Laing 
                                            OMC, Ref 3370, 204 bottles)  Colour: gold. Nose: I’m 
                                            sorry but ‘wow!’ A maelstrom 
                                            of various honeys (acacia leading 
                                            the pack) and ‘debauched fruits’. 
                                            Rum soaked pineapple, banana flambéed, 
                                            very ripe apricots and ripe gooseberries. 
                                            In the background: wet wood in the 
                                            forest, fresh almonds, lemon balm 
                                            and hints of wood varnish. Gets rather 
                                            meatier after that, also sort of animal 
                                            (dog). As complex as an old Springbank 
                                            (note to self: thank you, that was 
                                            useful). Mouth: much more powerful 
                                            than I had thought at 41%. Ultra-big 
                                            honey, apricot jam, orange marmalade 
                                            and spices (nutmeg, paprika, Chinese 
                                            anise). Pineapple liqueur (not the 
                                            kind of pineapple that you may find 
                                            in very young malts.) Great freshness 
                                            and no sign of tiredness whatsoever. 
                                            Finish: long, still very honeyed, 
                                            fruity and spicy, with a delicately 
                                            smoky and resinous signature. Comments: 
                                            genuine sweetmeat. SGP:644 
                                            - 92 points. |   
                                          | Springbank 
                                            31 yo 1967/1998 (46%, Murray McDavid, 
                                            fresh bourbon, MM1315)  Colour: gold. Nose: 
                                            we’re obviously in the same 
                                            family here but the wood’s influence 
                                            is a bit higher (more vanilla and 
                                            lactones). Also a little more fragrant 
                                            and flowery (lilies, lime blossom, 
                                            acacia flowers that match the acacia 
                                            honey that’s well here again). 
                                            Olive oil. Other than that we get 
                                            roughly the same honeyed and fruity 
                                            notes as in the DL. Great whisky on 
                                            the nose again. Mouth: it’s 
                                            really great to have the opportunity 
                                            to try an unsherried old Springbank! 
                                            Again, it’s amazing how close 
                                            to the Douglas Laing this one is, 
                                            with just a slightly bigger punch 
                                            due to the higher ABV. Same whisky, 
                                            really. Finish: same. Comments: same. 
                                            SGP:644 - 92 points. 
                                            (and thank you, Patrick!) |   
                                          | Springbank 
                                              1967/1988 (46%, OB, 'A West Highland 
                                              SMW', 648 bottles) 
                                               Tall bottle. This is legendary – 
                                              I’ll always remember the dozens 
                                              of bottles that were standing in 
                                              a grocery store in Freiburg, Germany, 
                                              fifteen years ago. I also remember 
                                              thinking it was a bit too expensive... 
                                              Stupido! Colour: golden amber Nose: 
                                              exactly like a freshly opened beehive, 
                                              on a hot summer evening, after the 
                                              bees have gathered nectar from all 
                                              sorts of flowers. Minus the stings. 
                                              Right, that means various flowers, 
                                              wax, various honeys, various resins 
                                              and warm wood. You may add a little 
                                              leather, tobacco and grated dried 
                                              coconut, raspberry juice, fresh 
                                              mint and orange liqueur... This 
                                              is simply grand. Mouth: starts creamier 
                                              than the indies, oilier and even 
                                              more honeyed, with superb sherried 
                                              touches. It gets then much more 
                                              phenolic and resinous, that is. 
                                              Liquorice, mint drops, cough syrup, 
                                              mastic (you should really try mastic-flavoured 
                                              Turkish delights if you have the 
                                              occasion one day), fir honeydew 
                                              and crystallised pineapple. Majestic 
                                              but anything but cloying. I think 
                                              it’s what’s called balance. 
                                              Finish: long, with the oak making 
                                              its appearance now. More vanilla, 
                                              black tea and soft spices. Comments: 
                                              no, really, I used to be very stupid 
                                              fifteen years ago. SGP:654 
                                              – 94 points. |  
                                         
                                          |   MUSIC 
                                              – Highly recommended 
                                              listening: a fantastic bunch of 
                                              people play Chalaba.mp3 
                                              live at the Essaouira 
                                              Gnawa Festival 2004. 
                                              No less than the much regretted 
                                              Joe 
                                              Zawinul is on keyboards, Linley 
                                              Marthe on bass, master gnaoui 
                                              Hamid 
                                              El Kasri on vocals, Senegal's 
                                              master Taffa 
                                              Cissé on drums and Algeria's 
                                              Karim 
                                              Ziad on goumbri. Top stuff - 
                                              please buy all these people's music! 
                                              BTW, Essaouira is a beautiful Moroccon 
                                              city, formerly known as Mogador. 
                                              (picture: Joe Zawinul) |  |  
                                         
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                                          | January 
                                              30, 2008 | 
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                                          | CONCERT 
                                            REVIEW by Nick Morgan VAN MORRISON
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                                          |  | Hammersmith 
                                              Apollo, London, January 18th 2008 Sometimes 
                                              there’s nothing better than 
                                              being lulled off to sleep by wonderful 
                                              music. This hugely indulgent experience 
                                              is probably best enjoyed after a 
                                              great meal and a couple of pleasant 
                                              glasses of something, especially 
                                              on a Friday night after a long week 
                                              back at work.  |  
                                         
                                          | It’s 
                                            a long-standing formula, but we put 
                                            it to the test yet again with a visit 
                                            to the 
                                            Gate in Hammersmith (one of London’s 
                                            finest vegetarian restaurants) and 
                                            then on to the Apollo, a few strides 
                                            away, for an evening with  
                                            Van 
                                            Morrison. It’s 
                                            very busy – an interesting combination 
                                            of ardent fans, half the clientele 
                                            of the Irish Centre over the road, 
                                            and dark wind-screened, limo-borne 
                                            corporate hospitality merchants. |  
                                         
                                          | Of 
                                            course, as many of you realise, you 
                                            never quite know what you’re 
                                            going to get with the sometimes tempestuous 
                                            Van Morrison, notoriously uncommunicative, 
                                            notoriously prone to stage fright, 
                                            and notoriously given to tantrums. 
                                            When I last saw him back in 1999 at 
                                            the Fleadh a faulty microphone at 
                                            his piano drove him into a fury – 
                                            the road crew reluctant to approach 
                                            for fear of becoming innocent targets 
                                            for his rage. There’s no such 
                                            trouble tonight. The sound is almost 
                                            perfect (you should see the “it’s 
                                            not my fault boss” expressions 
                                            on the band’s faces when there’s 
                                            even a hint of feedback) – certainly 
                                            as good as it gets for the Apollo. |  
                                         
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                                          | The 
                                            ten-piece band is spread in a semicircle 
                                            and just off centre is the Man, grey 
                                            suited, wide-brimmed Fedora almost 
                                            entirely obscuring his face, hands 
                                            held close to his sides, fists tightly 
                                            clenched. And it’s some band. 
                                            There’s Van Morrison veteran 
                                            John 
                                            Platania (he first played with 
                                            Morrison in 1969 and features on the 
                                            Moodance album, amongst others) on 
                                            guitar and the equally long-serving 
                                            Crawford Bell sings and plays guitar 
                                            (and a mean trumpet on ‘St James 
                                            Infirmary’). Prominent in the 
                                            arrangements is Sarah Jory’s 
                                            pedal steel guitar and the fiddle 
                                            of Tony Fitzgibbon who give a pleasing 
                                            country feel to many of the tunes, 
                                            and who, like drummer Neal Wilkinson 
                                            and bassist Paul Moore, have been 
                                            with Morrison since he first toured 
                                            his country and western covers album, 
                                            Pay the Devil, in 2006. |  
                                         
                                          |  | Tonight’s 
                                            set is more eclectic, going way back 
                                            in the Morrison songbook with offerings 
                                            like the almost inevitable encore, 
                                            ‘Gloria’ and ‘Moondance’ 
                                            (did you know, by the way, that Mr 
                                            Morrison has performed the former 
                                            638 times on stage, and the latter 
                                            1,010 
                                            times?). We’re given a Frank 
                                            Sinatra cover, ‘This love of 
                                            mine’, Ray Charles’ ‘I 
                                            can’t stop loving you’ 
                                            and the New Orleans classic ‘St 
                                            James Infirmary’, with Morrison 
                                            exchanging saxophone riffs with Bell’s 
                                            trumpet. He plays the sax a lot at 
                                            the start of the set, and plays it 
                                            well – former associate and 
                                            musical director Georgie 
                                            Fame joined the band for a version 
                                            of ‘Stranded’ early on 
                                            - and as the evening progresses Morrison 
                                            swaps sax for guitar. |  
                                         
                                          | He 
                                            also begins to indulge in some extensive 
                                            vocal improvisations – most 
                                            notably in a mega medley of ‘In 
                                            the afternoon’ ‘Ancient 
                                            highway’ ‘Joe Turner sings’ 
                                            ‘Don't you make me high’ 
                                            ‘Raincheck’ and ‘Mystic 
                                            church’. Part of the vocal callisthenics 
                                            involves taking the band down to a 
                                            whisper, which he does by flapping 
                                            his fists behind his back like an 
                                            angry puffin. Remarkably you can almost 
                                            hear a pin drop. |  
                                         
                                          |         Van 
                                              Morrison and Georgie Fame |  |  
                                         
                                          | And 
                                            as he adds these vocal layers and 
                                            colours to the songs it’s hard 
                                            not to be carried away to what we 
                                            call the Land of Nod. I’m well 
                                            gone during ‘Vanlose Highway’, 
                                            while the Photographer drops off during 
                                            the long medley. Morrison’s 
                                            scat singing, picking up vocal phrases 
                                            – repeating them, welding them 
                                            together, taking the band high and 
                                            low. Sometimes he’s as quiet 
                                            as a mouse – at others it’s 
                                            as though he has Tourette’s 
                                            syndrome. And I think he’s hungry, 
                                            because his vocal meanderings take 
                                            on an increasingly culinary hue - 
                                            “I’m going down the Astral 
                                            Highway to the Gourmet Buffet for 
                                            some back street Jelly Roll”. 
                                            He flaps to get the band as soft as 
                                            they can be, and as the lights fall 
                                            and the Photographer gently snores 
                                            he leaves the stage. It could have 
                                            been quite cool had he not bumped 
                                            into the bass player, dropped the 
                                            microphone with a crash, and woke 
                                            my companion, amongst many others, 
                                            with a violent start (she later claimed 
                                            to have been dreaming about eating 
                                            Golden Wonder crisps in a mystic church). 
                                            There are some nervous giggles from 
                                            the crowd as the band crane their 
                                            necks to see if the Man might return. 
                                            He does, and he repeats the sequence 
                                            (without the mike drop) for ‘And 
                                            the healing has begun’, ‘Help 
                                            me’, and finally ‘Gloria’. |   
                                          | It 
                                            is by any standards a good value Van 
                                            Morrison gig. Mr M. seems happy (it’s 
                                            hard to tell), the band seem happy 
                                            and the audience are largely ecstatic. 
                                            And if you’re a Van Morrison 
                                            fan you may care to know he currently 
                                            has a greatest hits album on the go 
                                            (2007’s platinum Still on Top), 
                                            and in March will release the entirely 
                                            self-penned Keep it Simple. Over forty 
                                            years, over 35 albums – whatever 
                                            they say, he’s some man. 
                                            - 
                                            Nick Morgan (concert photographs by 
                                            Kate) |  
                                         
                                          | We 
                                            thank you Nick, and shall simply hope 
                                            that our distingished readers will 
                                            like the tunes that are on Van Morrison's 
                                            MySpace 
                                            page as much as we do. Great version 
                                            of that '638' song! - S. |  
                                         
                                          |  |         TASTING 
                                              – THREE OLD 1975 GLEN GARIOCHS 
                                              BY OTHER NAMES |   
                                          | Highland 15 yo 1975/1990 (56%, McCLelland’s 
                                            for Slim Cowell’s Personal Selection 
                                            IV, Glen Garioch)  Slim Cowell was a famous whisky retailer 
                                            in Hamburg, Germany. Colour: pale 
                                            gold. Nose: it’s not so much 
                                            a peaty blast that happens, rather 
                                            a very intricate mingling of yellow 
                                            flowers, wax, oil and, indeed, peat 
                                            smoke. Big power! Goes on with white 
                                            pepper and vanilla crème as 
                                            well as newly cut grass, inside of 
                                            bread and hints of ginger tonic. Quite 
                                            beastly, this oldie, let’s see 
                                            what happens with water. With water: 
                                            a big, bold peat that reminds us of 
                                            Brora or Talisker. Lit matches, hay, 
                                            smoked salmon and gunflints with hints 
                                            of bubblegum. Superb, like no other 
                                            malt after all... Mouth (neat): extremely 
                                            powerful and hugely peaty this time! 
                                            Wild, sharp, mineral, smoky and grassy, 
                                            with truckloads of fresh almonds and 
                                            pepper. Quite a monster, hard to tame. 
                                            Quick, water... With water: perfection 
                                            made whisky. Same aromas, just more 
                                            approachable, with added notes of 
                                            dried apples and pears which may remind 
                                            some of us of Ardbeg. Finish: long, 
                                            more balanced now, lingering on peat, 
                                            wax, almonds and dried pears. Comments: 
                                            a great Glen Garioch from the epic 
                                            era and a fantastic selection by Mr 
                                            Cowell. SGP:467 – 93 
                                            points. |   
                                          | Highland 
                                            1975/1990 (56%, McClelland’ss 
                                            for Scotch Single Malt Circle, cask 
                                            #545/458, Glen Garioch)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: almost the 
                                            same whisky! Very, very similar... 
                                            Maybe a tad yeastier? Slightly peatier? 
                                            Wilder? With water: again, it’s 
                                            pretty much the same whisky. Maybe 
                                            a tad sharper and more mineral/ashy. 
                                            Now, I can’t find these faint 
                                            bubblegummy notes again in this one, 
                                            but what a wonderful whisky again. 
                                            Mouth (neat): my, this is even punchier 
                                            than the Slim Cowell, but exactly 
                                            in the same genre. One of the wildest 
                                            Highlanders (and Islanders for that 
                                            matter) I ever came across. Wagner 
                                            meets Grinderman. Either you love 
                                            this or you hate it; I love it. But 
                                            again, water is probably obligatory 
                                            here. With water: perfect. Immense 
                                            peatiness but less sweetness than 
                                            in the ‘Cowell’. Finish: 
                                            extremely long, peppery, peaty, tarry... 
                                            Comments: after all, maybe it wasn’t 
                                            exactly the same whisky? SGP:368 
                                            – 93 points. |   
                                          | Highland 
                                            1975/1989 (60%, McClellands for Scotch 
                                            Single Malt Circle, cask #1975/4500, 
                                            Glen Garioch)  Colour: straw. Nose: again, this is 
                                            very similar. Maybe a tad more buttery 
                                            this time, and of course a tad more 
                                            violent. An extremely wild Highlander, 
                                            big oiliness. With water: yes, less 
                                            peat and more butter and vanilla, 
                                            butterscotch, marzipan, liquorice 
                                            and mint. Different but in no way 
                                            less nice – despite a slight 
                                            soapiness that doesn’t go away 
                                            with time (usually, soapiness brought 
                                            with the addition of water fades away 
                                            within minutes). Mouth (neat): wowie! 
                                            Fantastic, much more ‘civilised’ 
                                            this time despite the extra-4%. More 
                                            elegant, compact, smooth. Crystallised 
                                            lemons and almond milk, smoked tea 
                                            and beeswax. Maybe not hugely complex 
                                            but what a perfect profile! With water: 
                                            sweeter than the ‘56’s’ 
                                            even if we reduced it to the same 
                                            level (roughly 45% as usual). Again, 
                                            more compact, more almondy, waxier 
                                            and a tad less peaty. Superb spices 
                                            (pepper, even chilli). Finish: oh 
                                            very long. Almonds and pepper but 
                                            a little less peat. Comments: again, 
                                            this one is a tad less peaty than 
                                            its siblings, and probably a little 
                                            spicier. But let’s not split 
                                            hairs... SGP:457 – 91 
                                            points. (and 
                                            thank you, Bert V!) |  
                                         
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                                              29, 2008 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            – STRIKE: FOUR 1983 HIGHLAND 
                                            PARKS |   
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                                          | Highland 
                                            Park 1983/1993 (55.4%, Scotch Malt 
                                            Whisky Society, 4.13)  Colour: dark amber. Nose: starts quite 
                                            hot, spirity and rubbery, really like 
                                            newly made kirsch (we often find kirsch 
                                            in our malt but it’s really 
                                            obvious here). Heavy sherry it seems. 
                                            Develops much more on ham and sausages 
                                            after that, as well as hints of orange 
                                            marmalade. But water may be needed 
                                            here, let’s see what gives. 
                                            With water: it’s the smoke that 
                                            boldly comes out now, together with 
                                            hints of peat, shoe polish and smoked 
                                            tea. More complex! Beautiful. Mouth 
                                            (neat): ultra-thick, smoky, creamy 
                                            and rich, with heavy notes of fruit 
                                            jam as well as burnt cake and liquorice. 
                                            Tar and mint. Extremely assertive 
                                            and quite complex at barely ten years, 
                                            but again, water may be needed even 
                                            at a usually drinkable 55%. With water: 
                                            not much development this time, except 
                                            that it got fruitier and more bubblegummy. 
                                            And the liquorice allsorts got even 
                                            bigger... And more honey! Finish: 
                                            very long, very creamy, liquoricy 
                                            and honeyed. Truly invading. Comments: 
                                            this one didn’t need a lot of 
                                            maturing it seems. Brilliant young 
                                            Highland Park by the Society. SGP:754 
                                            – 91 points. (and 
                                            thanks, Obelix) |   
                                          | Highland 
                                            Park 1983/2003 (56.4%, OB, cask #1096, 
                                            440 bottles)  We already tried this one and really 
                                            loved it, but never wrote proper tasting 
                                            notes. Colour: full amber. Nose: a 
                                            lot of sherry again but this is much 
                                            more subtle, fruity and clean, despite 
                                            the rather obvious notes of gunpowder. 
                                            ‘Good’ rubber band, apricot 
                                            jam, heather honey, hints of peat, 
                                            wood smoke, wet newspaper... And fresh 
                                            mint, dill and chives. Truly superb. 
                                            With water: amazing development, with 
                                            even more of everything. A tad less 
                                            peaty and smoky than the SMWS but 
                                            the fresh herbs got even bolder... 
                                            But you really have to like gunpowder 
                                            – and balsamic vinegar - here. 
                                            Mouth (neat): totally exceptional! 
                                            Various fruits, various herbs (a lot 
                                            of mint) and various honeys. Goes 
                                            very far in all three directions. 
                                            With water: it got really exceptional 
                                            now. Rich, complex, multi-dimensional 
                                            (phenolic, herbal, fruity and candied). 
                                            Finish: extremely long, compact yet 
                                            rich, with the oak starting to play 
                                            its part. Comments: an amazing middle-aged 
                                            expression of an amazing distillery. 
                                            SGP:764 – 93 points. 
                                            (and thanks, Patrick) |   
                                          | Highland 
                                            Park 1983/2004 (56.8%, OB for LMdW, 
                                            cask #1094, 588 bottles)  Colour: full gold. Nose: less rich 
                                            and full than the two previous ones, 
                                            a little more reserved. Again these 
                                            notes of rubber bands and then quite 
                                            an avalanche of herbal notes (first 
                                            verbena, then lemon balm, fresh mint 
                                            and chamomile). Heather honey. Somewhat 
                                            lacks the others’ ‘fullness’ 
                                            but it’s still a rather beautiful 
                                            nose. With water: strangely, water 
                                            didn’t work too well here, it 
                                            made the whisky almost silent. Okay, 
                                            let’s not exaggerate, let’s 
                                            say it didn’t add much to the 
                                            whole nose. Very nice nonetheless. 
                                            Mouth (neat): lighter and fruitier 
                                            in style than its siblings, sweeter, 
                                            but really punchy. Liquorice allsorts, 
                                            bubblegum, Jell-O, orange marmalade 
                                            and kumquats. With water: now it works! 
                                            More herbs (mint), more tar and more 
                                            honey. Finish: maybe not as long as 
                                            its predecessor but also a tad cleaner 
                                            and fresher. Comments: not as complex 
                                            and perfect as cask #1096 in my book 
                                            but still a wonderful Highland Park. 
                                            SGP:663 – 90 points. 
                                            (and thanks, Pierre) |   
                                          | Highland 
                                            Park 1983/1992 (59.7%, G&M Cask, 
                                            cask #1556)  Colour: full amber. Nose: powerful, 
                                            pretty much in the same vein as the 
                                            great cask #1096, only simpler and 
                                            a little more ‘brutal’ 
                                            at less than ten years of age. Orange 
                                            marmalade and heather honey, with 
                                            once again these faint rubbery notes. 
                                            But this one really needs water. With 
                                            water: it got amazingly demonstrative 
                                            this time. Heavy notes of lovage, 
                                            beef bouillon and parsley instead 
                                            of rubber! Good news... Mouth (neat): 
                                            very good attack, maybe a tad ‘narrow’ 
                                            when compared to the others but very 
                                            precise, all on roasted nuts, orange 
                                            liqueur and these notes of verbena 
                                            that we already found in cask #1094. 
                                            Interestingly drinkable at such high 
                                            strength (whilst its lighter bros 
                                            were a bit too punchy) but let’s 
                                            see if it gets more complex with water. 
                                            With water: little changes this time, 
                                            and almost no meaty notes on the palate, 
                                            unlike on the nose. Finish: long, 
                                            with the spices coming to the front 
                                            this time (pepper and cloves). Comments: 
                                            another excellent one. Just a little 
                                            extra-complexity would have propelled 
                                            it to the 90-mark or above. SGP:652 
                                            – 89 points. |  
                                         
                                          | MUSIC 
                                            – Recommended listening: Our 
                                            good friend François 
                                            Dréno, violonist 
                                            and singer extraordinaire, has a new 
                                            CD out, called Héliotropes, 
                                            with inspired lyrics by another very 
                                            good friend, Paul Adam (Bruichladdich 
                                            and Serge Gainsbourg lover, mind you 
                                            - he’s the guy who’s spitting 
                                            fire at the left of WF’s main 
                                            page). This is very good stuff and 
                                            I’d simply urge you to buy Dréno’s 
                                            latest opus, should you want to dig 
                                            a little deeper into the ‘true’ 
                                            French touch. Simply download Héliotropes 
                                            there... 
                                            or listen to excerpts on François' 
                                            MySpace 
                                            page. |  |  
                                         
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                                          | January 
                                              28, 2008 | 
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                                          | CONCERT 
                                            REVIEW by Nick Morgan CHICKEN LEGS WEAVER The 100 
                                            Club, London, January 17th 2008
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                                          | What 
                                            happens to musicians in early January 
                                            Serge? Are they like the rest of us, 
                                            sitting at home nursing colds and 
                                            coughs, and falling foul of the occasional 
                                            bout of projectile vomiting? Or are 
                                            they out at the sales, arm to elbow 
                                            with crazed-eyed bargain hunters, 
                                            greedily seeking out half-priced stage 
                                            outfits? Or are they somewhere in 
                                            the sun, luxuriating in mountainside 
                                            villas, servants and their ‘people’ 
                                            at their every beck and call? Well, 
                                            either way they are certainly not 
                                            in London, which as ever is cold, 
                                            miserable, and devoid of gigs. Actually 
                                            we were supposed to see Tony 
                                            MacPhee’s Groundhogs a week 
                                            or so ago but succumbed instead to 
                                            a short and very sharp dose of the 
                                            Norwalk virus which I wouldn’t 
                                            want to share with even the dodgiest 
                                            regular at the 100 Club. So it’s 
                                            now the 17th January and we’re 
                                            here to see the unfortunately-named 
                                             Chicken 
                                            Legs Weaver, who only 
                                            came to our attention through one 
                                            of those wonderful moments when you 
                                            chance upon something on the digital 
                                            wireless that just stops you in your 
                                            tracks. On this occasion I think it 
                                            was ‘Paper Houses’, from 
                                            their debut 2006 Johnny Dowd produced 
                                            album, Nowhere. |  
                                         
                                          | How 
                                            would I describe them – well, 
                                            I jotted in my notebook, “fuzz 
                                            box-fuelled Sheffield swamp gothic”. 
                                            It’s raw-edged steely blues 
                                            from Yorkshire’s musical city 
                                            of the moment – as uncompromising 
                                            and uncomplicated as you would expect 
                                            from the county of the White Rose. 
                                            Band leader Andy Weaver (whose uneven 
                                            gait apparently inspired the band’s 
                                            name) plays a blistering slide guitar 
                                            – he’s using three or 
                                            four pedals, but whatever the combination 
                                            the result is an ear-numbing yet visceral 
                                            wall of sound (‘though his thumb 
                                            and finger playing is far more complex 
                                            than you might give it credit for). 
                                            The guitar matches his unlikely voice. 
                                            It sounds like a Marlboro Red 40-a-day 
                                            man’s blues growl – some 
                                            say Tom Waits style, but it lacks 
                                            the subtlety for that – what 
                                            you hear is what you get. On bass 
                                            guitar is the relatively recent recruit 
                                            (the band have been playing for over 
                                            ten years) the very solid Jane Howden 
                                            (“Jean Jacques Burnel in female 
                                            form” wrote another reviewer), 
                                            who joined shortly after Nowhere was 
                                            recorded. |  
                                         
                                          | And 
                                              on drums is the man who almost stole 
                                              the show – ex Comsat 
                                              Angel Mik Glaisher. He’s 
                                              a big guy – looks like a cross 
                                              between Lyle Lovett and Tommy Cooper 
                                              with a face etched with anxiety 
                                              – until he starts playing. 
                                              As befits his size his drumming 
                                              is huge – it is, if you will, 
                                              lead drumming as opposed to rhythm 
                                              drumming, filling in powerfully 
                                              behind (no, in front of) Weaver’s 
                                              guitar. The result is enthralling. |  |   
                                          | Just 
                                            a shame then that instead of being 
                                            cooped up thigh to thigh in the 100 
                                            Club, drumsticks flying over our heads, 
                                            it’s such a paltry crowd – 
                                            I might be inclined to put this down 
                                            to promoters, the rather bantam-weight 
                                            Alien 
                                            Jazz Party, who at best seem to 
                                            be winging it. I hope they haven’t 
                                            put all their eggs in one basket, 
                                            because if they have, I fear things 
                                            may be coming home to roost …[Enough! 
                                            Ed.] |  
                                         
                                          | Ok. Well, the only really disappointing 
                                            thing about the evening was that we 
                                            weren’t able to pick up a copy 
                                            of the band’s new album, Silk 
                                            Ripped Dress, which has sort of just 
                                            been released, and features Whiskyfun 
                                            favourite Richard Hawley on the track 
                                            ‘Monday Man’. It’s 
                                            a sign of the difficulty CLW seem 
                                            to have in getting broader exposure 
                                            (I read somewhere that major labels 
                                            thought they were “too old” 
                                            to sign) is a 
                                            record company with apparently 
                                            little or no distribution and a very 
                                            out of date website – and they 
                                            don’t even show up to gigs with 
                                            CDs to sell. But you will be able 
                                            to hear them on the BBC’s Mark 
                                            Lamarr show on 16th February. 
                                            We heard some of the new stuff – 
                                            including the impressive opener ‘John 
                                            the Revelator’ (shades of Ian 
                                            Siegal) and ‘Before the fall’ 
                                            in addition to ‘Paper houses’, 
                                            ‘Your enemy cannot harm you’, 
                                            Howling road’’, ‘Zombified’, 
                                            and ‘Stump Jon and the owl’ 
                                            among others from Nowhere. All very 
                                            good indeed – and I suppose 
                                            the resultant twenty four hours of 
                                            partial deafness was partly a consequence 
                                            of having over a month off. Blimey! 
                                            Anyway – you know how it goes 
                                            – if you like your blues deep 
                                            and dirty with a dose of menace, then 
                                            give these guys a listen, go and see 
                                            them, and buy their albums (if you 
                                            can ever find them). - Nick Morgan 
                                            (photographs by Kate and Nick's iPhone)
 |  
                                         
                                          | Thank 
                                            you Nick. Yes, a shame that Chicken 
                                            Legs Weaver's official 
                                            URL (as advertised on the band's 
                                            MySPace page) leads to one of these 
                                            dreadful 'parking' pages... But the 
                                            former 
                                            has very good tracks by CLW indeed! 
                                            - S. |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            – TWO ULTRA-SHERRIED 1973 LONGMORNS |  
                                         
                                          | Longmorn 
                                            30 yo 1973/2003 (45%, Blackadder, 
                                            cask #3979, 303 bottles, US)  From a sherry hogshead. Colour: mahogany/coffee. 
                                            Nose: starts on a very heavy sherry 
                                            – heavy but not cloying. Coffee-schnapps, 
                                            date spirit (arrak), cooked ham, mint 
                                            sauce, hints of vanish and walnut 
                                            liqueur and stain. As often, gets 
                                            then beefier (oxtail), with also notes 
                                            of onions sauce and English brown 
                                            sauce. And even black pudding... Is 
                                            this one for cooking? Mouth: very 
                                            rich, very concentrated, with loads 
                                            of dried fruits, coffee, roasted nuts, 
                                            highly reduced wine sauce and orange 
                                            marmalade. Hints of curry. How bold! 
                                            Well, what’s sure is that you 
                                            have to love sherry here... Finish: 
                                            very long, still extremely concentrated, 
                                            maybe a tad tannic now (tea, wine 
                                            lees). Slight smokiness. Comments: 
                                            a sherry monster. Not sure the distillery 
                                            has much say here, but the whole is 
                                            very enjoyable, even if maybe a little 
                                            heavy. For sherry freaks only. SGP:742 
                                            – 88 points. |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | Longmorn 
                                            30 yo 1973 (58.4%, Sutherland & 
                                            Helmsdale Bar Tokyo, dark sherry)  Myth Terious! Colour: plain coffee 
                                            with reddish hues. Nose: very close 
                                            to the Blackadder, maybe just a tad 
                                            more restrained but that may be because 
                                            of the higher ABV. A tad more on prunes 
                                            and coffee, and less beefy actually. 
                                            Again, what a heavy, heavy sherry! 
                                            With a few drops of water:, here are 
                                            the beefy/hammy notes, as well as 
                                            a little balsamic vinegar and hints 
                                            of tar. Even closer to the Blackadder. 
                                            Mouth (neat): wow, this is plain syrup! 
                                            Cream sherry, chestnut honey, walnut 
                                            liqueur and grenadine. Incredibly 
                                            thick and truly wham-bam. With water: 
                                            its just the same whisky as the Blackadder 
                                            now. Hugely concentrated. Finish: 
                                            as long but maybe a tad spicier. Quite 
                                            some pepper and even touches of salt. 
                                            Comments: another true sherry monster, 
                                            for sherry aficionados only. Marginally 
                                            more complex than the Blackadder. 
                                            SGP:743 – 89 points. 
                                            (and 
                                            thank you, Govert!) |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              27, 2008 | 
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                                          |  | TASTING 
                                              - 1990 CAOL ILAS   |  
                                         
                                          | Caol 
                                            Ila 17 yo 1990/2007 (50%, Douglas 
                                            Lain OMC, finished in rum cask, 182 
                                            bottles, ref #3898)  One of these new rum-finished DL’s. 
                                            Colour: pale straw. Nose: Caol Ila 
                                            (smoke, peat, apples, seashells and 
                                            wet stones) mixed with just a little 
                                            cane sugar and fresh butter. Does 
                                            that add an extra-dimension to the 
                                            malt? Maybe, or maybe not. The palate 
                                            should tell us more. Mouth: same comment, 
                                            actually. Classic Caol Ila with something 
                                            that’s a little more vegetal, 
                                            grassier this time. A lot of zing 
                                            but maybe not a huge complexity. Finish: 
                                            long but a tad mono-dimensional. Slight 
                                            sugariness. Comments: not bad at all 
                                            – even good - but I’m 
                                            sure I’d have liked this better 
                                            without the rum finishing. SGP:537 
                                            – 80 points. |   
                                          | Caol 
                                            Ila 10 yo 1990/2000 (56.5%, Scotch 
                                            Malt Whisky Society, 53.49, 229 bottles)  Colour: white wine. 
                                            Nose: quite strangely, this is sweeter 
                                            than the rum finish. Also more vegetal 
                                            and farmy. Wet hay, seashells, liquorice 
                                            roots, raw wool, dried kelp. And of 
                                            course peat smoke. Typical. Mouth: 
                                            a young Caol Ila as it should be. 
                                            Uncomplicated but bl**dy good. Finish: 
                                            long, maybe a tad sugary again (a 
                                            halo effect?) Comments: another one 
                                            (out of hundreds of other versions) 
                                            that won’t make you scratch 
                                            your head but that’s very palatable. 
                                            SGP:447 – 84 points. |   
                                          | Caol 
                                            Ila 1990/2007 (57%, Taste Still, cask 
                                            #CO/38, 179 bottles)  Colour: white wine. Nose: pretty much 
                                            the same as the SMWS, just a tad more 
                                            reserved. A little more mineral and 
                                            a little less farmy. Linseed oil, 
                                            fusel oil. With water: all on wet 
                                            wool now, ‘smoked fresh almonds’ 
                                            and oysters. Mouth: punchy, smoky, 
                                            peaty and, bizarrely, a little sugary 
                                            again. Or is it me? Let’s try 
                                            it with a little water again: yes, 
                                            it’s definitely a sweet one. 
                                            Notes of genadine. Finish: long, very 
                                            sweet. Comments: is that possible 
                                            that 1990 was a rather ‘sweet’ 
                                            vintage at Coal Ila? Or am I dreamin’ 
                                            up? SGP:526 - 84 points. |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              25, 2008 | 
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            – FOUR VERY OLD GLEN GRANTS |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | Glen Grant 27 yo 1955/1982 (43%, Duthie 
                                            for Samaroli, 120 bottles)  Colour: gold. Nose: obvious OBE here 
                                            (metal polish, shoe polish). Overripe 
                                            apples (or slightly oxidised apple 
                                            juice). Warm butter, old books, leather, 
                                            tea, butter caramel and hints of what 
                                            may well be peat. Lacks fruitiness 
                                            on the nose. Hints of camphor. Mouth: 
                                            punchy and unusually salty. Roasted 
                                            nuts, strong walnut liquor, mint and 
                                            liquorice sweets. Chlorophyll and 
                                            almond skin. Nicely bitter. Finish: 
                                            not too long, slight sourness, walnuts 
                                            and Jägermeister. Hints of peat. 
                                            Comments: a rather dry version showing 
                                            quite some old bottle effect on the 
                                            nose. Maybe slightly tired. SGP:272 
                                            – 86 points. |   
                                          | Glen 
                                            Grant 1954/2006 (40%, Gordon & 
                                            MacPhail)  Colour: amber. Nose: superb start. 
                                            Antiques shop, beeswax, old furniture, 
                                            cigar box. Goes on with green tea, 
                                            beef bouillon, walnuts and liquorice. 
                                            Ripe strawberries. Very discretely 
                                            sherried. More expressive and less 
                                            tired than the 1955. Mouth: round, 
                                            punchy, starting both minty and beefy. 
                                            Pepper, cloves and oak. Old walnuts, 
                                            chewed cigar (or ‘pipe juice’ 
                                            for that matter), liquorice. Finish: 
                                            long, a tad drying now. Lacks a little 
                                            fruitiness again. Comments: a great 
                                            old Glen Grant altogether but getting 
                                            dry and a little tannic. May have 
                                            deserved to be bottled a bit earlier. 
                                            SGP:371 – 87 points. |   
                                          | Glen 
                                            Grant 1950/1990 (40%, Gordon & 
                                            MacPhail for Fassbind Switzerland)  Colour: full gold. Nose: this is different. 
                                            Starts unusually grassy. Forest, moss, 
                                            fern, fresh mushrooms (boletus). Even 
                                            bigger notes of infused green tealeaves. 
                                            Wet wood, ham, ‘old car’ 
                                            (say, an MkII). Butter. Big notes 
                                            of cooked artichokes after a while. 
                                            Mouth: same big start as the 1954 
                                            but with more complexity. Good oak, 
                                            vanilla, more fruits (gooseberries, 
                                            blackcurrants), tea, walnuts and mint. 
                                            Lavender honey, liquorice. Finish: 
                                            long, less woody than the 1954 and 
                                            better balanced no doubt. Comments: 
                                            an excellent old Glen Grant where 
                                            the oak is very ‘active’ 
                                            but well integrated. SGP:452 
                                            – 89 points. |   
                                          | Glen 
                                            Grant 42 yo (70°proof, Gordon 
                                            & MacPhail, 1970's, 75.7cl)  This was certainly distilled before 
                                            WWII. Colour: full gold/pale amber.Nose: 
                                            kind of a mixture of all other three. 
                                            Superb. Old leather, beeswax, fresh 
                                            mint leaves, putty, butter, almonds 
                                            and walnuts, dried beef, ham, humus, 
                                            old furniture. Hints of horse sweat. 
                                            Mashed potatoes (strange at that age). 
                                            Mouth: excellent attack, even if it’s 
                                            a tad dusty. Big mint and liquorice, 
                                            orange liqueur (triple-sec), chlorophyll, 
                                            strong tea, walnut skin and smoked 
                                            ham. Touches of peat. Strawberry sweets. 
                                            Truly excellent, very complex. Finish: 
                                            long, a tad drying again now, with 
                                            also kirschy notes – also quetsche 
                                            eau-de-vie (or zwetschke). Comments: 
                                            great stuff that really stood the 
                                            test of age, both in its casks and 
                                            in its bottle. Great balance and excellent 
                                            complexity. SGP:553 – 
                                            91 points. |  
                                         
                                          |  |  | CRAZY 
                                            WHISKY ADS - Hard 
                                            times over here, in the middle of 
                                            the War on Whisky Fakers. Loads of 
                                            emails, hesitations, arguments, even 
                                            threats... But also a lot of positive 
                                            messages and excellent support, thanks 
                                            to you all. But it's really time for 
                                            more fun, and there's a lot of fun 
                                            in the old whisky ads we think. Take 
                                            for instance this 1966 ad 
                                            for Catto Gold Label Scotch... 
                                            My goodness, isn’t this a mink 
                                            pyjama - or was it fake mink? (note 
                                            to self: oh no, will you stop it!) |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              24, 2008 | 
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                                          | 
                                               
                                                |  |  |  | MALT 
                                                    MANIACS GOSSIP (not 
                                                    always sure, but...)New Ardbeg Renaissance - Ardbeg 
                                                    will be releasing, in limited 
                                                    quantities, a 10 year old 
                                                    cask strength from the 'new' 
                                                    distillation in the very near 
                                                    future, which they're calling 
                                                    Renaissance.
 AnCnoc will have a new 16yo 
                                                    to hit the shelves anytime 
                                                    now.
 |  |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            – FIVE ARDMORES |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | Ardmore 18 yo 1965/1984 (46%, Cadenhead's 
                                            Dumpy, Black Label, 75cl)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: starts very, 
                                            very smoky. Soot and garden bonfire, 
                                            metal polish. More towards lemon zests 
                                            and smoked tea after that. Burnt matches. 
                                            One of the smokiest Ardmores I ever 
                                            had. Reminds me a bit of Caol Ila. 
                                            Superb. Mouth: much less appealing 
                                            now. Fanta. Something perfumy, lavender 
                                            sweets, violet sweets, unsugared yoghurt. 
                                            Gets nicer after a little breathing 
                                            but the whole is a little weakish 
                                            and papery. Finish: shortish, lemony, 
                                            zesty, slightly dusty. Comments: fantastic 
                                            smoky nose but the palate is a little 
                                            tired (may have happened in the bottle 
                                            of course). SGP:255 – 
                                            84 points. |   
                                          | Ardmore 
                                            19 yo 1978/1998 (46%, Cadenhead, Original 
                                            Collection)  Colour: white wine. Nose: quite smoky 
                                            as well but less than the 1965. Gunflints 
                                            and matches, wet limestone, porridge 
                                            sprinkled with, err, peaty whisky. 
                                            Wet wool. Gets smokier with time, 
                                            almost as smoky as the 1965 after 
                                            a while. Mouth: much more body than 
                                            the 1965. Big smokiness, then pepper 
                                            and cloves. Very dry. Finish: medium 
                                            long, extremely dry now, peppery and 
                                            peaty. Comments: one for lovers of 
                                            extreme dryness. SGP:036 – 
                                            88 points. |   
                                          | Ardmore 
                                            18 yo 1976/1994 (51.4%, James MacArthur, 
                                            500 Years of Scotch Whisky)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: very smoky 
                                            and buttery. Bigger than both Cadenheads, 
                                            not only for the higher A.B.V. Old 
                                            walnuts, almonds, newspaper of the 
                                            day (ink). Big notes of roasted hazelnuts, 
                                            roasted argan oil, soot, brown coal. 
                                            Smoked fish. Quite spectacular. Mouth: 
                                            big, powerful, lemony and peaty. Slightly 
                                            soapy at the attack but that vanishes. 
                                            Paraffin, pepper, almonds, smoky. 
                                            Finish: long, very peppery. Comments: 
                                            profile close to the 1978. SGP:146 
                                            – 88 points. |   
                                          | Ardmore 
                                            16 yo 1990/2007 (59.7%, Signatory, 
                                            cask #30019, 199 bottles)  Colour: straw. Nose: very smoky again 
                                            but with more fruit. Lemons, green 
                                            apples and white peaches. Less mature 
                                            it seems, rougher. Matchbox, smoked 
                                            tea (lapsang souchong). Newly cut 
                                            grass. With water: as often, gets 
                                            more vegetal and even animal. Ham, 
                                            wet hay, old kelp on the beach. Mouth 
                                            (neat): mixture of white fruits, almonds 
                                            and peat. Very powerful but drinkable. 
                                            With water: sweeter, pears, grapefruits. 
                                            Finish: long, on smoked grapefruits 
                                            (eh?), very dry aftertaste. Comments: 
                                            very good. Again, for lovers of big, 
                                            dry whiskies. SGP:265 – 
                                            87 points. |   
                                          | Ardmore 
                                            12 yo (56.2%, James McArthur, 75cl, 
                                            late 1980’s)  Colour: straw. Nose: another very 
                                            smoky one, even sharper than its sibblings. 
                                            Good beer (the older Pilsner Urquell 
                                            spring to mind), lemon juice, wet 
                                            stones, soot, matches, raw wool and 
                                            ink. Mouth: very big yet balanced, 
                                            with something that remind me of the 
                                            recent young Ardbegs (Still Young). 
                                            Grapefruits, grass juice, peat, wasabi 
                                            (or horseradish). Quite extreme again. 
                                            With a few drops of water: more peat, 
                                            more wildness. Lemon zests and dry 
                                            olive oil (not the fruity ones). Strong 
                                            unsugared green tea. Finish: very 
                                            long, peaty and peppery, very dry. 
                                            Comments: same as before, for lovers 
                                            of very dry whiskies only. Almost 
                                            brutal and certainly spectacular in 
                                            its own genre. SGP:166 – 
                                            88 points. |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              23, 2008 | 
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                                          | FRIENDS! 
                                            – We’re starting to get 
                                            messages complaining about the fact 
                                            that (like on eBay) we’re leaving 
                                            too much room for fake bottles on 
                                            this page. I agree, it’s all 
                                            a little demoralizing, isn’t 
                                            it? So, here’s what we’re 
                                            going to do from tomorrow on: please 
                                            keep sending us news and examples 
                                            of fakes, we’ll happily post 
                                            the “best ones” (yawn) 
                                            on the War page, that will remain 
                                            live as long as necessary. Keep checking 
                                            it, we should have many other breaking 
                                            news for you in the future... |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: LIVE AUCTION Bottle: 
                                            Port 
                                            Ellen 22yo 1978 Rare Malts
 CASE 
                                            PENDING...
 |  
                                         
                                          | 
                                               
                                                | You 
                                                    may know that we 
                                                    almost never read Press Releases 
                                                    - and hence never talk about 
                                                    those (obviously). Well, I 
                                                    had forgotten why and read 
                                                    a recent one from Men's 
                                                    Vogue, announcing 
                                                    a Scotch story in the Feb. 
                                                    issue, which hits newstands 
                                                    this week. A link led me to 
                                                    their website, where I started 
                                                    to read that Scotch story... 
                                                    "Advocates—if 
                                                    we can call them that—of 
                                                    the Scotch whiskeys of Islay..." 
                                                    Oh no... Now I remember why 
                                                    I never read them... |   
                                                | Jan 
                                                  24 update - A nice 
                                                  comment by Davin on MM&F 
                                                  on Facebook |  |  
                                         
                                          |  |           TASTING 
                                              - VARIOUS INDIE MACALLANS |  
                                         
                                          | Well, 
                                            the war on whisky fakers has a main 
                                            drawback – although some may 
                                            think it’s good news actually: 
                                            I haven’t got a lot of time 
                                            for writing detailed tasting notes 
                                            anymore these days. So, please forgive 
                                            me but you’ll see more shortish 
                                            notes in the coming days... No, no, 
                                            that doesn’t mean that I’m 
                                            spending less time on each whisky, 
                                            it’s just that I’ll be 
                                            more telegraphic with most of my ‘writings’ 
                                            (yup, I know what you think). |  
                                         
                                          | Glen 
                                            Gordon 15yo 1974/1990 (40%, Antica 
                                            Casa Marchesi Spinola, Collection 
                                            No 1, 75cl)  Glen Gordon is Macallan. Well, let’s 
                                            be PC and say that it should be Macallan. 
                                            Colour: pale gold. Nose: very fruity 
                                            at first nosing (ripe apples, pineapples) 
                                            with a rather obvious mustiness in 
                                            the background. Gets more beerish 
                                            (not bearish like Wall Street) after 
                                            a while, with also hints of geranium 
                                            and warm praline, the whole being 
                                            quite quick to fade away until it 
                                            gets almost silent, except for a few 
                                            herbal notes (lemon balm and hints 
                                            of verbena). Pleasant but a little 
                                            weakish, I’d say... The palate 
                                            should determine the outcome... Mouth: 
                                            well, no, it does not work. First 
                                            it’s a bit weakish again and 
                                            then it’s the oak’s tannins 
                                            that invade your mouth. Too drying 
                                            and caramelly as well. Too bad, one 
                                            can feel that what’s behind 
                                            that is good stuff (for instance pretty 
                                            notes of sultanas). And a short and 
                                            tannic finish... Well, this Spinola 
                                            series was really strange, it seems 
                                            that it included true wonders but 
                                            also unexpectedly feeble versions 
                                            of blue chips (Port Ellen, this Macallan...) 
                                            SGP:231 – 77 points 
                                            (for the nose). |   
                                          | Macallan 
                                            1985/2006 (43%, Private Cellar Collection)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: a little 
                                            more expressive than the old Spinola 
                                            at first sniffing and quite different. 
                                            More on almond milk, vanilla and oak, 
                                            with unexpected hints of peat, a little 
                                            vanilla, hints of pine resin and fresh 
                                            putty. Nice balance, with a little 
                                            more oomph than the FO’s of 
                                            similar ages but a comparable profile. 
                                            Maybe something metallic. Mouth: maybe 
                                            more ‘mundane’ at this 
                                            stage, malty, nutty and caramelly. 
                                            Also vanilla and cereals... Finish: 
                                            medium long, nutty and vanilled. Maybe 
                                            a bit ‘blendish’ but it’s 
                                            otherwise perfectly okay... 
                                            SGP:332 – 78 points. |   
                                          | Macallan 
                                            26yo 1973/2000 (46%, Murray McDavid, 
                                            Refill sherry, MM 4755)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: very, very 
                                            close to the 1985 at first nosing 
                                            but getting more expressive after 
                                            a while. Hints of sherry, big notes 
                                            of shoe polish and paraffin, dried 
                                            pears. More on spearmint after a while, 
                                            chives, white chocolate, roasted nuts, 
                                            heather honey... Very nice nose even 
                                            if the whole is maybe a tad too harmless. 
                                            A Macallan de salon? Mouth: good attack, 
                                            peaty, malty and ashy, with good body. 
                                            Gets then very spicy (nutmeg first, 
                                            then cloves and cardamom), the oak 
                                            getting bigger over time (a pleasant 
                                            bitterness and no excessive tannins). 
                                            Finish: rather long, oakier now, with 
                                            a little mint. SGP:343 – 
                                            81 points. |   
                                          | Macallan 
                                            1973/1999 (47%, Scott's Selection)  Colour: straw. Nose: ha-ha, this seems 
                                            to be big. Not unlike the Spinola 
                                            but with much, much more zing. Big 
                                            notes of fresh pineapples and ashes, 
                                            wood polish, orange blossom water, 
                                            sandalwood, mint, a little lavender, 
                                            violet sweets, roasted peanuts, sesame 
                                            oil... And a little oak to sustain 
                                            the whole. I like this nose a lot 
                                            despite a very faint soapiness. Mouth: 
                                            a strong and even a bit acrid attack, 
                                            with even more oak than in the MMcD. 
                                            Chlorophyll and green tea, lemon zest... 
                                            Gets very green and bitter after a 
                                            while, nothing to do with the nose 
                                            – at all. Too bad. Finish: long 
                                            but very tannic. Well, I was prepared 
                                            to go as far as 85+ points but the 
                                            acrid palate pulls it down to around 
                                            75 points I’m 
                                            afraid. SGP:261 (but 
                                            the nose was more like 544). |   
                                          | Macallan 
                                            1979/2004 (51.6%, Scott's Selection)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: it’s 
                                            almost exactly the same whisky as 
                                            the 1973 at first nosing, with just 
                                            a slightly bigger punch, but it gets 
                                            then more candied and nutty. Beautiful 
                                            notes of warm praline, caramel crème, 
                                            vanilla custard, light honey and sultanas. 
                                            Then we have similar notes of shoe 
                                            polish and ashes than in some other 
                                            versions, as well as notes of fresh 
                                            herbs (chives, savory) and candle 
                                            wax. Definitely less fruity than the 
                                            1973 on the nose. Mouth: ah yes, now 
                                            we’re talking. Sweeter and mellower 
                                            than the 1973 (but also a bit tannic 
                                            again), slightly lactic but that doesn’t 
                                            last for long. Lots of spices as well, 
                                            like in the Murray McDavid (nutmeg 
                                            and cloves), vanilla, apricots, Corinth 
                                            raisins and apples. The spiciness 
                                            is very pleasant. Finish: very long 
                                            with the oak getting a bit more obvious 
                                            now. Big pepper. Not an absolute winner 
                                            but now, truly great Macallans are 
                                            rather hard to find at the IB’s 
                                            methinks... SGP:352 – 
                                            84 points. |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              22, 2008 | 
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                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Tormore 
                                            10yo
 Seller: 
                                            docccc (Munich, Germany)
 Date 
                                            of auction: 28.10.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 162
 Problem: 
                                            re-painted twist cap
 |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            we think these pictures tell the whole 
                                            story, don't they? Ah, yes, in case 
                                            you don't speak the language of Goethe, 
                                            'Pinsel-reiniger' means 'brush cleaner'. 
                                            The clever buyer had thought something 
                                            was dodgy and decided to find out. 
                                            Actually, white had been painted over 
                                            the original cream paint, on which 
                                            something was written: INVER 
                                            HOUSE (probably a bottle 
                                            of Green Plaid or Red Plaid, a blend 
                                            that you could get for roughly 15 
                                            Euros on whiskyauction.com - and no, 
                                            Tormore never belonged to Inver House). 
                                            Besides, both cap and label were too 
                                            shiny anyway. This is an obvious fake, 
                                            all made up like a stolen truck! |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | TIP: 
                                            always check if painted caps have 
                                            very small parts that are un-painted, 
                                            especially under the bottom of the 
                                            caps (under the ring, near the bottle). 
                                            It's been confirmed that paint on 
                                            caps is/was always applied on the 
                                            flat metal before the cap is formed, 
                                            and hence should be totally even, 
                                            except for flakes that may come off 
                                            with wear - but then the rest of the 
                                            cap should look old, not brand new. 
                                            What's more, a whisky company would 
                                            never, ever repaint an existing cap. |   
                                          | <--- 
                                            Example of a dodgy Macallan cap. |  
                                         
                                          | PETE 
                                            McPEAT AND JACK WASHBACK |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            3 Bowmores 
                                            21yo (1972, 1973, 1974)
 Item 
                                            # 160166864079, 160166865350, 
                                            160166865952
 Seller: 
                                            caposiux (Firenze, 
                                            Italy)
 Date 
                                            of auction: 12.10.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 123, 101, 101
 Problem: 
                                            please try to find out...
 |  
                                         
                                          | Okay, 
                                            let's make this a little game if you 
                                            agree. Here are pictures of these 
                                            three Bowmores that a good friend 
                                            bought on eBay (don't bother with 
                                            colour variations please)... All are 
                                            identical, except for the vintages 
                                            of course. |  
                                         
                                          | Right, 
                                            let's focus on the 1972 for a while. 
                                            Below are the three known versions 
                                            of the 21yo 1972 - pictures by a famous 
                                            Bowmore collector (these bottles are 
                                            now in the distillery's collection). 
                                            Namely the 'regular' 43% - 70cl version, 
                                            the 43% - 75cl version and the cask 
                                            strength version that was exclusive 
                                            to Germany. |  
                                         
                                          | Okay, 
                                            now, let's have a look at the old 
                                            'regular' 21yo that we all know very 
                                            well if you please... |  
                                         
                                          |  | Right, 
                                              do you have good eyes? If yes, and 
                                              if you spent a little time adimiring 
                                              these marvellous pictures, you may 
                                              have found out about that very small 
                                              detail that tells us that the 1972 
                                              (and both the 1973 and 1974 as well 
                                              in fact) that our friend bought 
                                              was a fake, or at least a very dodgy 
                                              bottling... So, 
                                              did you spot that detail? You 
                                              didn't? Good, please have a look 
                                              at the name 'BOWMORE' on all these 
                                              labels... Yes, 
                                              you're right, it's all about the 
                                              'R'!!! (that means 'registered'). 
                                              Indeed, on the genuine 21yo 1972 
                                              at 43% (both 70 and 75cl versions), 
                                              the R is above the 'E'.
 But on the CS version for Germany 
                                              as well as on the regular 'no vintage' 
                                              version, the R is next to the 'E', 
                                              not above the 'E'.
 So, 
                                              it seems that the forgers didn't 
                                              pay attention to this very small 
                                              detail, did they? Thank god, we 
                                              did... Now, 
                                              our friend who bout these fakes 
                                              showed the bottles to various experts, 
                                              and it seems that there are several 
                                              other possible evidences of these 
                                              being fakes: |  
                                         
                                          | - 
                                            filling level is to high, most vintage 
                                            Bowmore are filled into the lower 
                                            neck. - no boxes.
 - the blue sky in the label is a different 
                                            kind of blue as compared to other 
                                            bottles.
 - the label doesn't have any embossement 
                                            (raised design).
 - the golden letters, when held against 
                                            the light, don't reflect as they should.
 - the edges of the label look 'cut'.
 |  
                                         
                                          | All 
                                              these clues are difficult to spot 
                                              on a picture but the 'R' trick should 
                                              help you spot the fakes! To sum 
                                              up: All these vintages at 43% should 
                                              have the 'R' above the 'E'. All 
                                              these vintages at Cask Strength 
                                              or 'no-vintage' versions should 
                                              have it next to the E. As for these 
                                              three bottles; they are probably 
                                              'simpler' or 'cheaper' Bowmores 
                                              that have been relabelled by the 
                                              forgers.
 |  |  
                                         
                                          | By 
                                            the way, there's another 
                                            one in live eBay auctions 
                                            these days: item #220193339599. 
                                            What do you say? Fake? Genuine? |  
                                         
                                          | 
                                               
                                                |  |  |  | MALT 
                                                    MANIACS GOSSIP (not 
                                                    always sure, but...)Belgium: After the launch 
                                                    of Filliers Whisky called 
                                                    "Goldlys", a beer 
                                                    brewery "Het Anker" 
                                                    from Mechelen has announced 
                                                    the release of the Gouden 
                                                    Carolus whisky. Reliable sources 
                                                    from within Inbev say: "We 
                                                    are seriously thinking about 
                                                    it too.... a Leffe Whisky 
                                                    or perhaps a Hoegaarden whisky."
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                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: LIVE AUCTIONS Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            1947 (1 BOTTLE)
 Item 
                                            # 230214772568
 Date 
                                            of auction: 24.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: 0 bids so far
 Problem: 
                                            which bottle is it?.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                              the seller added various pictures 
                                              on this item's page. The problem 
                                              is that they weren't all of the 
                                              same bottle. We're not saying this 
                                              is a fraud, but whether you'll get 
                                              bottle #1 or bottle #2 will make 
                                              for quite a difference, won't it! 
                                              Nutshell: it's always better to 
                                              ask questions before you bid too 
                                              quickly.... 
 |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              21, 2008 | 
 |  |  
                                         
                                          | 
                                               
                                                |  |  |  | MALT 
                                                    MANIACS GOSSIP (not 
                                                    always sure, but...)You've 
                                                    probably heard this one: Glenglassaugh 
                                                    will re-open this year. It 
                                                    is being sold to a private 
                                                    group from Russia.
 Laphroaig intends to introduce 
                                                    a sherry version of the 1/4 
                                                    cask.
 Braes of Glenlivet will re-open 
                                                    this year after a refit.
 Imperial is now the next in 
                                                    line for reactivation of Chivas's 
                                                    mothballed distilleries.
 |  |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            – FIVE 1975 ARDBEGS |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | Ardbeg 30 yo 1975/2006 (46.1%, Douglas 
                                            Laing Platinum, 180 bottles)  Colour: straw. Nose: strikingly robust 
                                            and fresh at first nosing, with no 
                                            sign of mellowing due too age. A little 
                                            spirity (mercurochrome), earthy, leafy, 
                                            almost grassy, lemony (skin), developing 
                                            more towards almondy and waxy notes 
                                            (paraffin), as well as cold ashes 
                                            and wet stones. Gets finally bizarrely 
                                            sourish (grass juice, dry lemon juice, 
                                            green apples) and even more ‘stony’ 
                                            (wet chalk). Maybe not the most refined 
                                            old Ardbeg on the nose... Mouth: hmm, 
                                            we’ve had better old Ardbegs 
                                            for sure. Very salty but also a little 
                                            too dusty for my taste, curiously 
                                            drying, peppery, a little metallic 
                                            (not the ‘good’ metal 
                                            of OBE), getting rather bitter... 
                                            The rest is classic (peat and the 
                                            rest) but it’s not enough I 
                                            think. Finish: medium long and a little, 
                                            well, indefinite, with something papery 
                                            and ‘chemical’ but also 
                                            quite some salt. Frankly, I think 
                                            this would be perfectly okay if it 
                                            was 15yo whisky from most other distilleries, 
                                            but not for a 30y Ardbeg sold for 
                                            rather big bucks. Okayish. SGP:166 
                                            – 81 points. |   
                                          | Ardbeg 
                                            30 yo 1975/2005 (47.8%, Douglas Laing 
                                            Platinum, 274 bottles)  Colour: straw. Nose: starts a little 
                                            less expressively than the ‘180’ 
                                            but much straighter, cleaner and more 
                                            typically Ardbeg. At random, we have 
                                            gunflints, peat smoke, wet wool, seashells, 
                                            wet earth (and clay), humus, our beloved 
                                            ‘clean wet dog’ (sorry 
                                            again, dogs), brown coal, almonds, 
                                            lemons and green tea. Bl**dy typical. 
                                            No sign of sour apple notes this time. 
                                            Mouth: yes, this a nicely sharp, peaty, 
                                            lemony and earthy Ardbeg. Big saltiness 
                                            again, notes of cough syrup, a little 
                                            mint, lemon pie, pepper, rather big 
                                            notes of verbena, liquorice... Excellent 
                                            Ardbeg this time (but it makes its 
                                            bro even more underwhelming by comparison). 
                                            Finish: lingering, peaty, lemony, 
                                            peppery and salty. Classic. SGP:158 
                                            – 90 points. |   
                                          | Ardbeg 
                                            24 yo 1975/2000 (50%, Douglas Laing 
                                            OMC, 234 bottles)  Colour: straw. Nose: less typical! 
                                            Closer to the ‘180’ again 
                                            but even more extreme in it’s 
                                            ‘green sourness’, which 
                                            makes it more interesting actually, 
                                            albeit a bit curious. Notes of white 
                                            peaches, acidulous sweets (reminding 
                                            me of small sweets we had when we 
                                            were kids, called ‘Pez’) 
                                            and lemon-sprayed oysters. Comes back 
                                            into line after that, with more peat 
                                            (but less than in the ‘274’), 
                                            more almonds and more ‘wet dogs’ 
                                            (I certainly hope dogs don’t 
                                            read Whiskyfun). Gets nicer and nicer 
                                            with time. Classic, top-notch 1975 
                                            Ardbeg, except for hyper-big whiffs 
                                            of crushed cloves that arise after 
                                            quite a long time. Mouth: very, very 
                                            excellent. Richer than both Platinums, 
                                            more candied (kumquats and mint), 
                                            much more resinous and much oakier 
                                            as well (slightly varnishy), the rest 
                                            being classic ‘coastal’ 
                                            peat and tar. Concentrated. Finish: 
                                            very long, almost hot, on oak, peat 
                                            and pine resin plus salt. Rather a 
                                            wham-bam 1975 Ardbeg even if it’s 
                                            rather less elegant than the famous 
                                            ‘702’. SGP:358 
                                            – 92 points. |   
                                          | Ardbeg 
                                            27 yo 1975/2002 (50%, Douglas Laing 
                                            OMC, sherry, 342 bottles)  Colour: dark amber. Nose: very first 
                                            sniffs suggest that this one is overloaded 
                                            with sherry but Ardbeg is big whisky 
                                            as we all know and it does manage 
                                            to have its say after a few seconds. 
                                            Reminds me of coffee with plum spirit 
                                            (ja, Kaffeeschnapps) for a while, 
                                            but then we have these faintly sourish 
                                            notes again – nothing unpleasant, 
                                            though. Something like lemon liqueur-filled 
                                            chocolate. Also notes of old walnuts, 
                                            a little rubber, ham (make that York)... 
                                            As often, big notes of camphor and 
                                            eucalyptus arise after a moment, liquorice... 
                                            Also black olives, earth, tar... It’s 
                                            big but very complex whisky for sure. 
                                            I’m curious to see if our second 
                                            sherried Ardbeg (1975 OB) will behave 
                                            in front of this one. Mouth: hmm, 
                                            mixed feelings at the attack for there’s 
                                            kind of a dustiness but then the whole 
                                            takes off despite its high concentration. 
                                            Pine resin, thick cough syrup, liquorice, 
                                            peat, tar and orange marmalade and 
                                            then spices (cloves, rosemary, nutmeg, 
                                            cinnamon –lots – and pepper). 
                                            Hyper-rich, really. Finish: very long, 
                                            concentrated, maybe just a tad rubbery 
                                            and oaky again now, with a nice afterglow 
                                            on peppered plum jam and chocolate. 
                                            A very rich Ardbeg but again, if don’t 
                                            like sherry in your peat – or 
                                            reversely, beware! SGP:467 
                                            – 92 points. |   
                                          | Ardbeg 
                                            1975/2006 (41.4%, OB, Italy, sherry, 
                                            cask #4720, 207 bottles)  Not sure this one was for Italy. Colour: 
                                            deep amber with reddish hues. Nose: 
                                            this time the sherry really has the 
                                            upper hand. A lot of old walnuts, 
                                            old wines, furniture polish, strawberry 
                                            jam and the pepper, but rather little 
                                            peat. Gets more medicinal after a 
                                            moment, though, with whiffs of antiseptic 
                                            but also quite some old leather, dried 
                                            mushrooms, old papers, smoked meat, 
                                            dried meat, oyster sauce and nutmeg. 
                                            All that is maybe a tad ‘dirty’ 
                                            and dusty but it is a very good whisky 
                                            – provided you like sherry that 
                                            dominates the whisky (even untameable 
                                            Ardbeg). Anyway, I liked the sherried 
                                            OMC better so far. Mouth: closer to 
                                            the ‘342’ but a little 
                                            weaker, drier, more on bitter chocolate 
                                            and sourish herbal teas (rosehip, 
                                            hawthorn). Big cinnamon and cloves, 
                                            a little cough syrup again, thyme, 
                                            Parma ham, a little balsamico (goes 
                                            well with it)... Alas, the whole is 
                                            a little tired and, again, drying. 
                                            The finish is quite nice in style, 
                                            though, but it’s a bit weakish 
                                            and tannic. Certainly not a whisky 
                                            worth several hundred pounds if you 
                                            ask me, whether it’s a rare 
                                            one or not. SGP:346 – 
                                            84 points. |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: LIVE AUCTIONS Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            Gran Reserva 1979
 Item 
                                            # 120210917453
 Date 
                                            of auction: 27.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 138.00 so far
 Problem: 
                                            capsule again!
 |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            the kind seller sent us detailed pictures 
                                            of this item (he's not one of these 
                                            'forgers' and bought the bottle a 
                                            few years ago from Italy). The labels 
                                            and bottle were perfect but something 
                                            wasn't quite right with the capsule. 
                                            So, we compared it with a genuine 
                                            bottle we had on our shelves and found 
                                            out that the genuine capsule was perfect 
                                            whilst the 'dodgy' one was sort of 
                                            wrinkled at the bottom and over the 
                                            cap. This indicates that the bottle 
                                            has probably been refilled, the capsule 
                                            having been replaced by hand. Very 
                                            dodgy at best! (sorry, colour variations 
                                            come from 'computerising'). |  |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              20, 2008 | 
 |  |  
                                         
                                          | TASTING 
                                            – FOUR CRAIGELLACHIES |   
                                          |  |   
                                          | Craigellachie 
                                            1994/2007 (46%, Gordon & MacPhail 
                                            Reserve, cask #7323)  Colour: gold. Nose: rather hot at 
                                            first nosing, slightly prickly, starting 
                                            on fresh orange juice and ripe kiwi 
                                            with something metallic as well (this 
                                            could be mistaken with an old bottle 
                                            – advanced OBE?) Goes on with 
                                            notes of shoe polish and paraffin, 
                                            getting then sort of ‘chemically 
                                            orangey’ (Fanta) and a tad dusty. 
                                            Not bad at all but a little odd I 
                                            think. Mouth: creamy but nervous, 
                                            very orangey and spicy at the attack 
                                            (black pepper and cloves), with also 
                                            quite some praline and nougat. Excellent 
                                            body and nothing ‘chemical’ 
                                            this time. Goes on with dried fruits 
                                            (pineapple slices, sultanas) and finally 
                                            strong honey (chestnut, maybe heather) 
                                            and orange marmalade. Long finish, 
                                            even more on sultanas, with an excellent 
                                            peppery ‘end of the finish’ 
                                            and notes of sage. Maybe the nose 
                                            wasn’t 100% convincing but the 
                                            palate is really great. Excellent 
                                            value at 50 euros. SGP:631 
                                            – 86 points. |   
                                          | Craigellachie 
                                            14 yo 1971 (40%, G&M Connoisseurs 
                                            Choice, brown label)  Colour: gold. Nose: interestingly 
                                            similar on the nose, except that it 
                                            may be genuine OBE here. Shoe polish, 
                                            orange squash and ink (wet newspapers). 
                                            Gets then beefier (pemmican?) and 
                                            a little dusty and metallic again, 
                                            but the whole has a lot of presence. 
                                            Further develops on nectar and pollen, 
                                            honeydew and old wooden furniture. 
                                            Mouth: excellent and even closer to 
                                            its younger brothers. Good body at 
                                            40% and a development that’s 
                                            very similar (dried fruits, spices, 
                                            sultanas, orange marmalade). Medium 
                                            long finish on the very same notes 
                                            and added hints of salt. Extremely 
                                            good and full of oomph. SGP:631 
                                            – 89 points. |   
                                          | Craigellachie 
                                            33 yo 1970/2003 (46%, Murray McDavid 
                                            Mission III, 498 bottles)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: starts 
                                            quite funnily, not unlike some old 
                                            rum, with a lot of vanilla, overripe 
                                            coconut (or the liqueurs made thereof) 
                                            and dried figs. Something very ‘mature’. 
                                            Goes on with the same hints of shoe 
                                            polish and ink as in the two G&M’s, 
                                            ripe bananas and also hints of old 
                                            Sauternes wine and fresh mint. Very 
                                            nice nose I must say. Mouth: well, 
                                            it’s all in the same vein. Dried 
                                            fruits (dates, pears, figs, oranges, 
                                            coconuts) plus spices (cloves, nutmeg, 
                                            pepper) and fresh herbs (mint, lemon 
                                            balm). Very, very good and sort of 
                                            easy/sexy, which is an asset here 
                                            (no cheap philosophy, don’t 
                                            worry). Medium long finish, reminding 
                                            me of oriental pastries. Great whisky, 
                                            very drinkable at that. SGP:632 
                                            – 90 points. |   
                                          | Craigellachie-Glenlivet 
                                            16 yo 1962/1979 (80°Proof, Cadenhead's, 
                                            Dumpy, Black Label, 75cl)  Colour: white wine. Nose: oh, now 
                                            we have the shoe polish upfront as 
                                            well as these metallic notes – 
                                            beautiful ones, that is. Whiffs of 
                                            soot, coal oven, earl grey tea and 
                                            metal polish. Hints of sultanas, vanilla 
                                            and coconuts again, mint, a little 
                                            camphor and eucalyptus (Vicks), something 
                                            like amlou (a delicious paste made 
                                            in southern Morocco out of argan oil, 
                                            honey and ground almonds). The notes 
                                            of coal oven are getting bigger – 
                                            you may find them in many of these 
                                            old ‘black dumpies’, it’s 
                                            almost like a house style. Mouth: 
                                            OBE at its best! Crystallised citrons, 
                                            bitter almonds, sultanas (and Corinth 
                                            raisins), lemonade, white pepper, 
                                            soft curry, paprika and cinnamon. 
                                            Very different from the recent ones 
                                            this time. Finish: long, spicier, 
                                            maybe just a tad dusty, which prevents 
                                            it from being a totally great whisky 
                                            I think, but the whole is still worth 
                                            90 points in my books. 
                                            SGP:542 (and thanks, Hercules). |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: LIVE AUCTIONS Bottle: 
                                            Springbank 
                                            30yo dumpy
 Item 
                                            # 180206331471
 Date 
                                            of auction: 20.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 128.77 so far
 Problem: 
                                            capsule!
 |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            at the left, the bottle that's on 
                                            auction. Sorry, we did not crop it 
                                            in height, the seller did it. He was 
                                            asked to provide us with better pictures 
                                            but replied that he didn't have any.Hmm. 
                                            At the right, various genuine versions 
                                            of the 30yo (thanks, Michiel). So, 
                                            there is an obvious problem with the 
                                            closure. Either it's an open bottle 
                                            or the cap just isn't genuine. Yes, 
                                            hard to tell, but as the bottle isn't 
                                            advertised as being open, this shouldn't 
                                            be bought without due explanations. 
                                            Very dodgy. Always ask for good and 
                                            complete pictures! |  |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              19, 2008 | 
 |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | LATEST 
                                            NEWS FROM THE FRONT – Our 
                                            Whisky 
                                            Watchdogs Council 
                                            (nicknamed the War Cabinet) has now 
                                            two new eminent members. After the 
                                            honourable Dave Broom, Carsten Ehrlich 
                                            and Sukhinder Singh, we’re happy 
                                            to report that Iain Russell 
                                            and Doug Stone just 
                                            accepted to join the squad. |  
                                         
                                          | - Iain is a top archivist 
                                            currently working at the Scottish 
                                            Brewing Archive but with past experience 
                                            with whisky firms, most notably Chivas. 
                                            He was closely involved in the Macallan 
                                            fakes issue and his most recent investigation 
                                            was into the questioned date given 
                                            to the Mutter Bowmore. - Doug is a paper 
                                            conservator. He’s been affiliated 
                                            with the Institute of Paper Chemistry, 
                                            Appleton, Wisconsin (now Institute 
                                            of Paper Technology in Atlanta, Georgia, 
                                            part of Georgia Tech University) as 
                                            a consultant since 1978 and a member 
                                            of the advisory board to the Dard 
                                            Hunter Paper museum (now American 
                                            Museum of Papermaking) for about 15 
                                            years. He’s studying a lot about 
                                            printing history and enjoys learning 
                                            about what happened when in the history 
                                            of technology. Doug has also been 
                                            working on a whisky industry database 
                                            for about 25 years.
 |   
                                          | Other 
                                            than that, baccusvr 
                                            (ex-nonno_oreste) is no longer a registered 
                                            user on ebay. Now, he may use his 
                                            other nicknames of course, so please 
                                            be cautious with sudden brand new 
                                            sellers from Tuscany. |   
                                          | Also, 
                                            it seems that the forgers had quite 
                                            a few undersold bottles 
                                            these days, many being bought back 
                                            by themselves. As an Italian friend 
                                            put it, ‘the cat is eating his 
                                            own tail’. |  
                                         
                                          | AND 
                                              A REQUEST: PLEASE DO 
                                              NOT SELL labels, 
                                              empty bottles or boxes to people 
                                              whom you don't know or trust, at 
                                              least don't sell 'collectable' bottles. 
                                              If you do that some may think that 
                                              you're in collusion with the forgers. 
                                              What's more, empty bottles make 
                                              for beautiful lamp stands, so why 
                                              not keep them?... 
 And before we go on with a few new 
                                              examples of fakes (and probable 
                                              genuines), let’s express another 
                                              tip if you please: when a seller 
                                              has got some buyers who buy a lot 
                                              of items from him and who are located 
                                              in the very same city/region (or 
                                              are blacklisted or dodgy sellers), 
                                              beware! And remember, never, 
                                              ever buy when a seller’s feedback 
                                              is private/hidden.
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                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? NOT!!! Bottle: 
                                            Ardbeg 
                                            1977 OB
 Item 
                                            # 260202872300
 Seller: 
                                            ittich Germany
 Date 
                                            of auction: 20.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 1.00 so far
 Problem: 
                                            what do you think?
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                            something is not quite right here... 
                                            Did you spot the problem? Yeah, the 
                                            bottle is empty BUT the capsule is 
                                            'immaculately intact'. Actually, the 
                                            seller (very honest no doubt) explains 
                                            on the eBay page how easy it is to 
                                            remove an Ardbeg's capsule and to 
                                            replace it afterwards. This is also 
                                            true with all the 'Manager's Choice' 
                                            or single casks that fetch such high 
                                            prices on eBay and elsewhere. I know 
                                            that this may give bad hints to dishonest 
                                            people but I prefer us whisky lovers 
                                            to be warned. And just between us, 
                                            I think that the company should invest 
                                            a little money in this issue (come 
                                            up with 'faker-proof' closures ASAP!!!) 
                                            instead of running after the uber-rich 
                                            with stupid packagings. What's more, don't tell me that my 
                                            compatriots LVMH aren't used to deal 
                                            with fakers...
 So please, Ardbeg, again, we love 
                                            you but PLEASE do something. And many 
                                            thanks, ittich! (and Patrick).
 |  
                                         
                                          | While 
                                            I'm at it, I think it would be a smart 
                                            move for many bottlers not to make 
                                            the forgers' lives even easier (and 
                                            ours messier) by issuing expensive 
                                            versions using the very same bottles 
                                            AND CAPSULES as for their core ranges. 
                                            Laphroaig springs to mind (there has 
                                            already been many fake 30yo's made 
                                            out of 10yo Cask Strength or 15yo, 
                                            for instance, and the company is very 
                                            well aware of that, so why didn't 
                                            they use at least a different capsule 
                                            on the newest 25yo?) |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            3 x 
                                            Macallan 50yo 1928 Anniversary
 Item 
                                            # 190183276012
 Date 
                                            of auction: 19.12.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: GBP 3,600.00
 Seller: 
                                            tanx123, London, UK. (it seems that 
                                            this ID has been hacked according 
                                            to eBay)
 Problem: 
                                            faked tax stripes?
 |  
                                         
                                          |  |  | Comments: 
                                              This is an amazing story. The sale 
                                              was for 1 lot of 3 of these bottles, 
                                              not sold individually. There has 
                                              been 16 bids (private of course). 
                                              A friend asked the seller for pictures 
                                              of all three bottles because there 
                                              was only one pictured bottle on 
                                              the eBay page and he wanted to make 
                                              sure that the seller really had 
                                              3. These are the pictures our friend 
                                              got in the reply.. (see below...) |  
                                         
                                          | This 
                                            is obviously the same picture of the 
                                            same bottle, only the numbers on the 
                                            tax stripe having been photoshopped 
                                            (#556573, 596573, 595573). It is to 
                                            be wondered what the actual buyer 
                                            has got... If there ever was an actual 
                                            buyer that is. What's sure is that 
                                            the forgers aren't too bad at Photoshopping, 
                                            which is even scarier, isn't it? 
 |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            1951
 Item 
                                            # 300189398057
 Seller: 
                                            lisas4199, Lucca, Italy
 Date 
                                            of auction: 13.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 300.00
 Problem: 
                                            wrong bottle
 |  
                                         
                                          |  |  | Comments: 
                                            it's very tricky to spot these fake 
                                            Macallans. In this case, you should 
                                            know that all 1951's always came in 
                                            the 'thinner' style bottle of Macallan, 
                                            that had the same diameter all the 
                                            way down the bottle (picture at the 
                                            right) whilst this fake is conical 
                                            (broad shoulders, bottle getting then 
                                            thinner - picture at the left). This 
                                            is yet another fake Macallan. |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            30yo blue label
 Item 
                                            # 330188755062
 Seller: 
                                            portokalo2023
 Date 
                                            of auction: 18.11.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: GBP 180.00
 Problem: 
                                            whisky colour, label code
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                            the whisky is much paler in colour 
                                            than the genuine 30yo, which used 
                                            to be one of the darkest recent Macallans 
                                            (alas, you can't see that from a picture). 
                                            Most importantly, every genuine bottle 
                                            should have a lot number visible near 
                                            the bottom on the back of the front 
                                            label (this was confirmed by the distillery) 
                                            but this one hasn't got any. This 
                                            is an obvious fake, like most 30yo 
                                            'blue label' or 25yo 'Anniversary' 
                                            one can/could find at Italian sellers 
                                            and/or their Munich/London/New York 
                                            'branches'. Well, actually, we'd even 
                                            say 'just don't touch any old Macallan/seller 
                                            that hasn't got an excellent pedigree.' |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Laphroaig 
                                            30yo OB
 Item 
                                            # 300188668324
 Date 
                                            of auction: 17.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 254.55
 Problem: 
                                            different bottles on picture
 |  
                                         
                                          | Two 
                                              pictures of what should be the same 
                                              bottle... GAME: SPOT THE DIFFERENCE! |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            right, it's not uncommon that a seller 
                                            puts a picture of a bottle that's 
                                            the same as the one he's willing to 
                                            sell, but that's not a picture of 
                                            the actual bottle. We guess that you 
                                            saw that both capsules don't have 
                                            the same lengths here. That doesn't 
                                            mean that the bottle is a fake of 
                                            course, but that at least one of the 
                                            pictures just can't be a picture of 
                                            the bottle that's for sale. Okay, 
                                            let's say this is 'very slightly dodgy', 
                                            especially since there are so many 
                                            fake Laph 30yo's around. Anyway, no 
                                            need to pillory the seller here! (both 
                                            versions existed in real life anyway) |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            1959 80° Campbell Hope & King 
                                            Rinaldi
 Item 
                                            # 360003699401
 Date 
                                            of auction: 11.12.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: GBP 160.00
 Seller: 
                                            nonno_oreste aka bacusvr, Italy (no 
                                            longer a member).
 Problem: 
                                            Shipped bottle does not match advertised 
                                            one.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Left, 
                                              the picture that was on the eBay 
                                              page. Right, the bottle that the 
                                              buyer got. |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            it seems that both neck labels were 
                                            used on this '80° proof' so there's 
                                            no obvious evidence that this is a 
                                            fake. However, the seller's 'pedigree' 
                                            (he's no longer a member of eBay by 
                                            the way, under this nickname that 
                                            is) and the fact that the bottle does 
                                            not match the advertised item makes 
                                            it dodgy at best. |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Bowmore 
                                            'Ship Label' OB 26 2/3 fl ozs
 Item 
                                            # 330175776560
 Date 
                                            of auction: 13.10.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: GBP 210.00
 Seller: 
                                            portokalo2023, Firenze, Italy.
 Problem: 
                                            cap too long? Maybe label issues.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                              this was bought by a Japanese friend 
                                              (and many other nice people around 
                                              the world I'm afraid). The label 
                                              looks brand new and the level astonishingly 
                                              high but this is no evidence... 
                                              The cap is longer than usual 'ship 
                                              labels' from Italy but there has 
                                              been such caps in the UK. Sure it's 
                                              a bit strange that Italian sellers 
                                              sell bunches of possible UK versions 
                                              - and we saw many labels for sale 
                                              in collections - but it's not possible 
                                              to claim that this is an obvious 
                                              fake. Now, a member of the Whisy 
                                              Watchdogs Council bought one of 
                                              these 'eBayed' bottles (perfect 
                                              label, booklet, strange bottom glass 
                                              code - too new) and opened it right 
                                              away. It didn't taste like Bowmore 
                                              at all... Let's say this is dodgy 
                                              at best. |   
                                          |   |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              16, 2008 | 
 |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | REAL 
                                            NAMES OF THE FORGERS?  
                                            I'm afraid we won't ever publish them 
                                            on these pages. We're sorry but even 
                                            if forging old bottles of whisky is 
                                            very serious matters, we don't think 
                                            it would be fair to cause these people 
                                            more trouble than they actually deserve 
                                            (which is still a lot, agreed). So, 
                                            dear fraudsters - we know you read 
                                            these pages -, we think what would 
                                            be best would be simply to stop selling 
                                            fake bottles and focus on genuine 
                                            whiskies, because we know that you 
                                            sell some as well. Please, guys! |  
                                         
                                          | NOTE: 
                                            WE'RE GETTING DOZENS AND DOZENS of 
                                            Fake Alerts and just can't publish 
                                            them all immediately, nor even answer 
                                            to everyone as quickly as we wished, 
                                            but be sure that we will so please 
                                            be patient, thank you! (gee, it seems 
                                            that we really started something!) Besides, 
                                            we'll be travelling for three days 
                                            and won't be able to update Whiskyfun 
                                            until we're back, sorry for that. 
                                            But here's good reading for you (not 
                                            from me!)
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | We 
                                            got this very good and very enlightening 
                                            piece from our friend Malcolm Sievwright 
                                            and decided to publish it in entirety 
                                            (we just deleted very short parts 
                                            because they were, well, a bit 'too 
                                            early' for our common cause). Many, 
                                            many thanks Malcolm, this is a MUST 
                                            READ!... |  
                                         
                                          | EBAY 
                                            FAKES - A SPOTTER'S GUIDE - 
                                            by Malcolm Sievwright |  
                                         
                                          | Just 
                                            over 2 months ago I decided to start 
                                            collecting whisky. The idea being 
                                            that I would hopefully accumulate 
                                            a collection that might appreciate 
                                            in value with the fallback that I 
                                            could just drink those bottles who 
                                            failed me. As a regular user of ebay I thought 
                                            that I would check out what was available 
                                            and look to try and find a few bargains. 
                                            Most of the bottles that caught my 
                                            eye happened to come from Italian 
                                            Sellers. I knew that this would not 
                                            necessarily come as a surprise as 
                                            a lot of good collectors come from 
                                            Italy and they do have good taste 
                                            in drink as in a lot of the other 
                                            finer things in life.
 I carefully checked the feedback of 
                                            those users that I purchased items 
                                            from and did a quick check to see 
                                            that the items looked genuine. I have 
                                            to say that I was not unduly worried 
                                            by what I saw and decided to make 
                                            a purchase of one item and then see 
                                            what happened. I mean, who do you 
                                            trust if you don’t trust a power 
                                            seller.
 |  
                                         
                                          | I 
                                            purchased the following whisky from 
                                            portokalo2023: |  
                                         
                                          | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            18 year old 4 pack 1974-1977
 Item 
                                            # delisted due to 
                                            broken ebay rules
 Seller: 
                                            portokalo2023
 Problem: 
                                            1977 and 1976 looked good – 
                                            but very high fill levels.
 1974 and 1975 – same wording 
                                            as on 1976 and 1977 for importator 
                                            whilst they are different on known 
                                            genuine bottles
 |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            left, 1974 and 1975 bought on eBay. 
                                            Right, genuine bottles. Differences: 1974: dodgy label 
                                            reads ' Importatori Esclusivi per 
                                            l'Italia GIOVINETTI (...)'. Genuine 
                                            label reads: 'Agenti Esclusivi per 
                                            l'Italia GIOVINETTI (...) Importatori 
                                            e Distributori'.
 1975: dodgy label 
                                            and genuine label read the same except 
                                            that 'MILANO' is below 'GIOVINETTI' 
                                            on genuine label.
 |  |  
                                         
                                          | Having 
                                            checked initially I was convinced 
                                            that these were good bottles at a 
                                            good price and thought I would dip 
                                            my toe in the water again. I bought 
                                            a total of 8 more bottles from the 
                                            users brigidino61 and nonno_oreste 
                                            (now baccusvr). Here are a few examples: |  
                                         
                                          | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Ardbeg 
                                            Guaranteed 10 year old
 Item 
                                            # 200183257074
 Seller: 
                                            brigidino61
 Problem: 
                                            dodgy label.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Left, 
                                              the bottle sold on eBay. Right, 
                                              two genuine versions (conical neck, 
                                              bulbous neck)
 |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            The big give away (and you can see 
                                            this from the picture on the item) 
                                            is that there is no alcohol strength 
                                            or bottle volume info. Geert Bero, 
                                            who's an Ardbeg collector, confirms 
                                            that this is a fake for the same reasons.Moreover, 
                                            on any old bottle the edges of the 
                                            golden prints tend to get small dents 
                                            (hence black) whilst the fakes are 
                                            immaculate. |  |  
                                         
                                          | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Bowmore 
                                            1972 21 year old
 Item 
                                            # 360001534241
 Seller: 
                                            baccusvr
 Problem: 
                                            genuine bottle but label possibly 
                                            full of errors.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                            on 'dodgy' bottle: drawing not embossed. 
                                            Vintage oddly placed (not centered). 
                                            ABV 43% instead of 49.1% but other 
                                            parts similar. There has been several 
                                            versions so maybe this is not an obvious 
                                            fake. Let's say 'very dodgy' for now. |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          | Left, 
                                              the bottle sold on eBay. Right, 
                                              a genuine version |  
                                         
                                          | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Springbank 
                                            1954 25 Year Old Cadenhead's
 Item 
                                            # 200183256399
 Seller: 
                                            brigidino61
 Problem: 
                                            the 'S' and other details.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Left, 
                                            the bottle sold on eBay. Right, 
                                            a genuine version |  
                                         
                                          | Comments: 
                                            The S in the middle of the label has 
                                            very weak strikes along the middle 
                                            and top of the S and there is no label 
                                            protection panel. Springbank have 
                                            confirmed that they are sure that 
                                            the strength of the S would have been 
                                            the same as in the 'genuine picture'– 
                                            which I provided them. Also, 'Proprietors: 
                                            J.A. MITCHELL & CO. LTD.' is placed 
                                            lower on fake label. Many of these 
                                            bottles have been recently sold on 
                                            eBay. WARNING! 
                                            There's another one of these in live 
                                            auctions: #320205509874. |  |  
                                         
                                          | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Laphroaig 
                                            1976 OB Vintage
 Item 
                                            # 350004702017
 Seller: 
                                            marcin3147
 Problem: 
                                            capsule too short.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Left, 
                                              the bottle sold on eBay. Right, 
                                              a genuine version Comments: 
                                              The seal over the bottle does not 
                                              extend down enough – plus 
                                              the box was fake.  
 There 
                                              are many fake, that is to say relabelled 
                                              fake Laphroaig 30yo's or these Vintages 
                                              indeed. The forgers seem to use 
                                              bottles of either 10yo Cask Strength 
                                              (good whisky, that is) or some versions 
                                              of the 15yo. See pictures below... |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | 1: 
                                              genuine 1976. 2: the fake 1976. 
                                              3: genuine 10yo CS. 4: genuine 15yo(pictures of genuine caps taken 
                                              from the XLNT laphroaigcollector.)
 |  
                                         
                                          | The 
                                            first bottles that I spotted were 
                                            the dodgy Ardbeg Guaranteed 10 and 
                                            the Springbank 1954. I twigged first 
                                            as they all appeared to come from 
                                            different people but the postal or 
                                            UPS forms stated that they all came 
                                            from the same person. From that moment I went back over 
                                            my collection and all the bottles 
                                            from Italy were fakes. In addition 
                                            I bought 2 bottles from other ebayers 
                                            which then turned out to have come 
                                            from our Italian faker friends.
 I have got refunds for all the bottles 
                                            – I just raised a dispute with 
                                            paypal and the refunds flowed in without 
                                            any questions. How dodgy is that!
 Even worse was to come, a bottle from 
                                            marcin3147 was, in my view, passed 
                                            on deliberately. Although I got a 
                                            full refund the member got very aggressive 
                                            when I would not return the bottles. 
                                            He only stopped sending me messages 
                                            when I pointed out that it was obvious 
                                            that he was passing them on deliberately. 
                                            Having admitted previously that he 
                                            had had problems with a couple of 
                                            bottles from Italy he continues to 
                                            buy and pass on bottles.
 Having been through this process myself 
                                            I was keen to pass on the info – 
                                            that’s why I am writing this 
                                            article. I found the WhiskyFun war 
                                            through forums on WhiskyMag.com and 
                                            this seems the best place to distribute 
                                            my own hints and tips.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            1) – Trust No One (isn't 
                                            this a bit excessive? - Ed ;-)) All the users who provided me with 
                                            fake bottles, and the evidence that 
                                            I presented to Serge, were reported 
                                            to Ebay. I got the usual “Thanks 
                                            for reporting this, we will take action 
                                            usually within 24 hours but we can’t 
                                            tell you anything to protect member 
                                            security”.
 Maybe that is being cynical but ebay 
                                            does a few things that only gain the
 trust and security of fakers:
 |  
                                         
                                          | 1) Why allow users to have private 
                                            auctions? 2) Why allow anyone to have private 
                                            feedback?
 3) Why allow Power Sellers to change 
                                            ID without losing their status?
 4) Why not have a completely transparent 
                                            fraud reporting process
 5) Why make user IDs private for auctions 
                                            which reach a certain price?
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            2) Don’t Trust Feedback 
                                            on it’s own As you can see from the reports, these 
                                            users have lots of positive feedback. 
                                            No doubt most of it is generated by 
                                            “fake auctions” between 
                                            their own ebay IDs, but a lot of it 
                                            is also because the fakes are good 
                                            enough to fool most of the people 
                                            most of the time. If someone is selling 
                                            a bottle then check their feedback 
                                            – if they have bought from a 
                                            faker then steer clear.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            3) Be suspicious of private 
                                            – whether feedback or auction Tread carefully – not all private 
                                            auctions will be fake but it is an 
                                            indicator. Ebays decision to hide 
                                            user IDs when the auction reaches 
                                            a certain price (you get user ids 
                                            like m***s) is yet another example 
                                            of them protecting the fraudsters.
 Private feedback is a definite indication 
                                            to steer clear – it masks negative 
                                            feedback and also comments added to 
                                            positive feedback if a fake is discovered.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            4) Ask for Clear photos If the photos aren’t clear then 
                                            ask for more – no reasonable 
                                            seller would refuse and most invite 
                                            such requests. And if you get answers 
                                            back like “Sorry in Poland on 
                                            holiday can’t get them in time” 
                                            then that is a good indication that 
                                            they don’t have the bottle or 
                                            it really is fake – especially 
                                            in auctions with a starting price 
                                            of £495.
 If there is only one photo then ask 
                                            for more. It doesn’t cost a 
                                            seller very much (90p for 6) to put 
                                            on multiple picks and I would expect 
                                            a genuine seller of a valuable bottle 
                                            to put on a display. Plus it will 
                                            help in Tip 5.
 Try asking for photos of the neck, 
                                            rear label, box, a clear shot of the 
                                            bottle against a light background. 
                                            Again all these are important to a 
                                            collector – something a genuine 
                                            seller would welcome.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            5) Do your research Even if you only get a couple of photos 
                                            then there is lots you can do. Google 
                                            is a wonderful tool and provides almost 
                                            unlimited resources. Compare the photos 
                                            (or even a bottle you have bought) 
                                            with photos from shops an collectors. 
                                            I am sure there will be more than 
                                            enough links in the war library to 
                                            help initially.
 Be suspicious of expensive bottles 
                                            without genuine boxes – and 
                                            you need to try and work out if the 
                                            box is genuine too.
 Areas I now look out for are as follows:
 • Is the bottle shape correct? 
                                            (include label protection panel *)
 • Is the closure correct? – 
                                            cork or capsule, is it damaged, does 
                                            it look old enough?
 • Is the wording on the label 
                                            correct – labels change from 
                                            year to year so try and find a really 
                                            good match to compare against
 • Do the fonts look right – 
                                            printing fonts change so really old 
                                            fonts are different from new one and 
                                            trust your instincts
 • Do the logos match – 
                                            wordings might change (especially 
                                            on neck labels) but logos won’t
 • Does the bottle have the correct 
                                            embossed bits – Bowmore and 
                                            Highland Park have very noticeable 
                                            embossed glass logos which are very 
                                            expensive to fake.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            6) Ask questions If you are not given enough information 
                                            then ask. Again a genuine seller won’t 
                                            mind and it may reveal clues to a 
                                            fake – like you get a reply 
                                            from a different member.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            7) Use forums on well know 
                                            whisky sites If you are looking here then you know 
                                            the ones to trust. There is no better 
                                            place to discuss things. The more 
                                            opinions you get the better.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            8) Use Paypal – with 
                                            adequate buyer protection I got refunds for all my bottles and 
                                            was covered by £500 Buyer protection. 
                                            While paypal has it’s faults 
                                            it does at least provide you with 
                                            a way to recover your money. Make 
                                            sure that the Buyer protection covers 
                                            your bid – and ask the seller 
                                            if you think that it won’t cover 
                                            the winning bid as they may be able 
                                            to raise it.
 Paypal gives buyers confidence which 
                                            leads to better prices for the seller. 
                                            For some reason a lot of the German 
                                            Auctions use only Bank Transfer – 
                                            I don’t know why but it doesn’t 
                                            fill me with confidence.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            9) Examine the bottle when 
                                            it arrives It is much easier to find differences 
                                            with the bottle in front of you so 
                                            do your research again when you get 
                                            it. Don’t give any feedback 
                                            until you are sure.
 |  
                                         
                                          | Tip 
                                            10) Trust your instincts If something really looks too good 
                                            to be true then it usually is. From 
                                            this article you would think that 
                                            I would never use Ebay again. Not 
                                            a bit of it – I will think very 
                                            carefully about bidding on whisky 
                                            but with these tips (and others that 
                                            will appear in this campaign) then 
                                            I think I am in a good position to 
                                            judge what is a fake.
 99% of ebay sellers are the genuine 
                                            article and we shouldn’t tar 
                                            the majority just because there are 
                                            some bad people out there – 
                                            you just have to be careful. Buyer 
                                            beware – the same rules as you 
                                            would apply when buying from a real 
                                            auction.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  |   
                                          | January 
                                              15, 2008 | 
 |  |  
                                         
                                          |  |  | MUSIC 
                                            – Yes, enough 
                                            with these fake bottles on eBay (but 
                                            there’s more below I’m 
                                            afraid, and it’s far from being 
                                            over), let’s talk about music 
                                            again if you please. Mind you,  
                                            the 
                                            Ruts (with Henry Rollins) 
                                            have just issued a new download single, 
                                            all for charity! It was first online 
                                            right yesterday and of course it is 
                                            a must. The name is Babylon's Burning 
                                            – yes it’s their 1979 
                                            hit - and frankly, you just MUST buy 
                                            one download (hey, at £0.79, 
                                            why not more than just one!) because 
                                            the label ‘Ruts’ just 
                                            means plain and pure energy. 
 
 |  
                                         
                                          | Besides, 
                                            it’s our good friend Mr Segs 
                                            a.k.a. Paul Jennings who’s at 
                                            the bass (remember his 
                                            interview on Whiskyfun?) and Mr 
                                            Segs is a single malt lover just like 
                                            us, which says long about his immense 
                                            good taste. So, instead of buying 
                                            dodgy old bottles of whisky on eBay, 
                                            here’s what you’re going 
                                            to do right now: first, listen to 
                                            a preview of Babylon’s Burning 
                                            from this cool widget that's above 
                                            (remember, your stereo set may sound 
                                            better than this computer) and second, 
                                            click on the wide button at the bottom, 
                                            where you’ll have the opportunity 
                                            to download this marvellous track 
                                            for £0.79 only. Act 
                                            NOW before it’s all sold out!!! 
                                            (note to self: that was the stupidest 
                                            selling point you ever came up with, 
                                            mate – quite.) |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Macallan 
                                            1945 (G&M for Pinerolo)
 Item 
                                            # 220188334309
 Date 
                                            of auction: 08.01.08, 
                                            eBay - Price: USD 676.68
 Seller: 
                                            clubwhisky, New York, USA (and other 
                                            sellers in Italy).
 Problem: 
                                            recent abundance of these 'Pinerolos' 
                                            on eBay, shiny labels, immaculate 
                                            conditions.
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                            we've had two of these in our hands, 
                                            albeit from other vintages. The red 
                                            lettering is as shiny as if the label 
                                            was coming directly out of a Xerox 
                                            printer. Fake stains, possibly printed. 
                                            Label edges are immaculate. Red caps 
                                            are immaculate. Bottle doesn't match. 
                                            Whether 1936, 1937, 1938 (...) or 
                                            1945, beware of all these old Pinerolos 
                                            that look almost brand new! Only boxed 
                                            bottles may remain that shiny - so, 
                                            where are the boxes? |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | FAKE 
                                            BOTTLE CASE? - CATEGORY: CLOSED SALES Bottle: 
                                            Talisker 
                                            "Proof" (Robert Watson)
 Item 
                                            # 130167809288
 Date 
                                            of auction: 30.10.07, 
                                            eBay - Price: EUR 200.00
 Seller: 
                                            roccobaroccorp, Pistoia, Italy.
 Problem: 
                                            bottle and label don't match. Label 
                                            was previously bought on eBay by 'portokalo2023' 
                                            (see our January 12 entry).
 |  
                                         
                                          |  | Comments: 
                                            what's funny (well) is that I could 
                                            put my hands on a sample of this whisky, 
                                            thanks to the unfortunate buyer. It 
                                            does taste like a rather good 'sherried' 
                                            Talisker indeed, albeit rather a modern 
                                            one, and reminds me a bit of Talisker 
                                            Distiller's Edition (too bad I don't 
                                            have any sample at hand for due comparison). 
                                            We may have to thank this seller for 
                                            not pouring putrid swill into his 
                                            fake bottles, at least. So thanks, 
                                            roccobaroccorp! ;-) Now, it's also 
                                            true that it may be a smart move to 
                                            prevent any lab or distillery from 
                                            stating that what's inside a bottle 
                                            does not come from the distillery 
                                            (any lab would find out, using chromatography 
                                            or other techniques of which I'm afraid 
                                            I know next to nothing, even if I 
                                            know that they do exist). |   
                                          |  |  
                                         
                                          |  | ANOTHER 
                                            DIRTY LITTLE TRICK 
                                            used by sellers exposed! Wanna raise 
                                            the bids on one of your dodgy items? 
                                            Or put one or several harmless bids 
                                            on your own item because you know 
                                            that if nobody bids on it, everybody 
                                            will think it’s dodgy? Easy, 
                                            just have another eBay nickname – 
                                            better with several – and put 
                                            high bids on your own bottles, that 
                                            will then have many chances to get 
                                            over-bidden by honest last minute 
                                            buyers. |  
                                         
                                          | For 
                                            instance, put bids like EUR 290 or 
                                            399 and you’re almost sure that 
                                            a naive buyer will put a higher bid 
                                            at a few more Euros, like EUR 307 
                                            or 411.50 (whatever), preferably at 
                                            the very last minute (sometimes by 
                                            using a sniping service or software), 
                                            while thinking that he will have been 
                                            extremely clever. So, watch the bidding 
                                            history of any bottle that makes sheep’s 
                                            eyes at you... And if it’s hidden, 
                                            beware! Frankly, which buyer aiming 
                                            at winning a bottle on eBay would 
                                            put stupid bids such as 290 or 399 
                                            Euros? So, the forgers do have special nicknames 
                                            that are almost only aimed at putting 
                                            such bids on dodgy bottles, or even 
                                            at buying/selling very cheap ‘buy-it-now’ 
                                            items immediately after such bottles 
                                            have been put on auction, doing that 
                                            only to enhance their eBay profiles.
 Of course, seeing all their tricks 
                                            being exposed leads many fake sellers 
                                            to adopt Private Feedback these days 
                                            (hence making their comments and lists 
                                            of transactions private) so that nobody 
                                            can watch their dirty moves anymore. 
                                            So, again remember rule #1: NEVER, 
                                            ever buy from a seller whose feedback 
                                            is hidden – or ‘Private’ 
                                            in eBay language. On the other hand, 
                                            Google's cache is very handy for checking 
                                            old feedbacks even if a seller went 
                                            private... Just google a seller's 
                                            nickname + ebay and you'll find many 
                                            cached information (but be quick! 
                                            Caches do expire after a while...)
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                                          | TASTING 
                                            - FOUR OLD TAMDHUS |   
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                                          | Tamdhu 
                                            8 yo (70° proof, OB, 1970’s)  A rather rare old official version 
                                            of Tamdhu, you don’t come across 
                                            this one too often. Colour: gold. 
                                            Nose: starts on a rather heavy peatiness, 
                                            somewhat in the Ardmore genre, together 
                                            with quite some coal smoke, burnt 
                                            matches, heather, linseed oil and 
                                            argan oil. No need to say this is 
                                            superb, as most old Tamdhus are. Also 
                                            hints of olive oil and shoe polish. 
                                            What’s interesting is that the 
                                            peat was ‘encapsulated’ 
                                            in the bottle, whereas Tamdhus from 
                                            the same period that matured for a 
                                            long time in their cask may well have 
                                            lost it. Mouth: ho-ho, this is phenolic! 
                                            Peat, wax, chlorophyll toothpaste, 
                                            heavy liquorice, caramel, orange blossom 
                                            water, pepper... This is big whisky! 
                                            Gets very gingery after that, almost 
                                            biting. Hard to imagine what this 
                                            one would be at cask strength. Finish: 
                                            extremely long, extremely peppery, 
                                            very bitter (nicely so) and slightly 
                                            prickly. Very unusual... Actually, 
                                            I wouldn’t say this is very 
                                            good as such but interesting it is. 
                                            SGP:266 (wazzat?) 
                                            - 80 points. |   
                                          | Tamdhu 
                                            NAS (40%, OB, circa 1995)  Colour: gold. Nose: we’re much 
                                            more on grains, caramel, cereals and 
                                            honey here, even if there certainly 
                                            is a little peat, just a little. Very 
                                            faint soapiness but other than that 
                                            it’s solid yet smooth malt, 
                                            a classic, displaying more and more 
                                            honeyed notes as well as hints of 
                                            hot chocolate cake. Mouth: smooth 
                                            but certainly not lumpish, all on 
                                            cake, oranges, cereals and vanilla 
                                            fudge, with a little liquorice and 
                                            mastic in the background. A little 
                                            simple actually, the nose was more 
                                            interesting. Finish: shortish and 
                                            even simpler. Too bad, this one kept 
                                            dwindling. SGP:232 – 
                                            78 points. |   
                                          | Tamdhu 
                                            34 yo 1969/2004 (40.2%, Duncan Taylor 
                                            Peerless, cask #7316, 247 bottles)  Let’s see if the peat has vanished 
                                            indeed here... Colour: straw. Nose: 
                                            yes, no peat left (or very, very little) 
                                            but it got very floral and, again, 
                                            honeyed albeit more delicately than 
                                            in the NAS. Very fresh notes of mint 
                                            leaves, almonds and moss, banana pudding, 
                                            orange and apple juice... All that 
                                            is a little shy but very elegant, 
                                            very subtle. Little oak at such old 
                                            age. Another old ‘delicate whisperer’ 
                                            but maybe it’ll be more talkative 
                                            on the palate. Mouth: it’s the 
                                            oak that talks now – quite a 
                                            monologue – but the spirit itself 
                                            is a little restrained at the attack, 
                                            even if it does pick up steam after 
                                            a moment. Bananas, apple skins and 
                                            vanilla crème. And tannins. 
                                            Finish: medium long, getting seriously 
                                            oaky now. Good old malt but little 
                                            past its prime in my opinion. SGP:351 
                                            – 81 points. |   
                                          | Tamdhu 
                                            29 yo 1977/2006 (50%, Douglas Laing 
                                            OMC, Hogshead Ref 1873, 211 bottles)  Colour: pale gold. Nose: bolder, more 
                                            powerful than the 1969 but it seems 
                                            that it’s only the higher alcohol. 
                                            Bizarrely rough and spirity, with 
                                            a good dose of banana skins and liquor, 
                                            big notes of raspberry eau-de-vie, 
                                            arak and vanilla. Not too clean, slightly 
                                            disappointing, but the palate will 
                                            probably be better. Mouth: roughly 
                                            the same whisky as the 1969, only 
                                            with 10 more per cents, a little less 
                                            oak (there’s enough left) and 
                                            more notes of fruit spirit. Finish: 
                                            long but a little indefinite, quite 
                                            bitter and rough. Again, this is a 
                                            little disappointing. SGP:351 
                                            - 79 points. Too bad, I had 
                                            Tamdhu very high on my 
                                            lists but it’ll probably 
                                            slip down a bit next time I’ll 
                                            update them. |  
  
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                                 Best 
                                  malts I had these weeks - 90+ 
                                  points only - alphabetical: Glen 
                                  Grant 42 yo (70°proof, Gordon & 
                                  MacPhail, 1970's, 75.7cl) Highland 
                                  15 yo 1975/1990 (56%, 
                                  McCLelland’s for Slim Cowell’s Personal 
                                  Selection IV, Glen Garioch) Highland 
                                  1975/1990 (56%, McClelland’ss 
                                  for Scotch Single Malt Circle, cask #545/458, 
                                  Glen Garioch) Highland 
                                  1975/1989 (60%, McClellands for Scotch 
                                  Single Malt Circle, cask #1975/4500, Glen Garioch) Highland 
                                  Park 1983/1993 (55.4%, Scotch Malt 
                                  Whisky Society, 4.13) Highland 
                                  Park 1983/2003 (56.4%, OB, cask #1096, 
                                  440 bottles) Highland 
                                  Park 1983/2004 (56.8%, OB for LMdW, 
                                  cask #1094, 588 bottles)  Springbank 
                                  1967/1988 (46%, OB, 'A West Highland 
                                  SMW', 648 bottles) Springbank 
                                  31 yo 1967/1998 (46%, Murray McDavid, 
                                  fresh bourbon, MM1315) Springbank 
                                  33 yo 1967/2001 (41.4%, Douglas Laing 
                                  OMC, Ref 3370, 204 bottles)       
 
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